A/N: Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure. Luna Lovegood is my idol. I've been updating for the Clique more and more. Check out my new story the Gossip Girls co-authored with Fanfictiontastic, xjgege, Haloxoxo, Kai-Xcrunner4life and Braidedtissues.
Thank you, to all who reviewed and waited. I love anything and everything Marc Jacobs.
& Massington will not be happening in this story. Sorry to all Massington fans, please do not hate me.
Currently: listening to 'Collide' by Howie Day. I'm addicted. Also, I stole a bunch of cream cheese filled pastries and am hiding in the basement, writing this chapter. Lolx.
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The bell signaling the end of the day rolled around and Massie escaped to her locker, shoving her notebooks, pens and various textbooks inside her Marc Jacobs Mouse tote, her skinny stud Marc Jacobs bracelet scraping the metal locker as she took her tote out of it. She hated coming to school. Not because it was boring, but because of all of the stupid people. She hated pretty much everyone here, wasting all their parents' money and acting like they were so much better than everyone else in the world when they really just sucked ass.
Thank Gawd that she had finally been de-throned by Alicia and got out of being such a designer-turd.
She was almost to the exit of Briarwood Academy when she heard the retarted, high-pitched giggling of the former Pretty Committee. Ugh, what a stupid name, and to think she came up with it.
Walk faster and you may be lucky enough to get hit by a car so that you don't have to see those dumb bitches anymore, Massie thought to herself, quickening her already fast pace.
Too slow.
"Ew, is that Massie Block?" Alicia shouted across the hall.
"Ew, I think it is!" Claire squealed.
"Didn't she wear those skinny jeans twice already this week?" Dylan shouted loudly so that massie could hear them all insulting her. Or at least, thinking that they were. "She's such a loser!"
Was this really the best they could do since they had ditched her?
This was pathetic.
"She tried to steal Cam away from Kuh-laire today in Lit!" Dah-livia said.
"Ehmagawd!" they all cried.
"It didn't work though, because Cam totally left her all alone," Claire said quickly.
To be brutally honest, Massie thought that even Alicia didn't believe Claire about that, because Alicia had known that Claire was getting really obsessive and annoying and that Cam was going to break up with her soon.
Oh look, a truck. Too bad it didn't crash into the school, Massie thought.
Massie thought that it was weird that Kristen had not said anything to insult her yet, although Kristen Gregory had never been one to insult Massie Block.
"Aw, Massie likes Cam!" Alicia said, "Ah-gain. How pathetic."
"I know, she's probably trying to bring you down," Dylan suggested.
"Probably," Kristen muttered almost inaudibly, not wanting to bad-mouth her old best friend to her new "friends."
"At least she's over Derrington," Dylan muttered.
Massie knew that Dylan had always liked Derrick, but she had never really thought anything of it. Dylan was super pissed when she found out about Alicia and Derrick, but she didn't show it, knowing that Alicia would probably crush her social life along with Massie's.
But it's not like Massie cared.
"Or pretending to be," Olivia said.
"I bet she's trying to take over, ah-gain. Even though no one likes her. She's such a pathetic LBR," Alicia replied.
Whatever, Massie thought.
They were acting so pathetic. It almost made her sick.
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Cam sat on the front steps of Briarwood Academy with his friends, Derrick Harrington, Chris Plovert and Josh Hotz. Kemp Hurley had gone to the dentist to get his braces off, finally.
"So how are you and Kuh-laire?" Derrick asked Cam, mimicking Alicia's annoying voice.
Cam just glared.
"Dude, don't even ask!" Cam replied.
"Why not? Trouble in paradise, Cammy Boy?" Plovert asked.
"No, she's just…she is too clingy," Cam admitted.
"We all knew that, Cam, what took you so long to see that? You've been together for a long ass time now," Josh said.
"I don't know. I though that I loved her, and I guess that I don't," Cam replied glumly.
Derrick snickered.
"I'm bored," Plovert said.
"Aren't we all?" Josh asked.
"I wish something would happen," Cam said.
And with that, the doors to Briarwood Academy flew open and Massie Block walked out.
Derrick stared at her with a burning passion in his chest. Massie looked liked she had just walked out of a photo shoot with her hair blowing wildly around her face, her eyes dark and exotic, the air around her, toxic. She turned to see him staring at her and threw him a disgusted look. She glanced uncomfortably at the rest of the boys sitting in her way.
The didn't look like they were going to move anytime soon, so they just all stared at each other stupidly in silence.
"Hey Massie," Cam said, breaking the uneasy silence.
Massie glanced at him.
"Hi, Cam," she said.
"What's up?" He asked.
"Well, I was on my way home, your girlfriend and her air-headed friends are headed this way and I was hoping there was a semi-truck nearby," Massie replied.
"Why?" Plovert asked.
"So that it would run me over," Massie answered nonchantly.
"Why would you want that?" Cam asked.
"Suicidal since we broke up, Massie?" Derrick asked cockily.
Massie glared at Derrick.
"You wish, Harrington," she looked over at Cam, "because, Cam, your girlfriend hates me for 'trying to take you away from her' and they are just soo fucking annoying. I can't stand them."
"I second that!" Josh laughed.
"Don't encourage her," Derrick growled at Josh.
Massie just rolled her eyes.
"Well, I've got to go. The stupid ditzy bitches are coming, later Cam," Massie said before slipping away.
The front doors to Briarwood Academy opened up again and the 'Pretty Committee' came out.
"Hey Cam!" Claire chirped happily.
"Ugh," Cam muttered.
Derrick, Plovert and Josh laughed at him.
"What? Are you not happy to see me or something?" Claire asked worriedly.
"No, that has nothing to do with it," Cam answered quickly.
"Is this because of Massie? You don't like her do you?" Claire asked, "Ehmagawd! You do! You do, you do, you do!"
"Jeez, she's one annoying bitch. I see why Massie got out of here," Josh whispered to Plovert and Derrick.
They each nodded in agreement.
"Five bucks says Claire breaks up with Cam," Plovert said.
"Five bucks says that Cam breaks up with Claire," Derrick replied.
"And I'll hold your five bucks," Josh said.
Derrick and Plovert each handed Josh five bucks and watched Cam and Claire fight.
Again.
"I don't like her! Why would you think that?" Cam asked.
"Because, that's why you asked her to be in your group and nawt me!" Claire cried.
"This is hilarious," Josh sighed.
Plovert smirked.
"Ehmagawd, I think they're about to break up," Dylan whispered to Alicia.
"Not ah-gain. This is too fucked up," Alicia hissed.
"That has nothing to do with it!" Cam shouted back.
"You know what? I am through with you, Cameron Fisher!" Claire shouted, her pain mixed with anger and frustration.
Plovert smirked and Josh handed both fives to Plovert and Derrick groaned.
"I was gong to buy some fries with that money," Derrick said.
"Well, now I can get some and eat it in front of you," Plovert smirked.
Tears streamed down Claire's face as she turned around and ran away from everyone. The Pretty Committee ran off to comfort her, after a slight hesitation, Kristen followed them.
Cam stayed rooted to the spot, watching where Claire had just run away to.
Derrick patted Cam on the back.
"Sucks to be you, Fisher," Derrick said.
And with that, the boys went off in search of adventure and French fries.
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