CHAPTER 3 ON BOARD!

Elsa's pov;

PEEEPP!

I honked the horn of my car as loudest as I could for every Alaskan to hear me out. Guess Merida was an exception.

"I WOULD LOVE TO SLAP YOU, BUT THAT WOULD BE ANIMAL ABUSE!" Cried an old lady from her house, aka Mother Gothel who happened to be our dear neighbor as well. When Merida and I were young, we used to play together around the corner, just across her house. She used to be so annoyed by our playfulness, that she once confiscated our dolls as a punishment, for making a lot of noise. Since then onward, she's been on our hate list. I huffed in annoyance.

"THEN GO SLAP YOURSELF!" I cried in anger and went for another round

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"DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU ANY MANNERS, YOUNG LADY!?"

I rolled my eyes. That was an old one, "NOOOPPEE! THEY WERE TOO BUSY DYING! I'LL ASK THEM TO SEND YOU AN INVITATION, SOOOONN!" I slurred while smirking to myself. Oh I was loving this shit..

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"IT'S GOOD THAT THEY'RE NOT ALIVE TO SEE A MONSTER IN FORM OF DAUGHTER, TODAY!" out of the corner of my eye I saw her coming out of her house; face distorted in anger.

"YUP! THEY DIDN'T EVEN LIVE UP TO SEE AN OLD UGLY HAG, IN FORM OF A NEIGHBOUR! "

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she roared "WHY YOU LITT_"

...so i decided to block her out.

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"BLOODY DAUGHTER OF A B_"

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I laughed when I saw her face as red as a tomato. Suddenly, I saw a red mush ball, entering the passenger seat. " I'm so sorry Elsa! I just had to go through some final touches." I thanked God that she was finally here, or else Gothel and I would have ripped each other's throats by now. I spared a death glare at Merida, "You called me at around 3 to pick you up. I literally had to wait for you, for_"

"I'M CALLING THE POLIC_"

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After giving the last horn, I drove off. "Geez! what was that all about?" Merida questioned curiously. I rolled my eyes at the culprit of the whole mess.

"Long story"

Third person's Pov

"Damn! those eyes!"

The waitress of Rose's Cafe giggled, as Jack tucked the strands of hair behind her ear. She gave him a shy smile. "Did anyone tell you that you have snowflakes design in your orbs?", she flirted back.

He was a player, he knew that. The fact that it was the first time that a certain brown haired guy had witnessed how good of a player he was, was something new. Hiccup shook his head and got up from the table on which he was sitting for 30 minutes now.

"You're the first_AH OUCHH! AH AH AH NOT THE EARRR NOT THE EARRRRR..." Hiccup tried to drag him by his ear lobe. "Sorry, he's suffering from sugar rush. Gets hyped up over little attention." The waitress frowned at Hiccup's explanation, but shrugged it off and got back to what she had been doing previously.

"Dude! you're no fun!" Jack whined.

"Yeah! and playing with girls, is your definition of having fun?!" Jack was about to answer that but was quickly shut up by Hiccup's glare that said, 'It was a rhetorical question, you idiot'

"You know what? try it then."

"Wait what?" Hiccup looked at Jack quizzically .

"You heard me. Try it." Seeing hiccup's horrified face, he decided to play his trump card. "..Ha Ha! that's what I expected. A goody-two shoes-barbie-princess would never spare a moment to have fun without his girlfriend. To be completely honest, dude, I pity you. You're living a life no worse then that of a loyal dog."

Hiccup gritted his teeth. It took him 5 tons of strength, to prevent himself from getting up and punching Jack square in the face. He had the audacity to call HICCUP HADDOCK THE GREAT! a loyal dog!? He controlled his anger and decided to accept his challenge "Which. One?"

Jack smiled in truimph, "The one with blonde hair and brown eyes." He surely was enjoying this. The hangout was a total package. While they were waiting for Hiccup's girlfriend and her best friend ( he was so looking forward to seeing his girlfriend's bestfriend), he got an opportunity to meet many beautiful brown-eyed waitresses. Not to mention, he was going to see his bestfriend flirt for the very first time.

"Best of luck! may your ship sail to Atlantis , and never come back!"

Hiccup finally approached the girl with whom Jack had flirted a minute ago. She was busy cleaning the counter, and was not looking in his direction.

"AHEM...AHEM!"

The amplitude of his voice seemed to startle the girl to the extent, that she fell, landing butt face on the ground.

"SHIT! I'm so sorry! so sorry! Are you okay?"

The girl got up, and it looked as if she was in great pain. Hiccup could not decide whether it was from the fall or from facing the doom of talking to him. Meanwhile Jack sat there face palming his face, the whole time.

"I'm okay, is there anything that you need sir?" The girl tried to look polite as possible, however Hiccup was smart enough to see the irritation hidden behind her cool facade.

"Uh..May..Uhh..I..a..I wanted to ask, if.. Uhh..." His eyes lingered on the menu display.

"...is..bacon chicken or beef!" His eyes lit up, when he was able to form a coherent sentence. It took him only a few seconds to realize that his coherent sentence structure had an incoherent meaning.

"Sir, bacon is animal meat. So it includes both chicken and beef" The waitress answered, still dumbfounded by his question. Without making things even worse than they were, Hiccup mumbled a small 'thank you' and made his way towards the table.

Jack, who by now was pretending to look out of the window, embarrassed as hell, decided to look at his friend. "Do I know you, Sir? Actually this seat is reserved for my friend."

Hiccup glared daggers at him. "You're so gonna pay for this Frost!"

"They're here!" Hiccup squealed, while banging the table, like a fan girl who saw her celebrity crush for the very first time. A few of the customers; who had been watching Hiccup since his first failed attempt to woo the waitress, snickered. This didn't go unnoticed by Jack.

"Stop acting like a Japanese high school girl, Idiot! people are looking." He whisper-yelled

However Hiccup was in his own world and didn't seem to pay attention to Jack's agitation, for the love of his life was making her way towards him.

"QUICK! smell me! do I look fine? Are my hair alright!? Am I_"

"Yeah you smell like a skunk, as always."

Hiccup rolled his eyes. He couldn't believe how Jack was completely relaxed in this situation, but then again, Merida was HIS girlfriend. Not Jack's.

Jack scolded himself mentally, taking notes not to ever go on a double date with Hiccup as his male partner. He decided to look out of the window, as always.

"So sorry we're late!" a voice seemed to startle Jack. He looked up to find a blue-eyed girl, with scarlet hair. She pecked Hiccup on the cheek. This seemed to have a terrible affect on Hiccup, as he blushed terribly.

oohh so this was Merida

"Yeah, she spent 2 hours in front of the mirror. Don't mind her." Another girl with soft silky platinum blonde hair, and crystal blue eyes laughed giving Hiccup a side hug, as if they had been pals since 7 grade.

She was the most beautiful girl Jack had ever laid eyes on. Her laugh, was like a melody! music to ears! He eyed her from head to toe. The pastel blue bush-shirt and skinny jeans complemented her slender hour-glass figure. She had the most stunning facial features he had ever seen. Large blue crystalline eyes, as deep as an ocean. He felt like drowning in them. A cute-button nose, complementing her porcelain face. Her small pulp cherry red lips, looked so...so...Juicy?

Fuck, Frost! you're screwed

"Says the girl, who was about to get us arrested 30 minutes ago." Merida chuckled, making Hiccup frown a bit, in confusion.

"what happened?" He asked.

Elsa shrugged, "your girlfriend loves to exaggerate."

"Aaand...this must be your friend. Jack" Merida changed the topic as soon as her eyes landed on the white-haired stranger. He seemed to have spaced off, by the look on his face. Not to mention, his eyes were averted in Elsa's direction the whole time.

"Correction: My childhood best friend. Meet Jackson Overland Frost, commonly known as Jack Frost or Jack, for short." Hiccup made a grand introduction. Jack on the other hand, paid no attention.

"Dude! we know Elsa is really pretty, but will you stop drooling. It's nasty!"

"AM NOT" Jack's reflexes kicked into action, when he caught a few words that Hiccup spoke, and snapped into focus. It seemed as if it their souls had been switched for a moment.

He looked at Elsa again, who was awkwardly rubbing her hands over her arms, trying to look at anything, except him.

Great going Frost