Hello! I brought you a new chapter featuring...CYBORG! YAY! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Is there some way for you not to write these EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. CHAPTER? I do not own the Teen Titans. DC Comics and Warner Bros do.

Cyborg

1. Tell him Beastboy blew up the microwave.

2. Tell him Beastboy downloaded another virus onto him.

3. Tell him Beastboy stuffed a cookie in the Game Station. (A/N: This idea is owned by Jeff Kinney; it's in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid.)

4. Tell him Beastboy scratched up the paint on the T-Car.

5. Scratch up the paint on the T-Car.

6. Tell him Beastboy thinks he's better at videogames.

7. Beat him at videogames. (This may take some time.)

8. Follow him around speaking in a robot voice.

9. Ask him if he's Robot Man from the future.

10. Say, "Cyborg's in love with a(n) insert electrical appliance here (i.e. telephone, printer, toaster, microwave, etc.)" Whenever he's in the room.

11. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom.

12. Keep asking him how he became half-human half-robot.

13. Walk up to him and say, "Man, you've got problems when it comes to girls. First you dated an evil sorceress, then you had a relationship with a warrior that lived one thousand years ago. We need to have a talk."

14. Constantly bring up all the times he's quit the team.

15. Ruin the T-Car and then say Beastboy did it.

16. Tell him Beastboy drove the T-Car into the lake.

17. Tell him Beastboy crashed the T-Car.

18. Tell him you've replaced all the meat in the tower with tofu right after he swallows a huge bite of meat.

19. Actually replace all the meat in the tower with tofu and then tell him after he's ate at least a whole tofurky.

20. Hang up posters in his room that say, "Tofu ROCKS!"

21. Whisper to him when he sleeps, "You'll always be second best to Robin. You'll always be second best to Robin."

22. Have the rest of the Titans use red-tinged contacts and repeat, "You are no longer in control. Headmaster is teaching us now."

23. Dress up as Brother Blood and scare him in the middle of the night.

24. Paint the T-Car pink with rainbows and flowers on it.

25. Replace the cannon on his arm so that when he shoots it, a bouquet of flowers come out.

26. Tell him you've washed his stank ball.

27. Start randomly pressing all of his buttons, and when he asks you to stop, shout, "NEVER!"

28. Call him Tin Can.

29. Ask him if he's come from the future to take over the world.

30. Spray paint him hot pink during the night.

31. Sing this song under your breath whenever he's around. "When there's trouble you know what to do-CALL CYBORG! He can shoot a rocket from his shoe...'CAUSE HE'S CYBORG! Doo-da-doo-da something like that, oh yeah. Na-na-na-na, big fluffy cat, that's right! (A/N: This is the song he was singing in the episode Titans East I.)

32. Ask him if he can shoot a rocket from his butt.

33. Follow him around wearing a cardboard box painted silver, antennae, and talk in a robotic voice, saying, "I am Cyborg."

34. Ask him if he thinks the Game Station is hot and if he wants to marry it.

I think this one is pretty funny...maybe...anyway, tell me what I could do to improve by reviewing! Thanks to all my reviewers, you guys rock my socks off!

Next up is our favorite redheaded alien-Starfire! Yay!

~lilmissf