((I AM SO SORRY. I AM NOT DEAD. I just...haven't had inspiration. That's all.))
"Japan! What are you doing, aru?" China squeaked. "My babychild...WHAT?"
Japan sighed. "C-china...this is Greece. Turkey drugged him with a genderbending potion."
China's eyes widened. "From Norway?"
Japan nodded. "From Norway."
"Ah, well...THAT IS NOT THE POINT. You are grounded, Mr., and Greece, I'm calling your mother."
"My mother is dead." Greece argued, but Japan saw a flicker of sadness in her eyes.
"China, how can you ground a grown man?"
China rubbed the back of his head. "Ah...uh...well...I'M CHINA. I CAN DO ANYTHING."
"But-"
"DO NOT QUESTION ME, MERE MORTAL. I DO WHAT I WANT." China boomed, putting his hands on his hips.
"Oh, dear lord..." Greece muttered.
...
"Prussia, could you bring that green liquid over here for a second?" Norway said, moving his goggles on top of his head.
"WHAT?"
Norway sighed. "If you are going to be here, you had better make yourself useful."
The albino groaned, but got up and gave the Norwegien man the green liquid.
"Thank you." Norway mumbled, pulling the goggles back on.
"Why do you wear sissy safety goggles? I'd rather go barefaced, so that my awesome face can stun the potion and...and I can be...awesome!"
Norway frowned. "This is acidic. If it gets in your eyes...you're screwed."
Prussia scowled. "Whatever. What do I get in return, for helping you?"
"Nothing."
Prussia's mouth fell open. "C'mon! I need motivation!"
Norway sighed and faced the Prussian. He leaned in and barley brushed his lips against the Albino's. "There." He muttered, and continued with his work, blushing.
The Prussian did a victory dance. "KESESESE~ Now, next time, do it better."
... Meanwhile, in Turkey ...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE GENDERBENDING POTION IS GONE?!" Turkey yelled.
Egypt eyed him carefully. "I have looked all over. It is no where."
Turkey sighed. "This better not be one of feta-breath's tricks! I even finally friended him on facebook! I mean, it was only because he posted pictures with Japan pall the time, but...STILL! JAPAN LIKES ME MOST."
"Actually, Hungary took a few shots of them getting it on at a kitty cafe...after hours." Egypt argued.
"STOP. DON'T RUIN MY HAPPY SPOTLIGHT MOMENTS."
Egypt simply shurgged. "Just my guess."
((SORRY. IT IS SHORT. I KNOW. But we introduced new characters today, da?))