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I again thank the reviewers for their reviews which cheered me up to no end. So I thank Sugar Spiral, Jaeda Star, 00mileyfan00, TobiGB, kouhaixsempai, and Hikari-and-Akari. No spelling mistakes, I hope! Please, do not forget to vote in my profile for your choice of character! Otherwise I will decide!!!!
Chapter 3!!
Kouji: Welcome back to our show ….
Kouji and Kouichi: Digi Talk with the twins!!
Kouichi: shef01animetize begs all the viewers …… sorry readers to vote in the poll in her profile!
Kouji: Anyways, today's guest ……..
Kouichi: Unfortunately is a surprise guest as all the candidates got equal votes!!
Kouji: He's the cool rockstar ….
Kouichi: And also the formerly unfriendly bearer of the crest of friendship …..
Kouji: Is now anyways, too friendly with girls……
Kouji and Kouichi: Please welcome ……. Yamato Ishida!!
(Applause as Yamato enters looking very smug. Girls in the audience go completely mad. He is dressed in a designer suit.)
(The twins shake hands with Yamato and then sit down)
Kouji: We have only heard some rumors about you splitting with Sora after our ah ….(smiles)
Kouichi: The first chapter of our show.
Yamato: Really? (Looking bemused) I am going to tell you today about the under wear burner!
Kouichi: Let's begin!
Kouji and Kouichi: 'On focus'! The Secret Revealer!!!
(The screen glowed to see the exasperated faces of Tomoki and Iori)
Iori: It was such a short notice…….
Tomoki: It was a hard time finding the hidden tit-bits…..
Kouji and Kouichi: Whatever the case, we appreciate your effort!
Iori: We have someone special with us….(steps back)
Yamato: Taichi??
Taichi: (grinning) Hi Yama! Let us begin with some sensational story, shall we?
Yamato: (Shocked)You-can't-do-this-to-me!
Taichi: Let me begin! Ahem! How about I tell everyone about how you had a ride in a kid size tricycle, actually a race with your three year old cousin…. She won! That too when you were in eleventh grade? Look! I've got a photo too!!
(Waves a photo of Yamato on a tiny pink tricycle, looking very happy while a kid on a blue one looked bored)
Kouichi: It is not befitting my manners, but did you really enjoy that ride?
Yamato: (looking outraged and embarrassed) I really never got a chance to ride on one!
Kouichi: Anything else?
Taichi: Yes, of course! (Yamato groans) How about this? You hit poor Sora with a metal vase thinking it was some fan girl of yours in the dark. You knocked her out cold.
(Audience gasps)
Iori: (whispers to Tomoki) Poor Yamato!
Kouji: I am beginning to wonder what is gonna happen to you mate!
Yamato: It was dark!
Taichi: And here is a deadly one! Reason? The twins are going to (laughs as Yamato pales)
Kouichi: I don't get it….
Taichi: During some Adventure-Frontier crossovers, Yamato actually kissed accidentally …. We are so accidental aren't we? A girl called what was her name? Ah (pauses to examine the effect on the twins' face while Iori and Tomoki close their eyes) Izumi Orimoto.
Kouji: (expression seems to resemble that of Wolfmon, speaks in a slow yet dangerous voice) I think that is enough for today.
Kouichi: (looks as if he wanted become Lowemon to reduce Yamato into pulp) That's all.
Taichi: Since none of the kids is here, I'll do it. Right-on! (Screen glows)
Kouji and Kouichi: So…..
Yamato: I …. Uh …..
(The twins are about to sprang on him while Yamato is ready to run but then chains fly out from their seats and bind them)
Kouji: Hey!
Kouichi: Now what?!!
shef01animetize: (comes running out) Why do I really have to take care of this wild show!! Yamato, if you run away then I'll make sure that Sora knows detailed version of your exploits! And you two! I made you the hosts just I thought that you were responsible…….
Kouichi: (sighs as Kouji struggles) Time for a short author note break! Keep reading!
I really didn't mean to write this…… it just came out like this. And oh VOTE! I really couldn't get who was the most popular in the last poll! And yes! PM me if you know some good stories so that I can recommend it!! And I sincerely thank Digital Gate and JaedaStar for allowing me to go ahead with recommendations.
shef01animetize: Everything is all right! It just took some (glances at a fierce-looking Kouji, abashed looking Kouichi and a blue faced Yamato) er….. Understanding and cooperation.
Kouichi: Let us go on!
Kouji: Yes! Anyways, let us give Yamato a riddle. (Whispers something in Kouichi's ear)
Kouichi: All right, it loves a mouse……..
Yamato: I know! Koushirou!!!
Kouji: Koushirou won't eat up one!
Yamato: A …..cat?
Kouji: Precisely!
Kouichi: Now….. tell us an animal which you think Taichi is….
Yamato: A donkey.
Kouji: Use a more appropriate word.
Yamato: An ass. (Looking angry)
Kouji and Kouichi: Okay here is a hint, we deserve a trophy!!
Yamato: What do you mean by cat, ass, trophy?
(The twins shake their heads)
Yamato: Catastrophe? (The twins smile)
Kouji: Namely Sora. She's outside the set. (Yamato looks shocked)
Kouichi: I know! You must be wondering that we asked such silly riddles…. But we needed to do it. But we have the 'hidden camera' assured for the next chapter!
Kouji: And let us begin with the ……..
Kouji and Kouichi: Rapid Fire!!
Yamato: Oh no!
Kouichi: I'll begin!! What d'you think of a famous pairing called Taiora?
Yamato: Well had Taichi not been a traitor …… I hate this pairing!!
Kouji: Why?
Yamato: Taichi ………….(swears under his breath)
Kouichi: Let us leave it aside.
Kouji: What do you fell about Mimi?
Yamato: As Taichi says…. Sweet and cute.
Kouichi: Okay! Michi or Mimato? What is your preference?
Yamato: Has to be Mimato! Poor Mimi to be stuck in Michi?!
Kouji: Why?
Yamato: Simple! She does not deserve a jerk like him!!
Kouichi: We'll see Sora's reaction! I have some more secrets you know!
(Yamato disappears in a blur leaving only a blue envelope)
Kouji: Shit! The writers should be careful….
Kouichi: Must be the after-effects of that super hero fic…….
Kouji: Let us begin anyway! Taichi apparently forgot to mention that Yamato crossed the limits in a crossover and ended up kissing eep!
Kouichi: That pokemon girl May! And Misty too! That is why Ash tried to punch him!!
Kouji: Worst thing! He also once was kicked by a girl when he tried to spill water on her!
Kouichi: That is not bad!
Kouji: But it is bad when she's your principal's daughter! That meant detention and canceling of Yamato's secret date with Mimi!
Kouichi: Too bad! Yamato also didn't uncover the…….
Kouji and Kouichi: (shocked)The under wear burner!!
Kouji: Now ….
Kouji and Kouichi: 'Twins recommendation!!!'
Kouji and Kouichi: Today's recommendation is……..
Kouji: 'All the wrong reasons' by pied piper
Kouichi: I wonder why Yamato would do that……
Kouji: Who cares!! Rating T
Kouichi: Main characters are Taichi and super-sweet Mimi.
Kouji: Genre Romance/Humor!
Kouichi: Today's candidates are Izumi or Junpei or dear Takuya!!
Kouji: All this because of recession!!
Kouji and Kouichi: Vote today! Till then! Twins out!
Too bad that I couldn't update…… some problems in FF!! I know that this was a bad chapter! Vote please!! And obviously REVIEW!!