Thank you to all those who read and reviewed. I wuv you. BTW, happy v-day!
Harry was walking down the hall to the dungeon, when he heard somebody call
"Hey, butt plug!" He looked around, and saw Malfoy standing at the other end of the hall. He ran up and pinned him against the wall. Harry sighed. This brought back so many good memories.
"Did you just call me a mudblood?" Harry asked
"No, I called you butt plug." Malfoy stated. Harry looked at Malfoy, and one look into those sexy blue eyes drained the anger out of Harry. He slid his hand lower. Since Harry and Draco were known enemies. Seeing the golden boy pinning the slytherin sex god to the wall would not disturb them as much as it should have, but just in case, Harry suggested they go to the prefects' bathroom.
They got to the prefects bathroom, and went inside. There, Hermione was sitting in the bathtub with an unknown Ravenclaw. She stood up in shock, fully exposing herself. Catching sight of her, Harry's right eye exploded. He ran in circles, and smashed into the wall, as Malfoy said a quick incantation that returned Harry's face to normal.
"Room of requirement it is, then" said Malfoy.
Meanwhile, in the boys' dormitory…
Ron sat on his bed, stroking himself vigorously. The door cracked, and Ginny came in. She opened her mouth to say something, but at the sight of Ron and his hard little friend, she just stood and stared.
"Ey, Ginny, I was just thinking about you!" said Ron. Ginny screamed and ran to the girls dormitory, where she found a corner, sat against it in the fetal position, and rocked herself. Ron wiped himself free of his sperm, and thought 'hmmm, all that jacking off makes me hungry… I'm in the mood for some human cheese… I hope Hermione's not in class…"
Back at the prefects' bathroom, Hermione and the Ravenclaw ran from the bathroom, wearing nothing but little bubbles.
"Well, I guess the bathtub's free, then." Said Harry. Harry and Malfoy both undressed and got into the large tub.
"Toss my salad?" Harry suggested.
"Why not." Malfoy answered and dove under the water.
A/N; thanx for reading meh story. That's all you're getting until more of me and my friends' conversations go astray onto more horrific topics as you have seen here… please review or I wont write more of this garbage (at least not on this topic.) and please note that I failed to specify whether the unknown Ravenclaw is male or female, so I'll leave that up to your imagination, and also, for those who don't know, toss a salad means analingus. If you don't know what analingus is, go look in a dictionary. is a dictionary. Just so you know, my sexual vocabulary is more extensive than you can imagine and I try to leave most of it out as not to confuse y'all…. Have a very sexy valentine's day!