Wolfy: I come bearing news from, well, me, the authoress!

Everyone else: Good or bad?

Wolfy: Unfortunately, bad.

Everyone else: Aww. What is it?

Wolfy: Updates are probably gonna get very slow, because school started for me, and I'm in mostly honors classes, and on top of homework I'm doing this One Year Adventure novel thingy my mom found. (It's a lot harder than you'd think, but pretty fun!) I also have dance class and my Theater Group (We're taking one of last years shows Downtown in January :D)! And one week in Nov. and April I will not update at all, because I have to go straight from school to rehearsal, and rehearsal lasts until at least 10:00 pm. And I'm not sure about Jan. so I may or may not update then. I'm not saying I've been updating a lot, because I haven't, I'm just giving ya'll a heads up.

Random Reader: You actually have life?

Wolfy: Yes, I do? Now who let him in here?

Random Reader: I let myself in! Someone said there were Fezzes!

Wolfy: Not for you! *Claps and muscular security guard dressed in what looks like camp armor drag Random Reader out* Now where was I? Oh yeah! I'm at a sort of block for where to go with this story, I have too many ideas, so that's another thing.. So, until I get back into the groove of things, work out my schedule, updates will be slow, and come to a stop in Jan., One week in Nov., and one week in April. Anybody want to say something?

Alex: I LOVE TRAIN BOMB SURVIVALS! WOO-HOO!

Wolfy: How did you get here? Go back to Little Big Planet 2!

Alex: Fine. *Walks away*

Wolfy: Also, the only reason I can update now is because it's early release all this week. Then it switches to a normal schedule. :(

Rose: Poor you.

Wolfy: I know right? Why can't we get microchips inside our brains that give us all the info we need?

Doctor: Because, your technology isn't advanced wnough yet, and it would ruin the whole future of the human race if you-

Wolfy: I figured as much.

Shulie: Can you just get back to practicing now? Auditions aren't that far away

Wolfy: Why? So I can be you in School House Rock? Wait, how're you even here? You're not real!

Shulie: Oh. *Vanishes into smoke*

Wolfy: Before we get invaded by singing cats who need me to practice, I'm gonna end this. Adios for now!

~Wolfy

P.S. Please don't report me for doing a chapter that's just an Authors Note. Lot's of people do this, I'm not the first.