The Boy What Rules Us All
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A/N A Zim chapter! Yay! .... ... ..yeah. ..... ................ ......................... .........mmyep.................why are you still reading this!?
My name is Zim!! Okay! uh.. A/N *writers block* Yes. I sure am Zim. Mmyep. I have been trying to destroy this filthy planet for months! I come from Irk, the GREATEST, MOST AMAZING PLANET EVER!!!! Irk also means annoying! I bet you inferior humans didn't know that! Yeah. Anyway, every time I try to destroy Earth, I am always foiled by the terrible Dib. I can't stand him. But one day Dib became stupid enough to walk right into my home. It was a few days after my victory over the Marzoid race. I was thinking about fixing Gir. His attention span was just too limited.
"Gir, I think your attention span is just too limited!" I said to him that day.
"What are you talking about, maste-- OOH LOOK! An ant!! Heeheeheee!!! Look at it walk!"
Then, Gir pressed his mouth all around it and made vaccum sucking sounds. He brought his head up and the ant was gone.
"Hey... Where'd the ant go..?" he asked puzzled.
"What? You ate the ant, Gir!"
"Oh yeaaaah... So where'd the cockroach go?"
"Huh? There was no cockroach!"
"Oh yeaaaah... So where'd the ant go?"
"Wha-- *sigh* You're hopeless, Gir."
"Yay!"
Before I had time to use one of my AMAZING replies, the front door burst open, and Dib ran in.
"Dib!? How did you get here!? The gnomes should have stopped you!! Wait.. they still weren't fixed from when Mimi cut them.. I need to get those fixed..."
"I'll destroy you before you get a chance to fix them, Zim!!" Dib yelled at me. "For the past three days, I have suffered dearly in some.. suffering.. thing! And it's all been your fault!"
"Well, you think I havn't suffered somehow too? I have, Earth-cow! I have!"
"No you havn't!"
"Yeah, I know."
"You are very weird, Zim. Very weird. Now, prepare for your doom!!"
"Hey!!!" I yelled. "I'm the only one allowed to say that! Don't stea-- OOF!"
The horrible Dib-monkey ran up to me and kicked me in the squeedly spooch. I countered and head-butted him and caused hurt on his horrible Earth organ. He jumped across the room, picked up Gir, and threw him at me.
"Whee!!" Gir yelled as he flew through the air and hit me in the gyackin quikz. Dib then ran up and pulled my backpack off.
"Hah! Without this, Zim, you can't survive!!"
"Wait! How did you know that!?"
"I.... actually, I don't really know..."
"That's creepy... Now give it back!!"
"Never! You're going to pay!"
Suddenly, a flash came up and a figure jumped up from behind a couch. This human was dressed in black clothing and his face was covered, all you could see were glasses. He stared at us. I stared at him, and Dib stared at him.
"You have no idea what you are getting into," he said suddenly.
He then jumped out the window. Dib was staring at him and I used my chance to take my pack back from Dib. I then got a laser gun out of it, and shot Dib with it. He screamed and went flying out the window across the city. I heard him landing somewhere. I then focused my attention to the guy who had just been in my house. Who was he...?
"I like burritos! They're so warm and beany!" Gir said.
I looked at him strangly. I then went back into my lab to think about things.
-To Be Continued
I was kinda sleepy when i wrote this.. my fingers hurt... R/R
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A/N A Zim chapter! Yay! .... ... ..yeah. ..... ................ ......................... .........mmyep.................why are you still reading this!?
My name is Zim!! Okay! uh.. A/N *writers block* Yes. I sure am Zim. Mmyep. I have been trying to destroy this filthy planet for months! I come from Irk, the GREATEST, MOST AMAZING PLANET EVER!!!! Irk also means annoying! I bet you inferior humans didn't know that! Yeah. Anyway, every time I try to destroy Earth, I am always foiled by the terrible Dib. I can't stand him. But one day Dib became stupid enough to walk right into my home. It was a few days after my victory over the Marzoid race. I was thinking about fixing Gir. His attention span was just too limited.
"Gir, I think your attention span is just too limited!" I said to him that day.
"What are you talking about, maste-- OOH LOOK! An ant!! Heeheeheee!!! Look at it walk!"
Then, Gir pressed his mouth all around it and made vaccum sucking sounds. He brought his head up and the ant was gone.
"Hey... Where'd the ant go..?" he asked puzzled.
"What? You ate the ant, Gir!"
"Oh yeaaaah... So where'd the cockroach go?"
"Huh? There was no cockroach!"
"Oh yeaaaah... So where'd the ant go?"
"Wha-- *sigh* You're hopeless, Gir."
"Yay!"
Before I had time to use one of my AMAZING replies, the front door burst open, and Dib ran in.
"Dib!? How did you get here!? The gnomes should have stopped you!! Wait.. they still weren't fixed from when Mimi cut them.. I need to get those fixed..."
"I'll destroy you before you get a chance to fix them, Zim!!" Dib yelled at me. "For the past three days, I have suffered dearly in some.. suffering.. thing! And it's all been your fault!"
"Well, you think I havn't suffered somehow too? I have, Earth-cow! I have!"
"No you havn't!"
"Yeah, I know."
"You are very weird, Zim. Very weird. Now, prepare for your doom!!"
"Hey!!!" I yelled. "I'm the only one allowed to say that! Don't stea-- OOF!"
The horrible Dib-monkey ran up to me and kicked me in the squeedly spooch. I countered and head-butted him and caused hurt on his horrible Earth organ. He jumped across the room, picked up Gir, and threw him at me.
"Whee!!" Gir yelled as he flew through the air and hit me in the gyackin quikz. Dib then ran up and pulled my backpack off.
"Hah! Without this, Zim, you can't survive!!"
"Wait! How did you know that!?"
"I.... actually, I don't really know..."
"That's creepy... Now give it back!!"
"Never! You're going to pay!"
Suddenly, a flash came up and a figure jumped up from behind a couch. This human was dressed in black clothing and his face was covered, all you could see were glasses. He stared at us. I stared at him, and Dib stared at him.
"You have no idea what you are getting into," he said suddenly.
He then jumped out the window. Dib was staring at him and I used my chance to take my pack back from Dib. I then got a laser gun out of it, and shot Dib with it. He screamed and went flying out the window across the city. I heard him landing somewhere. I then focused my attention to the guy who had just been in my house. Who was he...?
"I like burritos! They're so warm and beany!" Gir said.
I looked at him strangly. I then went back into my lab to think about things.
-To Be Continued
I was kinda sleepy when i wrote this.. my fingers hurt... R/R