Really. Odd. Today.
First.
Tornado Watch.
Then.
No Tornado watch.
ONE OR THE OTHER!
"What the hell is a sitzpinkler?" Dougie asked slumping back in his seat.
"Well apparently," Harry started, "It's what we are." They all sat in silence until Oliver ran down the stairs.
"What kind of food do we got here?" He yelled blankly.
"Nothing good."
"Who said I wanted to know if it was good or not," Oliver said looking at Dougie. "All I wanted to know what kind we got."
"Yes," Dougie replied. "And it's not the good kind." Oliver sighed then walked into the kitchen.
"Lets see, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones," He turned to look back at McFly. "Danny Jones," He said then turned back. "Jones. Jones. Jones. Jones. WHO DRINKS ALL THESE JONES?!"
"Alright smart guy," Danny said walking into the kitchen. "One, I'm not a drink. Two. I'm not a beverage. Three…I'M NOT A DRINK!"
Oliver groaned. "I'm not talking about you." He threw A Jones soda at Danny. "That's what I'm talking about. I'm going out."
Oliver walked out of the kitchen and grabbed his coat.
"Hey where are you going?" Harry asked not looking from the screen. Oliver turned around violently, "Why do you need to know?" He snapped. "Just because I'm younger than you don't mean I'm stupid."
Oliver turned back around and mumbled, "Sitzpinklers," Then he walked out the door slamming it behind him.
"Danny what did you do?" Harry complained. Danny looked at Harry, "I did nothing!"
"Who slammed the damm door?" Jake said rubbing his eyes walking down the stairs with Benjamin and Xander following. Benjamin looked around and sighed, "You guys made Oliver leave didn't you."
"Wouldn't a," Dougie paused trying to remember a word frequently used. "Sitzpinkler like you want to know." Benjamin's face reddened with anger. He threw his body at Dougie getting ready to punch him, but luckily for Dougie, Jake and Xander caught him before he actually hit Dougie.
"Woah Benji!" Xander said tightening his grip on Benjamin. Jake looked at Dougie, "Hey kid-"
"Don't call me kid," Dougie interrupted. Jake stared at him blankly.
"Kid don't say words that you don't know what they mean," Jake finished his sentence.
"…"
"What does it mean anyway?" Danny asked.
"Your face," Benjamin said still struggling to break free of Jake and Xander's grip.
"Seriously?"
"No, it means 'Wimp'," Xander said, "Well the slang version does. The real meaning is man who sits to pee."
"So pick your choice of which one you want to be?!" Benjamin said still stuggling.
"Did Oliver say where he was going?" Jake said breaking the fight.
"No, I asked but he chewed me out." Harry said. The three boys sighed in unison.
"Is that bad?"
"No sitzpinkler," Benjamin said sarcastically while looking at Danny. "He just wanders off when he's mad."
"So, what your saying is that's not bad?" Benjamin looked at Jake. "Slap my forehead for me." Jake gave a weird look and did so.
"Alright well since we got a hyperactive kid who doesn't care about hell," Xander said. "We'll split up, and since McFlee here-"
"McFly," Tom corrected.
"…McFleeeeeeeeeeee here knows London way better than us, then we'll split up with them. Alright uhm…Jake and Danny will pair up. And uh, Tom and I will pair up. Benjamin and Dougie will be together along with Harry, just incase they fight."
"Greeeaaat," Harry said rolling his eyes.
"Yeah, Off we go!" Xander said letting go of Benjamin who looked at Jake and pulled on his arm, which still had a hold of his own arm.
"Huh?"
"Lemme go," Benjamin demanded. "Oh sorry," Jake said, then releasing Benjamin's arm. "I was a little distracted that I have to be on a hunt for an add kid with a block head."
"HEY!" Danny yelled offensively then paused. "Add? We're not in math class!"
"Point proven," Jake said as he walked towards the door and grabbed his famous stars and straps hoodie off the coat rack. "When I say 'add' I mean A.D.D."
"Oh," Danny replied quietly then headed towards the door and grabbed his pink McFly hoodie.
"Yeah wear that," Benjamin replied rolling his eyes as he slipped on his Arithmetic hoodie.
"What's wrong with it?" Danny asked confused.
"NOBODY will ever notice you in that!" Benjamin pointed out. Danny shrugged his shoulders. Benjamin sighed, "At least I'm not with you."
"Guys, knowing Ben's brother, he's probably out getting the bobbies mad!" Xander said opening the door and starting to head out.
"WAIT UP XAN-XAN-XAN-FLUFFY!" Tom yelled as he ran after 'Fluffy.' (A/N: And yes Annie, if you are reading this, I stole Fluffy's name. you can tell him that he's partway in my fiction.)
Jake sighed, "Well come on Danny, I'm not going to be having you goof off behind!"
"I'm going to be taking a lot of things offensive with you guys around eh?" Danny said as he and Jake started to head out.
"Yeah you are," Jake smirked as he left the door open for the other three boys.
Benjamin looked at Harry and Dougie. Dougie was sitting on the couch, acting careless while Harry started to get up and grab his jacket and put it on. "Come on Pugsley," Harry said as he headed towards Benjamin. Dougie didn't budge.
"Dougie please," Benjamin started.
"Don't 'Dougie please,' me," Dougie said as he started to get up from the couch. "You never know how many times I hear that from girls. It makes me sick."
"Sorry kid, I didn't-"
"Don't call me kid," Dougie scorned at Benjamin.
"Sorry, kid, I don't mean to get on your bad side!" Benjamin said and headed out the door with Harry and Dougie following.
"Something tells me this isn't going to go well," Harry mumbled.
Okay well.
My voice is going funny.
Stupid colds. TT
Now i can't do what i want to do.
SING!
Rawwwrrrrrr. :(