A/N:
MadWolrdZ: Hello, hello! I'm bringing you guys the next chpter on…this story. And I am happy to say I'm going to be the next American idol!
Sora: no you won't, your singing sucks.
MadWorldZ: okay, change that, I'm going to be the next 'guy that gives sora the middle finger' idol!
DISCLAIMER:
Like, LOL MadWorldZ don't own any of the KH what so ever, so he is like a Wanna 'B'.
MadWorldZ: Who the hell are you! Get off my computer now you crazy stalker!! :Grabs knife: Chaa! Go! Shoo!
WARNING:
Like, this story is, like, sooo over-rated to people who don't like yaoi what so ever, so if you don't, like, get out of here, you'll be sooo disturbed.
MadWorldZ: That's it, you will die if you do not get out of here! Lulu!!
Lulu: I'm on it. :throws katana at weird guy:
WeirdGuy: Aghh!!
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to ownI used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand- Viva La Vida
Chapter 3: Bullied
"Kupo?!"
"Now, Now, it is only fair Kupo-" Sora said, pulling on two rubber gloves and pulled it back to fit his hand as it snapped into place, making the Kupo sweat beads. "-We have to do this." sighing when the Kupo ran in circles dodging sora's hand.
"Kupo!!" sora grabbed onto the Kupo with both hands and shoved him into the sink, the bubbles were rising as the thrashing marshmallow was crying in fear. Gurgling, the Kupo thrashed at sora's hand as it was going under water.
"Stop struggling!" Sora yelled, as he grabbed onto the sponge. " You stink Kupo, you need a shower!" scrubbing down the marshmallow, it's bubble head bobbed back and forth from the unmerciful pulls sora emitted. The shampoo bubbles rose and spilled over the sink, as sora concentrated real hard to get the dirt smudges off the white snowy fur.
Sora stuck his tongue out to the side, as his eyes turned to narrow slits, examining the Kupo that was gasping for air. Satisfied with his work, he dried off the Kupo and sat it down on the sofa as it collapsed from exhaustion, sora started his daily chores. Grabbing the broom that was lounged in the corner of the kitchen, he took a quick glance at the clock and timed himself.
Two hours straight of none stop cleaning, and sora was done. Nothing like some cleaning won't cure! Sora thought cheerfully. Then the door bell rang that made the Kupo jumped up from his nap. The burnet glanced at the clock, he wasn't expecting no visitors at this hour. Putting the broom back at the corner, sora took off the apron he threw on before he started cleaning. Heading towards the door, sora put a finger up to his lips at the Kupo, it nodded and fell back to sleep.
"Konichiwa." sora said, pulling the door open to reveal two men in business suit's, they were both carrying leather suit's as the smile they wore was nothing but a mask to fool people, one of them was wearing spectacles that covered his glare. Sora arched an eyebrow as they both looked down at him questioning. "May I help you gentlemen?"
"Ah, yes little boy" One of them spoke, pulling his hand out for a greeting. Sora didn't take the offering as he laid hidden behind the door. The man's hand twitch as he looked at the burnet. "My name is Korenaga, and this man right here-" he gestured with his head towards his partner, who pulled up his spectacles closer towards his eyes. "Is Yamamoto, now where is your mom?"
"she's not here" sora said immediately, all politeness in his voice gone along with his smile. "What is it you want from her?"
"well, were here to give her this," Korenaga pulled out the white long envelope and held it towards sora. He hesitantly grabbed it from the man, and slid it back behind the sanctuary of the door. "May you see it she get's the letter-thank you" he bowed, and grabbed Yamamoto by his hand, towing him away with a twitch in his eye.
Sora shut the door close, and turned to the living room where the Kupo was resting on the sofa. He slowly sat next to it, and looked down at the pure white envelope. 'Wonder what this could be' he thought, pulling the envelope open slowly, trying not to tear open the letter itself.
"Kupo?" sora turned and saw the little white bun rub it's little eye. He chuckled at the sight, then pulled out the letter. Sora gasped, almost dropping the piece of paper, his eye's grew wide
"Sora- I'm home!!" The door flew open as a short elderly woman walked in, holding a vase that was two time's the size of her body. "Look what I got from the museum!" he quickly hid the envelope and greeted her with a warming smile. Then gasped as her little hands were giving away.
Sora rushed towards his grandmother who was struggling to keep her balance, he grabbed one side of the vase as his eyes wandered it's beauty, then a sweat dropped as he saw the sticker that was tapped across it.
"Umm, grandma?" slowly putting the vase down on one of the coffee tables, sora looked at her with confusion. She jumped in joy as a crazed chuckle escaped her lips. The smile she wore didn't seem to look innocent either. "When you say 'you got it from the museum…" sora paused.
"Mm-Hm,"
"Now did you…" Sora Hesitated as she grabbed her purse, and dug through the little bag. Making a jingle as she turned it upside down to empty the purse. She cussed under her breath as a pocket knife fell.
"Did I what?" She said absently. "now where did I put it…"
"Did…did you"
"Oh, just spit it out already" She grumbled, and with her little legs, walked towards the kitchen. "You know I hate it when you- Aghh!" Gran screamed, sora went pale as she grabbed the broom. "Rat, Rat!!" she jumped in the air and struck the sofa where the Kupo was sleeping on.
Sora turned to see his grandmother unmercifully smack the living day-lights out of the unguarded Kupo. Quickly, sora rushed towards her and grabbed the broom in mid-strike, and slowly pulled it out of her hand and into the kitchen.
"No grandma" sora said, as he grabbed the unconscious Kupo. "This is not a rat, but a Kupo!" pulling a smile on his face, his grandmother gasped and looked over at the animal. Then nodded in approval as she turned on her heels and skipped towards the kitchen.
"Got any sweets?!" she yelled from the kitchen. Hearing the refrigerator door open, a noise of shuffling bottles were followed. Sora rolled his eyes and set the half dead Kupo onto the couch and briskly walked by his grandmother's side.
"Gran, you cant eat sweets." Sora said in a stern voice. " Doctors order's, so I threw them all out…" sora almost cried at the end. Seeing all that sweet chocolate in the trash…made him feel like a wanted criminal for doing that to something so good.
"Doctor-Skmartor." she said, pulling her arms up in surrender. "I don' want to just exist, I want to live, so let me eat the things I want, damn it…" she paused. Then gasped as her eyes went wide in horror, as her left eye started to twitch.
"Gran?"
"Stand back!" she grabbed the broom once more, and ran towards the sofa. Then sora spotted the Kupo who was eating the chocolate bar that was laying next to the fallen purse. "Don't you dare eat that bar!!"
Sora sighed… How could she be so old, and yet have a mind of a seven year old. He walked on towards the kitchen, and turning to see the Kupo now readied with a katana, attacking his grandma, who was now dress in a black ninja suit. Sora chuckled, as he pulled out the white piece of paper.
His features went grim as he re-read the letter mentally. Their was no way in hell that this was going to turn out good…but he will have to find another alternative. He can't trust his grandmother-
"Die, you Damn Assassin!"
"Kupo!!"
-Who can't even remember the place she put her medication's. sora sighed out loud, and threw the paper back into his pocket, walking to break up the fight that was now involving guns. Where the hell does she get all these stuff anyways?
"Okay, let's go back to the museum to return the vase you took…again." and with a cock of the gun, she herald her cigar onto the floor and took off the sunglasses she wore, and nodded.
"those old farts in the museum are so stuck up, I don't think they deserve this." she hugged the vase with her tiny hands, and gave sora the famous family pout slash puppy eye look.
"And what category you put yourself in, hm?"
"Do you want to die today, Nephew?" she said with a smile.
"No, but let me when you decide to, grandma." Sora returned the smile, with a bigger one.
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"Heh…..ha-ha…" twitch. Okay this was not looking good for the class as they turned away from Lulu's random laughing, she read the note that was left on her table. "You think you have won Wakka?! Well think again!!" she screamed down the hall, waving her fist in the air.
"Okay, sexy." a faint voice yelled back.
Riku could have sworn he heard her neck crack, as she cocked her head to the side. She turned quickly on her heels towards her desk and marched up to her chair, her lips quivering, as if they were about to say some un-lady like words.
"Now…apparently, we have a field trip, class." she glared at everyone when they cheered in happiness. "And it will cost you double the salary!" she yelled. They all stopped and cried out loud, Lulu's lips moved up to a smile at the sweet melody of children crying.
"Why?!" one of the brave asked. Lulu's death glare put the kid to sleep, as she gracefully sat down on her chair and kicked her feet upon the desk. She needed a drink of hard liquor…to bad school is not over until the next three hours.
"Well, the money order will be due in the next…oh I don't know, three days." she said in a monotone voice, leaning back on her chair and grabbing her katana. "Other than that, you all can do what-ever-you want …" then she whispered. "…as I sharpen this for a certain orange hair man." the smile she gave that reflected the katana sent shivers down riku's spine. Hopefully Wakka can run faster than the wind if he want's to survive for today.
Riku sighed in boredom as he stared at the empty seat where the burnet…sora, would usually sit. He saw the red hair girl turn back at the table with a worried look, then dodge selphie's death hug. Riku slowly dropped his head into his arms, as he tried to drift away in his dreams.
"Umm, Riku-kun?"
A high pitch voice spoke, he slowly looked up to see a small girl that wore a high pink dress that was just above the knees, she had way to much make-up on…it made her look like one of those circus clowns. Her blond hair was braided to the back of her and tied with a pink ribbon, she threw on one of those fake smiles. Riku recognized her from the Fan-club.
"What do you want." he said in a clip tone. He was tired of hearing the same annoying chant every single day, as for running away from the rampaging girls. His glare intensified as she gave a giggle and threw her hands in front and clamped it in front of her chest. She gave an innocent look.
"Are you free on Mon-" she was interrupted by a voice that boomed into the class room. Riku looked towards the door as a smile spread across his lips. The girl turned and grinded her teeth together and glared at the boy that just entered the class, as he tried to catch his breath.
"Sorry I'm late!" Sora panted. Lulu just waved her hand as she moved her katana over the rolling rock, sharpening it even further. The burnet just shrugged it off as he moved off to his seat, he froze when their was a road block to his chair. "Ah-Ohayou gozaimasu…" Slowly looking away from the blond hair girl.
"Hn." she shoved him off and moved swiftly out of his way. Then turned to riku with a 'smile' that looked strain. "Bye, bye Riku-san…" then she added with a hint of disgust. "…sora." and moved out of the class. Lulu was to busy to notice the girl walking out…or she just didn't care.
Sora sighed in relief and collapsed in his seat, only go jump when Kairi turned suddenly to give him a death glare. He cocked his head to the side, "W-what?"
"Oh-nothing." she sighed putting her elbow on his desk and leaned her head against her hand as her eyes wandered the class room. Then a smile broke out. Sora didn't miss the change in features as he arched an eyebrow at the sudden action. He was about to turn where her gaze had landed on, but she grabbed his head, and forced it to look back.
"Don't look now, but the 'riku' is staring at you right now!" she giggled. Sora grew tense, as he turned around to see two aqua eye's piercing stare meeting with his. The corners of riku's lips curled up when he saw sora's face go bright red, and swiftly turn back to his desk. Kairi rolled her eye's and turned back to her table.
This was riku's opportunity to cease. He stood up gracefully and moved towards the burnet, startling him when riku placed two hands on sora's shoulders. Riku felt the burnet tense as he leaned closer to whisper in his ear, "Hey, I missed you this morning." Sora blushed at the warm breath that tickled his ear.
"Ah…" was all that came from sora's mouth, riku's smile grew wider as the burnet turned a darker shade of red. The class was growing louder as Lulu threw a rock onto the katana…it obliterated at the touch. Riku felt sora shudder as he moved his hand's down sora's arm and leaned in closer to his face.
Sora was now soaring through a total bliss at the sensation of the touch, he wanted more. But something- or someone brought him back to reality. "A-hem." a voice cleared.
Sora threw riku off of him in a split second, and made himself look busy by grabbing his book's lodged in his bag. The girl in front of sora crossed her hands over her chest and narrowed her eyes into slits at the burnet. Riku was confused at the action, then saw the girl standing next to sora's table.
The girl leaned closer to sora and a twitch was visible on her forehead. "You will regret doing that." she whispered harshly. "I told you what will happen if you touch my Riku-san, now you'll pay." she yank the bag of cookies out of his hand and stormed off somewhere in the crowded room.
Riku glare rested on the girls back, hoping that it would set her on fire, as he stood up and moved next to sora's side. "What happened?" he said, moving his hand over sora's cheek. Sora just shook his head, as he looked up with a strain smile.
Riku's heart dropped at the sight, as he moved his hand over sora's lips. The burnet froze, and moved away from riku's touch. Sora couldn't come down to the fact that someone would get hurt by his selfish needs. Riku froze, his eyes going wide as sora turned away from him with a frown. The bell rang, and just like the first day of school, sora jumped from his seat and ran out of the class room before anyone else…with Lulu following suit.
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Sora walking briskly turned the corner and bumped into a red hair kid with a tattoo of a triangle under his eye's. He glared at sora, as the blond girl stepped from behind him with a wide satisfying grin.
"Is this the guy, Jaclyn?" he said, smacking his fist against his other hand. Sora gulped as he grabbed sora's hand to pin him from running away.
"Yes big brother!" she cried, giving him a pout and puppy dog eye's. "He's bullying me all day, and told me to stay away from my Riku-san!"
"Is that so?" he looked at sora, and grin when he saw the burnet go pale white. "I guess well have to teach him a lesson." then sora saw star's flashing before him.
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"Sora…what's wrong?" Kairi asked, when she was walking along she spotted the burnet trudging along the school halls. His bangs casting a shadow over his face as he wiped the tears that was running along down his cheeks. Kairi grabbed his hand and forced him to look at her. A gasp escaped her lips.
Sora's left eye was surrounded in a black ring, as it swelled up and turning red from the tears that was brimming over. Dirt smudges was covering his face as a small amount of blood was smeared down his nose, sora's eyes quickly averted side to side, thinking of a way to explain himself.
"I…walked into a door." the only excuse ran through his mind, as of any abusive wife would say. Kairi's eyes narrowed into slits, she opened her mouth to say something but then a volleyball smacked the back of her head, messing up her red hair. Big mistake.
"Ha, got her in the face!" Wakka laughed. Kairi turned her head slowly to the hyena and a light shined across her eyes that made him stop abruptly. "Uh, Kairi…it was an accident…" he said backing away slowly.
"You-Messed-My-Hair-up" she emphasized each word, walking towards the orange haired man who was ready to make a run for it. Kairi got a bat, which to sora, came out of nowhere, and sprinted towards the man.
"You cant hit a teacher!" he screamed. Kairi stopped and sighed in defeat, as Wakka gasped for air and a victorious grin spread across his face. "that's right, you cant touch me."
"She can't, but I can."
Wakka turned pale at the voice that spoke from behind him. A dark cloud was forming around the two as Kairi gasped and made a run for it, as Wakka turned to see a very pissed off woman standing behind him, her eyes turning pure red from the intense anger.
"Now, now, Lulu…calm down" Her katana was risen over her head, as Wakka moved his hand up with defeat as he moved his back up against the locker. "…You don't have to do this y-you know…"
"I know." And with that the halls was filled with a man's scream in terror.
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"what was that?" Tidus asked looking around him.
"A hyena getting killed by the lion, now concentrate Tidus!" Selphie said in a tired voice. The meeting for the band had taken up to three hours, and was all tired of waiting for the burnet to show, so they began the meeting without him. "We have a serious problem with the budget cut the school has given us, I propose we-"
Riku cut of the other words that was spoken as the burnet's face was shot through his mind. 'what is up with him…' he thought, putting his head down as selphie threw a paper ball at him. 'I mean…did I do something wrong?'
"A-hem'
'I mean, did I make the wrong move's yesterday?' he continued in his mind. 'I did make him blush…didn't that count for something, is he mad?' the questions just kept on coming.
"A-HEM!!'
'I really need to know myself…' he stood up suddenly, and walked towards the door, then froze when he notice the room going quiet. Riku turned to see six pair's of eyes staring at him, he grew rigid under their gaze. "I'm going out." and with that he left.
"Dismissed." Selphie waved at him, and grabbed the stack of papers. She looked at him with a stern look, and turned to the board as she spoke. "We need to talk afterwards, riku."
Their was something off with the tone she used, but he could care less. He just needed to find the burnet just to get the itch off of from the back of his mind. Walking briskly he turned the corner to find the unconscious Wakka on the ground with Lulu dragging him along, towards the flag pole…again. He smiled at the sight. But it soon faded when sora turned from the corner.
Sora gasped and immediately turned from riku. But it was already too late, riku caught the glimpse of the burnets face, and saw the bruises on his face, and all along his arm. Riku seen the boy back away slowly, and turned to run away, but riku caught the burnets arm and gripped it firmly.
Sora turned slowly with a strain smile. As riku's glare intensified as he took in the damage that happened to sora's face.
"we need to talk" Riku spoke with a clip tone. Sora flinched at the tone of his voice. "Now."
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Meanwhile
" I see you mastered the technique of the Chocolate-eating-panda-bear move…but you will be no match, against my new pet-" Gran brought out a little bird that was as small as her hand. "-Behold, my creation, The Karate Fighting Chocobo, or in short, The K.F.C!!
"Kupo?!"
"This ninja bird will swipe anything that comes in it's way!" she threw the bird down, and backed away. The Kupo raised it's katana in the air towards the chocobo. The yellow bird cocked it's head to the side, and cried in agony.
The Kupo sweated beads as it moved up to comfort the little bird, the chocobo raised it's head up and smiled. Suddenly the Kupo was thrown across the room from the one swipe of the birds move.
"Oh ho ho ho!" Gran laughed while moving her hand to point her middle finger at the Kupo. "Take that, only a fool would fall for such-ooh chocolate!" the chocobo held up the piece of bar towards Gran and she took it with glee. Suddenly she was laying right next to the Kupo who was now laughing at her big mistake.
"so…the student surpass the teacher…" she glared at the chocobo. "Harsh." lighting a cigar, a spot light was thrown on her. "How fate can be cruel, to those who as elderly as me to be suffering like this…" the Kupo thrown a red blanket over her as she made a dramatic pose.
The chocobo threw a glance at them, and bit into the chocolate bar as it stared on. "Choco?"
"Oh well…" Gran threw her self up suddenly, and jumped towards the glass shelf. "at least I have my vase, sora did put up a good fight for it though!" she giggled.
Flash back:
"Gran give me the vase!" sora said, putting his hand out to the little woman who was holding the glass bottle shaped bowl. She shook her head.
"No" she hissed.
"Okay then." sora shrugged.
End of flashback.
"Ahh, that was the days…" she went quiet, then brighten up again. "Okay, now let's go irritate the neighbors, whoo!!" both animals followed the old elderly lady towards the neighbors house.
"GO AWAY!!" cid yelled.
A/N
MadWolrdZ: sorry for the ending, but I just had to do it! The grandma is my Faviorite lady so far in this story so I had to bring her back!
Sora: Kawaii…why does she have to be a child :sigh:
Riku: Reminds me of someone…
Sora: Really who?! :jumps up and down:
Riku: ….
MadWorldZ: Any-Who, I will give you guys the next Chpter Later…much later. Sorry, but I have this school stuff I need to finish…and if anyone could lend me a printer, I will be able to put up my comics on deviant art!! THNK, Review please!! XDD
Sora: No really, who does she remind you off? :Glares at riku:
MadWorldZ: And where out!