You know those times, where somethings happening, that is absolutely terrifying, and you scream and scream and scream, but it doesn't do shit? Yeah, I'm having one of those moments. Because of that stupid fox, I started falling down a pitch black tunnel, going through red cloud with white lining. Why the clouds look like that, I will never know.

. . . I want White Castle, bitch.

Inner, sorry to ruin your WC mood, but we could very well, oh, let's say for example: DIE!

Damn girl, why so serious?

Bitch.

I left her to snicker to herself like a lunatic, then I remembered what was going on. Holy shit! I curled in on myself and covered my face as I fell through yet another cloud. I moved my arm slightly, and panicked.

"Inner!" I yell aloud, not caring at all, I mean hell not like some other idiot is falling with me, "I see the light!" that would be one hundred percent true, in fact, I was falling towards the light. Might I add as an after thought, at break neck speed. "I don't wanna die!"

DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT! WE'RE STILL VIRGINS! I DON'T WANNA DIES VIRGIN!

"Shut the hell up Inner, who gives a shit if we're still virgin if we're gunna-oof!" Yeah, I stopped falling, and hell I'm still alive. I glanced up slightly, seems I fell upside down on a couch. A very soft couch mind you, way better than those numerous clouds I hit. A second glance showed that the Inner proclaimed 'Dumpling' was staring at me.

"The hell you want? Bitch, can't even talk." I, oh so maturely, stuck my tongue out at it.

"Well, I was just pondering why the hell you were yelling at yourself as you fell. Especially the part where no one would care if you died a virgin, cause I assure you, people do care." Dumpling said, with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

I dumbly stared, dumb founded, then inputted, very intelligently, "DAYUM! DA' HELLS WITH DA TALKIN DUMPIN?" pardon my slang.

"I am a fox, not a dumpling, mind you." He gave me another 'Bitch Please' look.

"I don't give a flying shit," I stated as I twisted off the couch to stand and walk to him, "I named ya Dumpling!" I picked him up and raised him to my face, "So your Dumpling, not like you already have a name . . . " I then gave him a suspicious glare.

"I infact do have a name, and it isn't a type of food, mind you." He glared then jumped out of my arms and ran off leaving me in a very weird place. Weird, because it looks like a over grown garden, just short of being a jungle.

"The hell am I?" I said aloud and groaned when Inner just inserted a shrug. I walked around, feeling the walls for a door or something, I mean, Dump- err fox . . . . pers-er . . . animal got out, so could I . . . maybe.

After, oh I don't know I hate watches, they itch, say nine minutes, I brushed a circular door knob, hidden behind a wall of ivy. I pulled and quickly walked into the room, grateful that there weren't any walls of ivy. Infact, the room I was in was a pearly white with tiled floors and eggshell white walls. A plush white love seat and complimenting singles adorned the middle of the room, surrounding a rectangular coffee table. A fireplace was to my right, and a brilliantly decorated chandelier hung just over the coffee table. But other than all that, I couldn't seem to find a way out.

I walked along the wall, fingers brushing it, hoping to find something that would let me out. I was foolish, nothing was there, I sat with a huff on the love seat. Geez, where's that clever fox when you damn well need him?

I threw my hands up in aggravation and stood, giving the room one more once over. Thoroughly surprised when a door turned up out of nowhere. I am dead serious, that door was not there the first time I glanced around the room, it's magic. I creeped over to it and laid my ear against it, because honestly, you don't go bursting through doors. I heard voices, very masculine voices at that. See, random horror movie knowledge, for the WIN!

"So, your saying she's in that room?" man one.

"Certain of it, I am a clever fox you know." Dumpling? Back-stabbing low life, scum! Actually, he never said he was on my side to begin with, hmmm.

"This is the only door out right?"

"O fcourse it is! She is to stupid to try any means of escape! Not to mention she is very slow, if she comes running out, it wouldn't take long to catch her." scoffed my little backstabber.

"Very well, we shall wait here then."

I pulled away from the door outraged, "I am NOT stupid." I growled.

You got that right, let's show them how fucking smart we are!

And how do you suggest that?

Oh, dear sweet Saku, ain't that hard to think, ne?

Actually it is, now care to enlighten me?

You are such a dumb ass, but I will tell you anyway, if only for my sake.

Good, now spill.

We had a plan, I can't tell you, because . . . well because, but I will say, it involves crayons, colored paper, scissors, and a net. No, not really that evil more like a 'Who isn't smart now bitches?' in your face kinda thing. Well, maybe I'll tell you . . . AFTER it's set up.

After the things I needed, somehow magically appeared like the door did, I got to work cutting up the paper and setting the net up and drawing. I grinned at my work. And since I won't be here to laugh in their faces I'll explain: I wrote on their walls, hee hee, no, it's just a message letting them know I am a smart ass. I put the confetti like pieces of paper, and scissors for the hell of it, inside the net, I strung it to the wall and strung it to the door knob so when the door opened, it would fall on them.

I admired my work quickly before turning to the fireplace and climbed inside, it was just big enough for me to shimmy up to victory in. I grinned happily as I made my way up and out. Dear sweet outdoors here I come!

See? I'm editing quickly :D