A Beautiful Connection Chapter 3: The Fast and the Horniest, a my babysitter's a vampire fanfic

Hey guys I'm back and with a new chapter! Sorry it's been so long I was in the hospital for nearly a month… D: It sucked bad DX Anyway thank you everyone who has review I love the honesty that I get :D On that note onto the story ^_^ Enjoy! :P

/The Fast and the Horniest \ -

Well after we left the school, Benny and I brought Rory over to finish our "play-date" at Benny's house. When we we're interrupted by odd noises in the hallways when we found Grandma Weir screwing the Principal, I have never been so horrifying that Rory past out onto the floor which gave Benny an idea he said he saw a funky 70's car at a garage sale. So that's how today started out so far…

Benny's P.O.V

We stop at the weird garage sale to find all these lava lamps, water beds, big shoes with fish in them and they weren't alive, then there it was the funky 70's car. Ethan sat in the driver's seat and his eyes went into vision mode… So who knows what happened.

Ethan's P.O.V

I sat into the car seat and I went into a vision it was crazy. I saw Adolf Hitler die and had all these pink wisps go into the car and it starting roaring to life and he started to laugh. The vision ended and the car roared back to life and Benny was talking to the owner of the car and he was laughing "So how much for the car?" The owner turns around and looks at the car and she says "Just get that damn thing out of the house my husband spends more time with that car than with me!" I look up at the owner and ask "So exactly who are you?" I'm looking at her with an unbearable urge to laugh at her ridiculous afro she replies "My name's Whoopi, now get the hell out of here! Before my husband comes in here and finds you two stealing his baby Chloe."

Benny pushed the car out before we saw an angry black guy chasing after us. Oddly enough I heard weird 70's car chase music start when the car started chasing at some guy with a funny little hat and the car ran over him, over and over again. The guy was a Rabbi Priest! What kind of car is this? Benny lifts the shade up and says "Ethan you might want to look at this…" I stood there absolutely baffled when I saw the Nazi sign on the back, I scream "What the holy fucking god is this?" The car replies and says "I am you silly American white boy." The rearview window had a pinkish blur turn into Adolf Hitler me and Benny run out of the place when the black guy said "Chloe, speak to me? Speak to me baby." Then he opens the hood up to find a weird Nazi sign in the hood and then the black says "Don't make me put a whoop ass on your sexy ass, Chloe!" Then Whoopi screams "Jerome did you get your penis stuck in the exhaust pipe again?" He turns red and says "No, bitch now make me dinner!" The car roared and cackled and begun to say "Sorry I don't black men, Bwahahahahaha!" Jerome stares at the car saying "What the hell?" Then he's final words were a blood curdling scream…

Whoopi runs outside and starts dancing to Disco music and then the Nazi Car runs over her and goes after the trial Ethan and Benny made.

Rory's P.O.V

I walk into a musical number when I see smoke and see Sarah and Erica start singing

Ay, Ay, Ay
Nobody likes being played
Erica, Erica
Sarah, Sarah (hey)

[Erica] He said I'm worth it, his one desire
[Sarah] I know things about 'em that you wouldn't wanna read about
[Erica] He kissed me, his one and only, (yes) beautiful Liar
[Sarah] Tell me how you tolerate the things that you just found out about

[Sarah] You never know
[Erica] Why are we the ones who suffer
[Sarah] I have to let go
[Erica] He won't be the one to cry

[Erica] (Ay) Let's not kill the karma
(Ay) Let's not start a fight
(Ay) It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
[Sarah] Can't we laugh about it (Ha Ha Ha)
(Oh) It's not worth our time
(Oh) We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar

[Sarah] I trusted him, but when I followed you, I saw you together
[Erica] I didn't know about you then 'till I saw you with him again
[Sarah] I walked in on your love scene, slow dancing
[Erica] You stole everything, how can you say I did you wrong

[Sarah] You never know
[Erica] When the pain and heartbreak's over
[Sarah] I have to let go
[Erica] The innocence is gone

[Sarah] Tell me how to forgive you
When it's me who's ashamed
[Erica] And I wish could free you
Of the hurt and the pain
(Both) But the answer is simple
He's the one to blame

Erica Erica
Sarah Sarah
Erica Erica
Sarah Sarah

(Hey)

[Erica] (Ay) Let's not kill the karma
(Ay) let's not start a fight
(Ay) It's not worth the drama
for a beautiful liar
[Sarah] can't we laugh about it (Ha Ha Ha)
(Oh) It's not worth our time
(Oh) We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar

I see Sarah and Erica dancing to the song Beautiful Liar when this weird car come crashing through the school wall. It was freaking scary and funny at the same time and then the car scream "I'm hungry for Jewish schnitzels!" Everyone started screaming except for me and the gang. I screamed "You're going down you Volkswagen!"

Benny's P.O.V

When we go to the next class Rory is crying on the floor saying "This is only a dream, this is only a dream, this is only a dream, and this is only a dream!" Wow for someone who's so fuckable he's a real pussy. I got out my spell book and zapped the car it screamed "Damn you! Damn you and your silly, prissy American government!" as the car vanished in turned into scrap metal. Rory got up and said "Yeah that's right! You'll never see me driving a Volkswagen!" Ethan brushes up against him and sees Fran Dresher's soul go into a car that Rory buys in the next two weeks… which is a Volkswagen… from what Ethan saw.

Well I hope you all enjoyed it, also I DO LOVE GERMANS BECAUSE, 1. I AM GERMAN 2. SOME OF MY FAMILY IS JEWISH 3. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE! IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT SKIN OR RELIGION OR ORIGIN IS! PEOPLE ARE ALL EQUAL! THOUGH PLEASE IF YOU LOVE ME REVIEW! :D