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Three days later, no one has seen Smurfette come out of her home. Only Sassette comes out once and awhile and claims that she never had this much in her life with Smurfette in ages, when Smurfette finally came out. The change was obvious.
Instead of her usual dress, she is now wearing yellow overalls and a yellow smurf hat. Her blond hair is up to her chin. Her body odor was putrid, causing the smurfs to gasped for air. Luckily for them, they no longer smelled the odor as quickly as it came and never smelled it again since. When Chernov saw this, he didn't say anything but only watched in a state of shock. Hefty walked up to her and held up a flower, "Smurfette, would you go with me on a date with me?"
"Sure," she responds as she takes the rose and placed her arm around Hefty's shoulder's , "Anything for you boys."
Chernov walked the two walked off with Hefty's eyes wide open, either it's the fact that she accepted his offer or it's the smell of her armpit. Either way, Chernov has to tell someone about this. "Gargamel," he muttered. He looked back at the radio tower and saw that it's all charred and burned from the electricity that once engulfed it, Chernov had a special backpack on and it's time for him to use it.
He activated his Jet Pack and the airplane wings stuck out of his bag, he then shot up into the air and flew straight towards Gargamel's hovel. He stopped at the front door and knocked on it, and the unsuspecting wizard opens the door to find Chernov hovering in the air at eye level. "What do you want Hybrid?" he asked.
"I came to tell you that Smurfette has changed," he explains, "I fried her brains and now she is neither the smurfette you've or the smurfette that the Smurfs made good. She's something more, she doesn't even act feminine anymore. Worse, my eyes seen things that it's hard to describe. Could blind a child if they seen what I've seen."
"So Smurfette is changed once more correct?" said Gargamel.
"Pretty much," said Chernov, just before he shot straight up into the air and disappeared into the sky in a sonic boom.
"Why did he tell me that?" asked Gargamel to himself and then developed a sinister grin, "Oh this is interesting, I'll use this to my advantage one day. He he he."
Back at the smurf village, everyone struggles to adapt. Days past and Smurfette hadn't made things easy, she ended up dating a few of the smurfs and after the date they rather not talk about it. When Farmer Smurf was tending his garden, he saw Smurfette sticking her hand into the ground and pulled up a big fat worm and he watched as Smurfette sucked it into her mouth as if it was spaghetti and ate it.
Grossed out, he vomited onto the ground and passed out. Maybe it's because he fertilizes the soil with Smurf Crap or it's the worm directly, anyway Smurfette simply moved on and left him there lying on the ground.
Next, Brainy was just about to use an outhouse nearby Farmer Smurf's garden. When he opened it, he saw Smurfette sitting on the toilet with her overalls down and with a magazine that says "XXX for Women" in her hand and her groin in the other hand. Brainy can't believe his eyes.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"Mastursmurfing," said Smurfette.
"What is mastursmurfing?" asked Brainy, "You know what, I don't want to know."
Brainy shuts the outhouse door and heads off to another toilet, this time hopefully vacant. After the incident got out, Handy has installed locks on all Outhouse doors to prevent history repeating itself. That didn't work, as she forgets to lock the door.
Other bizarre incidents took place as well, Smurfette was flirting with the boys more often and was playing with the smurflings almost twice a day. However, she is becoming more and more irresponsible as she becomes less of a mother figure to Sassette and more as a sister her age. Chernov peaked through her window and saw her lying on the couch sleeping, on some days he seen her reading Math and Science Books. Similar on what Brainy does at his spare time except he uses a chair instead of a couch.
A week has past, Jokey tried to prank Smurfette at her doorstep with a "surprise" present but Smurfette grabbed the present and smashed his head into it. When it explode, it left his face and shoulders covered in thick soot. "Surprise!" cheered Smurfette, "You just got smurfed with your own bomb!"
Smurfette slams her front door shut and Jokey ran off crying, Chernov managed to get a picture of Jokey with his camera phone and sent it to his dad to see what Smurfette is causing. Dimitri texted him saying, "That's only the beginning, you have seen nothing yet."
The next day, Chernov saw Smurfette sitting on her doorstep with Baby Smurf in her arms. Smurfette was giving Baby Smurf a bottle, but not just any bottle. Chernov locked onto the bottle and it looked like a glass rectangular bottle, it was large when compared to Baby Smurf, and to the look on Baby Smurf's eyes he soon realized what the bottle is.
He marched over there and swiped the bottle out of Smurfette's hands and tossed it over his shoulder, the bottle landed on Clumsey Smurf's head a hundred apples away and knocked him out cold. As he collapsed onto the ground, Chernov scolds Smurfette as he takes Baby Smurf out of her hands. "Shame on you! Giving an infant alcohol, how irresponsible are you!"
"I..." stammered Smurfette.
"Smurfs have to be at least a hundred years old to drink alcohol Smurfette, you could have killed the baby with alcohol poisoning."
Smurfette burst into tears and ran inside into her home crying, after she shuts the door Chernov took one good look at Baby Smurf. His breath smells like alcohol, it was definitely bad. So he walks to Papa Smurf's house and opened the door, the village leader was busy reading about about magic spells as Chernov takes a chair and sits down on it.
"What's wrong Chernov?" asked Papa Smurf as he closes and puts down the book, "Why do you have Baby Smurf?"
Chernov sighed and said, "I've definitely screwed it, Smurfette's changed forever. She'd gave Baby Smurf vodka and I swiped him out of her hands and scold her for it, I was too hard on her as she burst into tears and ran inside. My dad is right, worse is yet to come and this is a sign that it's almost here."
"Is people in your family like this?" asked Papa Smurf.
"My Great Grandfather start drinking alcohol when he was 5 and he quit when he is 70," said Chernov, "The centenarian is still alive even though he lives past 100 years, he is one of the few thousand humans who seen the cold war come and go."
"What about your Uncles?" asked Papa Smurf.
"They viewed my father as the leader, there parents simply lost all control of them." said Chernov, "That's like every smurf in this village suddenly rebelled against you and kicked you out, how does he maintain is position? He's the most responsible."
"Oh, what have I done." muttered Chernov as he rest Baby Smurf against his chest, "Sassette may never forgive me for this, Gargamel may be disappointed because Smurfette is his daughter. Magic is not going to fix this, what I have done does not involved magic."
"You seemed responsible though," said Papa Smurf, "You were taking responsibility on what happened to her, and the alcohol..."
"There's a reason why I don't let smrufs drink it," said Chernov, "They don't understand how bad is it, but other than that it's against your order on not to act 'human'. Smurfette ignored the rule regardless and stole some vodka I made for myself, she may have loved me then but now... I made her worse than before."
"Give it a few days until she cools down," advise Papa Smurf, "Until then, you can take care of Baby Smurf yourself."
"Good idea, I'm going to need Sassette to keep an eye on her though since she is the one who seen her everyday," said Chernov, "If she commits suicide, I'm going to strap C4 to my chest and blow myself up in Gargamel's hovel. Don't tell the smurfs I would do that, they have no idea on how far I would go on whatever situation there is. Even if it threatens my life."
Chernov got up and walked out of the door and closes it behind him. Papa Smurf stares at the door for a moment and returns reading the spell book, things were quiet for the rest of the day.
TO BE CONTINUED...