Hope you like this chapter!
After we got ready, we walked down to the agreed meeting place. Well, it's more like WE agreed, and he disagreed. But we won the rock, paper, scissors match...
Annabeth glanced at her watch. "He's late." She muttered.
So we waited...and waited...AND WAITED!
Then I said, "Jeez, he can't even show up on time!"
Just then, a poof of pink, sparkly dust was sent into the air. We all started coughing, but Nico got the worst of it. He appeared. Justin Beiber stood there, in his purple unicorn T-shirt. (My sister's idea! You like?)
"Why, hello!" He shouted.
"BOO! YOU STINK!" Was the great wording of the awesome: NICO!
"Wow...JUSTIN'S A GIRL! HE likes PINK!" I yelled. Loudly.
"No I'm not a girl!" He replied, "My girlfriend's SELENA GOMEZ!"
All of a sudden, Selena Gomez poofed in.
"You didn't get my text? I TOLD you that I was on Camp Half-Blood's side!" She exclaimed.
"But...but your my girlfriend.." He said with a pouty face.
"Oh...then..." She started, "It's just not working out...You're too much of a airhead!"
"WOOOO! GO SELENA!" We all yelled.
*There's a time lapse, so get over it!*
We stood there for over an hour, just fighting with him. And OH! Not with our swords, like we usually do. With words. He called me "Fish Face" and he called Nico "Underworld Guy." I realize that you realize that Nico's nickname isn't very mean-sounding. But when Nico pointed this out...he called Nico a *censored* idiot. And since I do not speak that language...I will not say it. For the sake of you kids out there.
"Oh, wow. I ALWAYS knew you had such a colorful language, Mr. Montana." Nico replied to Justin. This, was when Justin's nickname was born.
"Well, I always knew you were such a-" *the rest was cut out, due to violence*
"Oh, so the potty mouth RETURNS!"
"Can we just start fighting already?" I asked, annoyed.
"YES! PLEASE! I don't want to hear the words that belong in a toilet!" Nico replied.
And with that, we started the war.
We yelled out random comments when he cowered in fear. Which was most of the time.
"I am going to move this war, to next Thursday!" Justin said.
"Why? I thought you'd 'Never Say Never!'" Nico yelled out, randomly. But, it was at the perfect time!
"Usher wrote that! NOT ME!"
"Oh...so you've been taking all his credit the ENTIRE TIME?"
"NO! Well...not ALL the time..."
"HA! YOU LIAR!"
*To be continued!*
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