Liz: Okay, guys, just remember, I'm in bold and Dawn is in italics. In the brackets.
Dawn: *pouts* I want to be in bold
Liz: *emotionless tone* Sucks to be you.
Dawn: Hey all you guys. The faves and follows are really awesome things. I never get them for my stories though. But hey! Totally feeling the love!
Liz: Too bad, Dawn. Can we please get back to the story? I've got to go somewhere for an initiation ceremony.
Dawn: Initiation for what?
Liz: Supreme Interviewer.
Dawn: Why don't I ever learn? NEVER. QUESTION. HER. Anyway, Liz made a big mess up and told you guys that the interview was over without actually telling you the next guest... And since the ask questions plan isn't really working... How about we ask random questions and then ask your questions to all the characters through IM every ten or maybe five chaps? What do you think?
Liz: I can totally make up for the screw up that happened by telling you what di Angelo said. Some Aphrodite action about to take place...
Dawn: You promised you wouldn't speak about that scrawny, good for nothing...
Nico: ... Oh that's what I am now? Last week it was all " Mr. Favorite Character"
Dawn: * leaves again*
Liz: What're you doing here?
Nico: You said you needed help in speaking to Luke. Plus I wanted to show off as to how badly you were defeated.
Liz: I thought we made a deal about that. Plus, you did not defeat me. I got distracted by hippopotamus. And there was a change in plans. We'll call you in sometime later.
Nico: Oh. Fine then. Bye Liz. *exit*
Liz: Thought he'd never leave. Dawn, you can come out now, he's gone!
Dawn: That's kind of mean... what if he heard you? He's already so lonely.
Liz: Awww *pinches cheeks* you're in love.
Dawn: *blushes and pushes Liz's hands off her face* Anyways, our guest this time is... Liz's secret crush... THE BOY ON FIRE! Leo Valdez!
Liz: Thank you, Dawn, for telling everyone. It was supposed to be a SECRET!
Katniss: What the hell! It's the boy with the bread and the girl on fire. Why do you have to do the couple thing to our titles as well?
Liz: Omg! It's Katniss Everdeen!
Dawn: Sweetie, your show's in studio 6. This is studio 9.
Katniss: Really?
Dawn: Yes!
Katniss: Damn! I was looking forward to having the famous D&L as my interviewers.
Liz: See! We're famous!
Katniss: your supposed to be the worst interviewers ever.
Liz: YOU! *shouts in gorilla language* (Wait a minute. Dawn, why am I shouting in gorilla language? Because I want you to. What the heck?! FINE. Now you shall feel the wrath of Elizabeth! When you least expect it, expect it. Muahahahahaha!)
Dawn: Hey we're better than Caesar Flickerman.
Katniss: true. NO ONE IS WORSE THAN CAESAR FLICKERMAN.
Dawn & Katniss: Hahahaha (I feel like a robot.)
Katniss: I'm leaving. Bye. Nice to meet you Dawn.
Dawn: Same here.
Katniss: *leaves*
Liz: Good riddance.
Leo: All da ladies luv Leo!
-silence-
Leo: I'm late aren't I...
20 minutes later...
Dawn: So Liz fainted we had to go to the hospital and everything...
Liz: Did not. Leo set fire to our studio while trying to show off.
Leo: *sheepishly* Sorry guys...
Dawn: *rolls eyes* Yeah sure 'cause that's totally going to fix our studio.
Liz: Hey, its ok.
Dawn: Obviously you'd say that.
Liz: What's that supposed to mean?
Dawn: *innocently* Nothing.
Liz:*glares*
Dawn: *goes to make a phone call*
Awkward silence between Liz and Leo
Leo: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Liz:Stop that. So how's life with Calypso and stuff.
Leo: Not that good, actually. We recently had a fight and I don't think we'll be making up anytime soon.
Liz: *looks pleased* Oh sad to hear that.
Dawn: So studio 6 is available. Good thing katniss is my friend and stuff...
Liz: Yeah. Good thing.
Dawn: What happened when i was gone?
Liz: Nothing.
Dawn: *gives a your telling me later look* Okaayyyy...
Liz: Let's go *leaves doing the "walk of shame"*
10 MINUTES LATER
Dawn: So we're back and now the real interview starts... Hopefully...
"What happened between you and Calypso?
- Jake"
Leo: None of your business bro!
Dawn: Yay!
Liz: *weird look* Why?
Dawn: *whispers* Death glare time. *glares at Leo*
Leo: Nico, buddy, you were right. *shivers* I could REALLY use your help now...
Dawn: Not even a Son of Hades can stop me! Answer!
Leo: Can I tell only you Dawn...? Please? (Well I feel loved)
Dawn: *grins and gives Liz the I'll tell you later look* Sure
Leo:*whisper whisper whisper*
Dawn: Seriously?!
Leo:*looks grim* Yes...
"Why are you such a... You know... You fall in love with every girl who's pretty. Why so?
-Rhiannon"
Leo: The heart wants what the heart wants.
"Do you like Anime like Dawn or hate it like Liz?
-Julian"
Leo: Dude! Great question! I actually LOVE anime. Anything with supernatural heroes controlling fire and stuff is great! My favorite is Death Note followed by Naruto!
Dawn: OMG! Another fan! Those are my favorite shonen anime! I totally recommend Nabari no ou! It's similar to Naruto because of the ninja thing but its AWESOME!
Leo: REALLY! IM SOO GONNA WATCH IT ASAP!
Liz: *threateningly while casually polishing her really really sharp pocket knife* AFTER the interview right?
Dawn & Leo: Y..yeah.
Liz: Good. Now on to the next question.
Dawn: Yeah ok next question sure.
"If you had to kiss one of the guys in Camp Half-Blood or aboard the Argo II who would you choose?
-Megan"
Leo: Dude, what kind of a question is that?! There's no way i'm answering it.
Nico: You tell them Valdez!
Dawn: Nico get out of here.
Nico: lol NO.
Liz: Nico please go away.
Nico: Fine but only because you asked me. *glares at Dawn*
Liz: Could I please talk to you Nico? In private?
Nico: *gulps* Ok...?
Liz: *grabs Nico's arm and pulls him out of the room*
Nico: *mouths help to Dawn and Leo but no one saves him*
Dawn: Ok weird stuff.
Leo: Yeah! But look at the bright side- now we can totally talk about Anime!
Dawn: Yeah! First answer the question. I edit the vids and stuff so there's no way she'll find out unless she watches it.
Leo: Okay. I have no say in this do I?
Dawn: No.
Leo: So... NO WAY IN HELL WILL I KISS FRANK! Annabeth might kill me if I say Percy. Jason is weird. Nico would kill me, so probably Jason? But that's gross too so I dunno...
Dawn: *chuckles*
Leo: What?!
Dawn: Nothing. Just that all the guys seem to LOVE Jason...
Liz: So what did I miss?
Dawn & Leo: Nothing...
"Hey! I'm a big Coach Hedge fan! Could you give this to him from me? *passes Leo brownies* If you eat it I swear to God I'll kill you! So Coach hedge. Is he as awesome as I think he is?
-Lucy"
Leo: I was planning to eat them but I value my life so... It's an interview for LEO remember? Not COACH HEDGE! Anyways, coach hedge is a pretty special dude. We've been through a lot together...
Liz: i don't think "special" describes him...
Leo & Dawn: but he's awesome! Like evil Sasuke! No actually that insults... Whatever. He's cool okay!
Liz: Anymore references to Anime and I will cut both of you up into pieces like Kronos.
Leo & Dawn: HELP! KIRA MUST SAVE US! MAYBE RYUK?
Liz: Ok that's it. You too are going DOWN. After the interview though. *cheerfully* Wouldn't want the audience throwing up, right?
"Are you in love right now? If so, with whom? Explain your answer.
- Farren"
Leo: What's this an exam paper?
Nico: That's what I said. *high five* Don't answer it either.
Leo: Duh no! Caly would kill me!
Liz: Caly?! So you gave her a pet name?! And Nico...carry on if you want your butt whipped again. And this time, I will tell her.
Nico: *terrified voice* Oh man, look at the time! Gotta go guys, late for dinner! *leaves*
Leo: At 4 in the evening?
"Leo I'm kinda confused. I have my first date coming up and dunno where I should go. Any suggestions? Since you like so many girls you'd probably know about their taste.
-Royce"
Leo: Maybe you could take her for a picnic? Or to an amusement park? Go someplace fun and not drab.
Liz: First dates should be special right? That's kind of ordinary... Suggest something better.
Dawn: Hmmmmm... She wouldn't mind though if you took her to those places
Liz & Leo: WHAT?!
Dawn: Nothing...
Liz: Where's my black book? I need to write this down in "Another Reason to Kill Dawn"
Dawn & Leo: IS THAT LIKE THE DEATH NOTE?! YAY! LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT WATCH ANIME TOO!
Liz: Oh good lord. kill me now!
Thanatos: One death, comin' right up!
Liz: What? No, it was a figure of speech!
Thanatos: Aww man. Fine :(
Dawn & Leo: *singing* WE GOT ANOTHER FAN! YAY!
Liz: Really? You're seriously gonna do this to me?
Thanatos: The offer's still up, you know.
Liz: NO!
"Do you like Drew Tanaka? I know she has an attitude but if you knew her like I do... You'd know.
- Camille"
Leo: Drew Tanaka looks amazing. After all she is a daughter of Aphrodite... So yeah.. But do I like her? Heck no! She treated me like dirt remember? And you may know her better but first impression is always the last impression.
Dawn: She's Japanese. She likes anime.
Leo: Really?! Then maybe I like her a little but no more.
Liz: Whoa, wait a minute. She's JAPANESE? Now I just hate her more. Thanks Dawn! I owe you one. I was looking for another reason to hate her. and now I have it! *death glare which is worse than death*
Dawn : RACIST!
Leo: PREJUDICED!
Dawn: MEANIE!
Leo: BRAT!
Liz: Are you two having a conversation as to who can insult me more?
Dawn & Leo: YES!
Liz: Aww that's sweet! And sweet makes me sweet, got it?
Dawn & Leo: No?
Liz: Well this probably won't end for a while so I guess we should end the interview here...
Dawn: It'll end in a moment alright, when Leo calls you 'lovely' or something... Then I can tease you both! :)
Liz & Leo: WHAT?!
Liz: Valdez, don't you DARE call me lovely!
Dawn: Next question...
"What's your favourite:
1) Colour
2) Food item
3) Video game
4) Movie
5) Actor
6) Actress
7) Tv show
8) Weapon
-Amy"
Leo: Talk about long! So...
1) Orange. Not because it reminds me of Camp or flames. It was mom's favorite colour.
2) Paella
3) Death Note NDS games
4) Real steel! Robots!
5) Hugh Jackman
6) Keira Knightley
7) Happy tree friends...
8) MY HAMMER! I'm like Thor lol.
Dawn: *incredulously* Happy tree friends? Why?
Leo: Caly introduced it to me... :(
Dawn: *asks the 10th question*
"Which is you fave couple, why?
-Thalico (my fave btw along with Percabeth)
-Percabeth
-Frazel
-Lezel
-Leyna
-Jeyna
-Peyna
-Caleo
-Neo
-Jico
-Jasper
-Jeo
-Lercy
(Logan)"
Leo: Hmmm... I don't know what any of these mean but Neo and Jeo have nice rings to them...
Dawn & Liz :*rolling on floor with laughter*
Jason's iris message:
Nico pops out from shadows
Jason & Nico: DUDE YOU SHIP US?!
Leo: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEANT! YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND BEING MY FRIENDS BUT CLEARLY YOU DON'T!
Jason & Nico: LEO DONT BE LIKE THAT! WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Dawn & Liz: SUCH a complicated love triangle! *high five*
Leo & Nico & Jason: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!
Dawn & Liz: NO! *still laughing*
Leo & Nico & Jason: *start making a huge (and very noisy) fuss*
"Who do you think would win:
1) Jason vs Percy
2) Annabeth vs Hazel
3) Piper vs Drew
4) Nico vs Thalia
5) Thalia vs Jason
6) Leo vs everyone!
7) Reyna vs Annabeth
8) Nico and Leo vs everyone!
-Wesley"
1)Leo: sorry Jason, but I think Percy.
Jason: I thought we were friends! You stabbed me in the back! I hate you! *cries in a corner*
2)Leo: Annabeth
Dawn: Annabeth may be smart but Hazel can control stuff. She can easily defeat her. No offense Annabeth... But my opinion's my opinion...
Liz: Dude are you crazy?
Dawn: Do I say anything when you pair yourself with-
Liz:Moving on!
3) Leo: Piper totally
Dawn: Yeah right! No one would win! Dumb daughter's of Aphrodite. What would they do? Charmspeak or apply mascara on the other till the opponent dies? Pfft! Please!
Leo: I don't think Aphrodite, Piper or Drew would appreciate that comment.
Liz: Wait! You know the meaning of appreciate?
Leo: What do you think I am? Some dumb daughter of Aphrodite? Oops.
Dawn: See what I mean?
4) Leo: Not answering
5) Leo: Thalia
Jason: You did it again!
6) Leo: Me. Obviously.
Liz: Yeah, right.
Dawn: Heck no! I know one person who can totally defeat you and you say you can win against that person and everyone else?
Liz: I know who that person is...
Dawn: Sasuke Uchiha!
Liz: What?! No! That's not what-
Leo: You're one of the fangirls? I never thought you'd sink that low...
Dawn: I just like evil people okay?
Leo: Oh!
7) Leo: Again, not answering
Dawn: I think Reyna-
Liz: I think Annabeth-
Dawn & Liz: But we shouldn't have stated our opinion - 'cause it's sure to bring us to our deaths.
Leo: What?!
Dawn & Liz: Let us have our moments...
8) Leo: Me and Nico. duh.
Dawn & Liz: NO WAY!
Liz: Btw, Dawn, what did Leo tell you about the Calypso thing? If its something good I need to know 'cause then I can put it in my Blackmail Diary.
Dawn: Can't tell ya. Will tell the audience later. Next guest- JASON GRACE!
Liz: Will the love triangle take turns for the better-
Dawn: - Or for the worse.
Dawn & Liz: read to find out!
Leo, Nico & Jason: WOULD YOU QUIT IT?!
(A/N: I know, too much anime stuff. Sorry 'bout that. Go and make sure Nico doesn't do anything wrong, please. NOW. And yeah, bye! What the hell, why do I have to do that?! You like him too right?! Anyways, bye! I though I told you to do something, missy.)