A/N: This update took longer than expected because I wrote and wrote...and my laptop deleted and deleted...'Sigh..'

Akura-ou: " I have been waiting too long Author Lady! My head is hurting me, I have to listen to iron lungs here" 'Points at Kuru'

Kuru: "HEY! SAYS THE IDIOT WHO DOSEN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BATHROOM IS!"

Akura-ou: " They did not have bathrooms in my time..."

A/N: " EWWWW, Tomoe say it isn't true..."

Tomoe: "..."

A/N: "WHA!?"

Izumo This and Izumo That.

Kuru stood by the single sakura tree and sighed. She was floating; In the sky! She couldn't believe it. It was quiet and so peaceful. It was like peace in a box. A high floating box with little children and a wack'o with horns. Yep...Peaceful. She rolled her eyes in annoyance, the wack'o with horns was getting on her last nerve. She was ready to order him to jump off the edge of the platform and watch him fall.

She wondered if he would splat on the ground underneath the shrine. ( Oi...What's wrong with you Kuru?)He would probably get up and pop some bones back into place, then come back. Then she would order him to jump off untill he couldn't anymore. While he did this she would eat her fill of pop-corn... Fingering the last of the unfallen petals, she sighed. This tree was all alone. Why? Did it mean something? Or was she being paranoid?

" Oi! Woman!"

Oh great, speaking of the demon... ( Ha! Get it ? Cause he's a demon and...Yeah..That was a weak joke...'Sigh')"What is it Baka?"

He froze, " Do not call me BAKA! I am more powerful than you can ever imagine!"

" Oh great, this speech again...Do me a favor and jump off, Kay?" She snickered and tilted her head to the side. His eyes grew small as he looked over the edge,

" Are you Crazy Pony-Tail Woman?!" He shot her a don't make me do it look.

" Maybe..." She smiled. She liked scaring the crap out of this idiot. He had to much ego and not enough brain power. He was so blunt that it drove her crazy. That morning he said she was loud and whined to much. Then he insulted her by saying she looked like she had the home of a bird in her hair, and that a brush was needed badly. If she didn't brush her hair, she would not only dishonor herself but she would dishonor his good taste in leather and tons of feathers... ( Wow, Who are you? Kurama?)

She then told him to sweep untill his hands bleed. She stole a glance at his hands and smirked when she saw bandages wrapped tightly around them. He looked at her again and swallowed. Throwing a foot over the edge he winced.

"Okay, Don't kill yourself...What do you what Baka?"

He glared at her but then smiled brightly. Placing his fists on his hips; He cocked his head, " We are going to the big god city!"

" No, I'm not...I am staying here and relaxing for the first time in weeks. Plus my shoulder and ankle is sore so...Don't-Bother-Me-Kay?"

He snarled his lip and turned on his heel, "Fine! When I find the best of Izumo's peaches don't ask for any!" He pouted and crossed his arms. Was this how he got his way? Great she was stuck with an idiot that pouted to much. A spoiled bratt with manicured nails and perfectly brushed hair. How was he a demon? He was almost human, except for the horns and pointed ears. Plus his ego was the ego of one-hundred humans. Oi, Why her? And what was so great about peaches? She decided to play along.

"Peaches Hum?"

He turned around and smiled, " Yes Pony-tail Woman! Peaches! They are very good! Sweet and creamy, with a little tange. They are better than Blood on a white canvas!"

" Thats a weird way to put peaches...Why do we have to go to the Big god city?"

His smile dropped, " I must go take care of matters that involve my body."

She stared blankly at him, " A check up? You want to go because of a Doctor's pyshical? Her eyes widened, Or...Are you going to see Red Light District Woman again?! EWW! I don't want to go so you can frollick!"

He cracked up laughing at her panicked face, " Oi, No woman. I belong to you now. I must go to court."

" Okay first, Don't say you belong to me, Thats past creepy and I now sleep with a gun by my side, Two...WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY LEGAL MATTERS INVOLVING YOUR BODY!?"

He narrowed his eyes and clasped his hands over his now ringing ears, " Oi...To loud woman, I was once a notorious villain. "

He smirked, " Scared Woman?" She would have said no, but the look in his eyes was something different. Something Scary. It was dark and she felt herself back up.

" Why would I be scared of someone like you? Whatever you've done, You can't do to me. I'm your master. So Shut-Up..." He blinked in surprise and then snarled.

" You don't know what I'm capable of sky-god..."

" What-Ever...I'll go though. I'm still in pain though." He stepped forward and pinched her shoulder, " OW! What was that for!?"

He smirked, " Now you can focus on the pain from my pinch than the ache in your shoulder."

"BAKA! THAT HURT! APOLOGIZE! NOW!"

He started to panic," I'M REALLY SORRY GOD LADY! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!" He dropped to his knees as his body trembled, Ah yes...Kuru loved the Familiar contract, Loved, Loved, loved it!

Izumo ( The big god city...{ DUH! } )

Kuru looked around. Wow this place was really big. There was gods everywhere. Some were woman, other men. One was dressed in purple and surrounded by fox kitsunes, Tons of them. (You know who he is... XD) Suddenly she was stopped by a wall, no...Not a wall a body, " Hey idiot! Why'd you stop?" Kuru looked at Akura-ou annoyed, " We are nearing the gods court. There will be many people there, many gods. You are my proof of freedom Woman. So stay close, if I lose you they will think that I'm lying. They will take my body away."

" Um...How? I mean your kinda attached to it, ya know?"

"Oi...Woman you ask strange questions..." She poked his shoulder, " What are you doing?"

" I want to see if I can move your soul around without your body..." She poked again.

" Your stupid..." He cackeled and walked up the steps to the rather large god's court. " I'm not stupid, I'm curious! An- Whoa! That's huge! I wonder how long it took to build that building!"

" After I destroyed it? Hum..."

" You WHAT!?"

" Huh? Oh...I didn't say anything." He smiled innocently and trudged on. He opened the door and ushered his god inside. " Ah, Holding the door for me? Such a good boy!" She smiled teasingly and patted him on his head. He gave her feral look. Yikes.

She walked in and unwrapped her scarf. Throwing it on her Familiar she walked though two double doors into a large court room. Some people were there, probably from a previous case. She sat down in one of the booths and looked up at the judges seat. What she wasn't expecting was to look down and see a crimson blood stain on the oak floor in front of her...

"What..."

"That's mine Woman..."

Kuru looked at Akura-ou shocked, " What did they do?"

He shrugged his shoulders, leaned back in the booth and placed his boots on the seat in front of him, " Getting your body back isn't pain free Lady..."

She turned in the seat to look at him," Did they cut your soul out or something?" He snickered and turned his head slightly towards her,

" You could say that..." His eyes flashed something that scared her. She backed away from him. Looking at her surprised, he rolled his eyes.

" Kay?"

"Used to it..." His face went blank and he looked ahead. Did she do something wrong?

BAM!

Kuru was surprised by the loud noise. Until she saw an over fashioned judge waltz in with gold shoes...Yep She thought it...( Again weak joke...)Gold shoes. The gods hair was blond and pinned in an odd way to the back of his head. He held a rather large hammer and his robes were a light purple covered with a rich purple haori. He looked kind of surprised to see Akura-ou.

" Ah Akura-ou...Have you come to give back your body? Her Familiar chuckled and rose to his feet in an instant." I wouldn't do that, And I think you know that too Ookuninushi.." The god sat down on his throne like chair and smirked, " So...Have you done what was required of you?"

" I have..."

" Where's is your god Akura-ou? Do not try to fool me, because if you try, I will take your immortal soul and send it back where I found it." The god grasped his hands around his hammer as if irritated. Veins popped in his forehead as if the god was going to explode.

" This is my goddess." Akura-ou shrugged his shoulders towards Kuru, Yes, She's not much, but she is a goddess, so I win." Ookuninushi snickered, " Yes, that is true, but by the looks of her..." He trailed off and feigned a smile at Kuru. " She won't last a week as a goddess. She's a human; I mean come on! Look at her! You couldn't of done better?"

Akura-ou winced and started to back away from Kuru, who was now fuming. She balled her fists in anger and stomped up to Ookuninushi. She grasped his robe and pulled him to eye level. " I'll show you, your MAJESTY!" The god gocked at her in surprise. " I don't know what that idiot did, But I will be his goddess, and I will show you that I am capable of being a worthy goddess. So get it into your thick, no-brained skull...HE'S MY FAMILIAR, SO BACK OFF!" Two guards yanked her away and sat her down.

Ookuninushi re-adjusted his robes and smiled." My..Your worse than that land god.

"Land god?" That perked her intrest.

The god snickered and stood up." Very well Akura-ou, A deal is a deal. You will serve her till the end of your days, Or hers. It's up to you. "

The god turned around with a big fashionable swoosh and walked out of the echoing court room. The tension in the room was high, and it almost took the air with it. Kuru grasped her heart and sat down slowly in the bench behind her. She had just stood up to the head god of Izumo. Where did that leave her?

"Oi...Woman..Are you going to faint? I do not wish to carry you..." Akura-ou kneeled in front of her and looked up soberly.

" No...Akura-ou...I'm not. I just need to breath, that's all."

" Very well." He picked her up and hoisted her over his shoulder and trudged towards the door, " Hey BAKA! PUT ME DOWN!"

BAM!

" OW! BAKA! WHY'D YOU DROP ME!? IDIOT!"

" like I said before...I AM NOT AN IDIOT!" He threw her scarf at her annoyed, hitting his target.

" OW! BAKA! BAKA! BAKAAAAA!"

A/N : Ok...Short?Yes...( Well for me it is...'Sigh' ) I tired to put humor but also the plot of the story together. I hope you all enjoy this! Now I have to update my other story...You know the one with the Cutest Kitsune Ever'a?!

Akura-ou: 'Pouts and turns head away'

A/N: " Your Cute too Akura-ou...I'm just saying..."

Akura-ou: 'Ignores'

A/N: ' Sigh' I guess you don't want any peaches..."

Akura-ou yanks canned peaches away from author, does a little dance and runs off saying...Peaches in the canz, I'm that type of man... ( Ha, Ha What?)

End of Author Note...