Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter so don't sue me or anything, If I did own Harry Potter then a lot of things would be different and there would be a lot more yaoi/yuri in it. I also don't own this song that's in this chapter so don't sue me for it as I don't own it.
Severus's Robe
Whenever someone reviews and tells me an item of clothing I'll update and do the requested item of clothing! And if they state what they want to happen to the clothing then I'll add that in too! So review and tell me what items of clothing you want!
This chapter was requested by ME! *grins evilly*
"There, that should make him look better; I'll show him what is fashionable and what's not!" Pativa said quietly as she sneaked out of Severus Snape's personal chambers and back to her bed.
***The next morning in Sev's personal chambers***
"Severus my boy why haven't you come out of your chambers to teach today?" Dumbledore asked as he walked into Severus personal chambers as he used the Headmaster's password to gain excess.
"It is quite simple Albus, now leave," Severus said as he stood with his back to the headmaster.
"But Severus you haven't even come to the Great Hall for anything to eat today," Dumbledore gently scolded Severus.
"Well would you wear….never mind knowing your taste in clothing you would wear the damn thing," Severus said with a glare at his robe.
"Wear what Severus?" Dumbledore asked with a raised eye brow.
"That monstrosity is what!" Severus said as he picked up his 'new and improved robe' and showed it to Dumbledore.
Looking at Severus' robe, Dumbledore suddenly understood, the robe was no longer pure black but had feathers, glitter, sequins, lots of different neon colours on it and had 'I am a yaoi lover' written on the back of it flashing in neon pink.
"Ah, I understand my boy, the criminal will be caught and punished but why not just wear one of your other black robes?" Dumbledore asked while trying to hide his laughter.
"Because you old fool they all end up looking the same but each time I try to put a new robe on the saying on the back becomes worse," Severus said while glaring at a robe that looked like it had been though Snape's wrath, then Voldermort's wrath, then though hell and all the way back again.
"Did you have to do that to your robe," Dumbledore asked while point at the said robe.
"Yes, and why have people started trying to change the way I dress all of a sudden!" Severus asked as he took the robe off of Dumbledore and burnt the robe.
So do you like? As I said, don't ask where I got this idea for this chapter from.