A/N Hi It is I. Again. Anyhow I haven't been able to update for a while because last week was a test week in my school and I had to study and study and study little more.
Good news are that I managed to pass even german (with lowest possible grade) but pass is a pass! Ich spreche nicht gut deutsch…
So once again I humbly present to you my amateurish writings and hope that you will look kindly upon my fic despite it's many many grammar errors.
Quick summary: Tsuna and Lambo have both due the malfunctioning ten-year bazooka, travelled 400 years back in time. Not only are they in primo's time the bazooka somehow managed to snatch ten years from their original age (tsuna 18, Lambo 11) and they are both now stuck as kids (Tsuna 8, Lambo 1)
Also Tsuna happened to see the first rain guardian being attacked by strange black clothed men and Tsuna being Tsuna saved the Yamamoto's look-alike. My what can young mafia boss do when he's swimming in trouble and more just keeps coming?
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Talbot was currently running as if his life depended on it.
Technically he supposed that if his experiment had called something potentially dangerous from the future and released it into the wild then yes he was going to be killed by primo, if his right-hand man didn't attack him first for bringing such a unneeded stress to his beloved primo.
Talbot could still remember clearly those eight beams of lights that had appeared out of his broken time machine.
Two of those lights had landed somewhere in the north near the Salvadore's forest, probably around the village Asari Ugetsu had went to protect against Ricardo's minions.
Two others had landed somewhere near the mountains.
And last but certainly not least four of them had landed to the location Talbot was currently trying reach foresta di decesso forest of death.
It was just his luck that those stupid lights had landed there, that forest was called that for a good reason, mainly because not many came out unharmed, that is if they even managed to come out in the first place.
But that didn't matter now, he needed to make sure he hadn't called anything.. living.
His previous experiments had summoned only inanimate objects, completely harmless.
Still there was a minimal change that he had somehow summoned a person…or persons judging how there were eight burst of lights and not only one.
With those thoughts mechanic entered the ill reputed forest and started fighting his way forward, the word fighting being the key word. It seemed that every single twig was there to trip him, and that every single branch was there to hit him in the face.
Not to mention that he could swear he heard wild animals growling somewhere in bushes.
After a hour or so Talbot was coming to his resolves end. The sun was setting and the overall dark forest was getting darker.
He could even risk getting killed by primo if it meant not getting killed in this forest.
Firmly nodding as if to reassure himself he turned his back and decided to start searching his way back to Vongola mansion from this wild goose chase…or search, that mostly being proper name for his futile attempt.
He only managed to turn his back to the direction he had been going when he heard a sound. Several sounds actually. None of them were speaking Italian and none of them sounded familiar.
Talbot speeded up to the direction where voices kept coming from. The closer he went more clearly he heard. It seemed the voices were arguing over something and there was define high pitched sound in these voices. Were they all females? Or…
Talbot finally reached his destination, voices were coming from the small clearing, he only needed to bush couple pine branches from his way to see what was in there.
He froze.
What greeted him there left him feeling more than little horrified.
There were children on the clearing. Four of them. One girl and three boys and not even one of them seemed to be over ten years old.
This he could handle, he had seen many stranger things, than few brats arguing inside a forest.
Even their strange foreign clothes that were for some reason obviously too big for the quartet only gave him mild feeling of confusion and nothing else.
No, the reason Talbot had suddenly cold, sinking feeling in his stomach and made him wonder if someone upstairs had something against him was, because almost each of these children faces were so strangely familiar.
The one with silver hair, albeit thus lacking the well known red hair, had without doubt the same pissed off look that had come familiar to everyone who had ever met the legendary right-hand man of primo's. Face and the shape of his eyes was also identical.
Unnerved by this Talbot directed his attention to the person that was being yelled at and almost almost let out unmanly shriek.
There was no mistaking those bloodthirsty indifferent eyes. Even thought Alaude's eyes were so icily blue coloured that one could mistakenly think just by looking at them that they had fallen to a bottom of a very deep frozen lake, this child's eyes as well as hair were black but that somehow made the usual feeling of threat even more present.
This boy looked as of he was ready to kill the one that was yelling at him, and Talbot didn't get the feeling that the meaning of 'killing' would be the same as young boys would somehow threaten each others with.
No, the meaning of 'killing' here felt the same as among some of the most skilled mafia members: piss one off and you can consider yourself lucky if you remain alive more than day afterwards.
Trying to shake off the feelings of fear and trying to reason with himself, he couldn't be afraid of a little boy, that was just crazy, he was just tired and that made everything seem little unreal, that's all.
Turning his gaze to a third member of the party Talbot let out relieved sigh.
It was a little girl. Perfectly normal looking little girl.
Talbot was so relieved that he almost felt like smiling. These were just normal kids.
That was when the girl turned her head a little and Talbot could see that she was missing one eye.
Again the cold feeling of dreading was taking over and he started seeing some similarities that he had previously missed.
This girl's face didn't remind him of anyone, it was just sweet face of a young girl.
But the hair…
Talbot felt like crying right there and then.
Little girl's hair was cut exactly like someone else, someone's he'd rather not admit he knew.
And as if that wasn't bad enough.
His eyes almost reluctantly turned to the last person of this strange group.
"oh god"
Once again there was no mistaking who this child was resembling. From the way how this boy's lips were curved upwards into a wicked grin which was the exact copy of that man's to the top of his pineapple hair cut left truly no room for guessing.
Talbot was by no means stupid.
Thus by now he had concluded three things.
One, these children had indeed been summoned from the future.
Two, he should go explain the situation to them and take them to the Vongola mansion.
And three, If these children were really from the future and they shared almost identical looks with some very vicious Vongola guardians, then that surely would mean…
Suddenly Talbot wisely decided to lose interest to that kind of track of thought and started encouraging himself so that he could go talk to these children, no longer worried at all about being in the deadly forest which had reputation of being a death trap.
Because as soon as Talbot informed primo about this he would be so dead.
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The Vongola primo, properly heavily pronounced with 'the' word, had been staring at his desk and thinking what a awful, lousy, crappy day this day had been.
Not only was his ever increasing paperwork increasing, his damn cousin Ricardo had decided to start coup d'eta against him as if he didn't have better things to do.
Admittably Giotto could recognise some suitable parts in Ricardo that could make him a good mafia boss.
But those parts usually were the first things Ricardo threw out of window when his temper flared.
So no Giotto didn't want to give him the position of secondo though for some reason Demon spade seemed to be in Ricardo's side in this fight.
And that was another thing that had been causing him stress lately, demon spade had never been the most loyal of his friends but he was still a friend.
So if his friend ended up betraying them all in the end that would make Giotto very sad.
Sad and stressed, but mainly sad.
Asari had gone missing which caused him some worry, it wasn't that unusual if some of his guardians didn't comply their own schedules very accurately but asari was really late and that gave Giotto bad feeling.
And it wasn't only his rain guardian that was missing but their mechanic Talbot too.
According to Lampo he had stormed to the forest without any particular reason but Giotto could easily tell that Lampo wasn't being truthful with him.
So all kinds of things were making this day just downright miserable for him, it had even started raining.
Giotto yawned in his chair and straightened his posture when his right-hand man, mist and cloud guardians marched in.
"so were you able to find him?"
His right-hand man shook grimly his head.
"No and we searched everywhere. The village and …"
While he was speaking Demon spade made his way to Giotto's leather couch, sat there and stretched as if to demonstrate how exhausting their searching trip had been.
Alaude threw cold glance in his direction and turned probably attempting to leave the room now that things had gotten boring and there was no one to kill,
which were basically same things in Alaude's mind.
None of them jumped when Giotto's office's door was almost thrown to ground by the force it was opened.
They all expected to see at least dozens of enemies there ready to attack.
It was surprise when they realised it was their missing mechanic, looking as if he had just ran through battle field and went hiking somewhere behind god's back after it.
"Bo…boss" came out breathless voice."
"There's something really important that I need to tell you about."
Giotto was now getting really worried, Talbot's voice was dead serious as were his eyes
"Go on"
"well" Talbot started speak carefully as if trying to decide how to state his business.
"You are aware that I was trying to build, for the lack of better word, time machine"
This got the attention of both G and demon spade, Even Alaude turned his head a bit to show that he was listening.
"Ah… there was an… accident and the machine broke but it managed to shoot eight beams of lights first."
"eight beams of light" Giotto repeated feeling confused, wasn't the machine supposed to call things from future?
After voicing his question Talbot started awkwardly stare left corner of his Persian rug and his speech got quicker and more high pitched, Giotto didn't need hyper intuition tell him that man was obviously very nervous.
"after some research I've been led to believe that those lights they were…things from the future. Not that you could really call them things, I followed four of them and found out that…they were children."
Giotto's eyebrows were now probably reaching his hair.
"What do you mean" the vongola boss said with calm, even voice "by children Talbot"
Poor mechanic was starting sweat under his boss's angry gaze.
"It seems there are four of them, one girl and three boys…and four more if I'm correct."
This was the part where man's voice started sound desperate.
"I summoned them by accident, purely by accident! Please boss you got to bel…"
Primo raised his hand to silence the babbling man.
"Where are these children now?"
Talbot seemed to pale little more.
" I met four of them, the girl and three boys in the forest. All of them seemed to be around ten or so. I explained the situation with my best ability. But I'm not sure they understood, they weren't speaking italy as far as I know."
"But where are they now" Giotto was getting little frustrated "didn't you take them with you?"
"Oh I tried" mechanic said in disbelieving voice "It didn't really work out"
Demon spade tilted his head, face twisted in to amused grin.
"what was the problem, were the little kiddies from future too fast for you?"
Talbot snorted at that "If only"
Mechanic turned to face both mist and cloud guardians, G and Giotto were listening attentively by the desk.
Man cleared his throat as if he was finally going to the point.
"I can't be one hundred percent sure...but judging by their looks and the way they acted.." Giotto's hyper intuition kicked in and warned that he wouldn't like what Talbot was going to say next.
"…I would say… they were your children from the future."
There was a deafening silence that was surprisingly broken by none other that Alaude
"Huh?"
"By your children you mean to say..?"
"Yes exactly" Talbot was now nodding feverishly, glad that they had understood.
"Their appearances, they were almost identical to your's, you know. I almost thought you guys had somehow turned yourselves into kids. And I'm not going to envy you G " Talbot said while remembering back that meeting in the forest "you son's going to have a quite a temper."
By now almost everyone's jaw's were hitting the floor.
"My…son…?"
G had somehow managed to almost choke himself with those words.
Alaude and Demon spade were merely staring at Talbot as if he had suddenly grown another head and that head had started speaking german.
G however seemed to be quickly recovering as he suddenly shouted in a voice that could only be described being somewhere between shocked and hysterical.
"But…but you can't possibly mean that, this!" G pointed Alaude "and this!" G this time pointed Demon spade. " are going to reproduce!"
"Eh, yes." Talbot was kind of starting to enjoy being in the spotlight. "Alaude's son looked very much like him. Had black hair thought, but I could see some similar…traits."
It had been somehow transferred to them without words that Alaude's kid would be just as violent as he was. Typical.
Demon spade was now getting very curious "what about mine, girl or boy?"
G suddenly started praying to whatever god was up there that if they had any mercy they wouldn't burden this world with another Demon spade.
"Well once again I can't be completely sure…" G was holding his breath, hoping… "But it looks like you'll be father of twins in the future."
It took lot's of time to calm G down. Giotto would definitely need to buy some more liquor in the future, for now they were broke on that department.
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A/N Bwuahahahakufufufufufu didn't see that coming, did ya!
Misunderstandings are funny there's no arguing about that. And there was no way I could leave Tsuna all alone with Lambo.
And poor Talbot I can imagine him having some trouble with gokudera, hibari and mukuro.
As always your reviews make me feel positively giddy, happy and shy.
