The girls were now at Elsa's home talking about how to get Kristoff to fall in love with Anna.
Elsa sat on her usual chair in her room, "Okay first things first, Anna, what are you doing?"
"He doesn't like this harsh light", Anna turned the lamp away from Elsa's fish.
"Moby! He came out of hiding."
"Wow, can you make boobs come out of hiding", Zel asked.
"What?", Elsa laughed.
"All right, we start what every girl does with a first crush, we call him", she picked up the phone.
Anna's eyes widened, "Wha-call him? No I can't! What am I supposed to say to him?"
"Nothing!", Zel said, "You just call and hang up, we do it all the time!"
"Why?", Anna asked.
"I don't know, we just do", answered Elsa, "It's ringing"
Anna squaled and grabbed the phone.
"Hello?", she heard Kristoff say.
Anna screamed and threw the phone out the window, "That was fantastic! Let's do it again!". Zel and Elsa laughed.
Elsa and Zel came out in bicycles, with Anna sitting on the handlebars of Zel's bike. "Okay, the next step here is the ride-by, very important in any crush"
"You have to act casual"
"Yeah! Like you didn't even remember this was his street!"
They started riding off into the street, "That's Kristoff's house!", Zel told Anna.
Kristoff was doing sit ups. He heard giggling and squeals outside, "What the?". He looked out to see nobodu around so he continued to lift a dumbbell. He looked out again and saw Anna, he waved at her.
"Anna no! That's the brake!", Zel shouted.
Anna yelled and landed face down on the sidewalk. Kristoff gasped and ran outside.
"Anna! Are you okay?", Zel asked.
"I saw him! Did you see him? He waved at me!"
"Hey, hey, hey are you okay?", Kristoff asked kneeling down next to Anna.
"Hey Kristoff", Zel greeted.
"Hi", he replied.
"Oh my God!", Zel squealed to Elsa.
"We didn't even remember this was your street!", Anna said to Kristoff.
He chuckled, "Okay, let's see what you got here", he examined a cut on Anna's knee.
"Ah, nothing serious, maybe run it under some cold water and-"
"No, no, no, no, no!"
"Hey, hey, I wouldn't hurt you. All right, let me at least put Band-Aid on it, a lifeguard's always prepared."
He gently placed the bandage on her cut, "This won't hurt a bit, voila!"
"Thank you, it's beautiful"
Kristoff laughed, "What was your name?"
"Annamarine"
"Cool name, will I see you at the street fair today?"
Anna nodded, a car horn was beeping. It was Cecilia.
"Oh no!", Zel said.
"Who ordered broom service?", Elsa said to Zel.
"Kristoff! I'm here for my driving lesson"
"Let me get you up", he pulled Anna up till she was standing, "Okay one sec! I need to grab my keys! So I'll see you later."
"Who is she?", Anna asked with a hand on her hip.
Elsa sighed, "Cecilia, she thinks she's the shiz 'cause her dad does the weather."
"Her dad can make weather?"
Zel laughed, "No, he reports it"
"And she's a princess?", Anna saw the 'PRINCESS' car plate in the back.
"No no, just a royal bitch", said Elsa.
Cecilia pulled her car up next to the girls, "Whoa!", she removed her sunglasses. "Hey guys, does she have something against girl's clothes?". Her friends laughed.
"Nice hair, who are you?"
Zel spoke, "Anna, she's my cousin" (well isn't that the truth? Coincidence much?).
"That's kinda pretty", one of her friends commented.
Cecilia scoffed, "For a crayon!"
"I was named Anna which means full of grace, whereas Cecilia translated means, 'dim-sighted'. But your parents know you better than I do"
"Wow", said Elsa.
"What did you just say to me?"
"Yup, definitely dim-sighted"
Cecilia started her car but the engine then booms and stalls.
The three girls laughed and high fived.
"There's something very fishy about that girl", whispered Cecilia.
"Cecilia Banks threw a gasket!", Zel said.
"Who cares about her? What about Kristoff? I mean-", she leaned against the door, "What happened to me back there? I was such a clam, I couldn't think!"
Zel smiled, "Don't worry, everything we've learned about boys has come from the pages of these magazines", she said lifting up a Seventeen magazine, "Come on".
They made their way to the bed, "I can't stop thinking about him, I feel so weird and tingly", she picked up a magazine but she gasped.
"What?", Zel asked.
"Look at my finger scales!", her nails turned from silver to purple, "They change color with my mood"
"Whoa weird", Zel said examining her fingers.
"But, I don't know what mood this is!"
Elsa leaned closer to Zel, "Love!", they both sang.
"Okay, start reading, we have a lot to cover before we go to the streat fair", Elsa told Anna.
"Mmhmm", Zel agreed already reading a magazine in her hands.
(Then a whole music sequence of Mandy Moore's 'One Way or Another' plays while they flip through the magazines, blah, blah)
Anna threw a magazine down forcefully, "How do you remember all this? You have to be flirty, but demure. Devoted but not desperate? Available but elusive? And when he calls Wednesday for Saturday you 'have to be busy' even though you're free?"
"Mmhmm", Elsa said.
"It's so annoying!", then she picked up a new magazine, "Yet strangely addictive!"
"Hey hey!", Zel grabbed the magazine from her hands.
"I think think she's on the brink of a boy data overload!", Elsa shouted.
"Let's take her out", said Zel dropping the magazine.
