Professor Weasley 3
The next evening Charlie sat sipping fire whiskey in Neville's office. After consulting with Angelina, (it did no good to consult with George, all he did was grin and wipe proud tears from his eyes), it had been determined that Fred would be giving up his next 5 Saturdays to help Charlie. They all hoped that shoveling a bit of dung and collecting mucus would pound home a better sense of respect for the creatures.
"Neville what can you tell me about Parkinson?"
"Well some things I cant reveal, but I can tell you she's had a hard life since leaving school. Her family picked the wrong side in the war and lost everything afterward. She's had to work hard just to make ends meet."
"Can you tell me why she appears to hate we Weasleys and Potters so much?"
"You mean other than Fred and James make her life hell?" Neville smiled. "I've never discussed it with her but could it be because you all have done so well after the war?" "I had better be getting home to Hannah and the kids. You can stay if you like and finish your drink. Just be sure to turn the lights off when you leave." Neville opened the portrait of Dumbledore and stepped in to his own parlor on diagon alley.
No matter how many times Charlie had seen him do it, it still amazed him at how resourceful the headmaster was. The link he had established allowed him to work his dream job and still live at home.
Charlie liked puzzles, he resolved to find out why Ms. P. hated him so.
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Dear Mum,
It is so totally not fair that you took Uncle Charlie's side! Do you know how bad that dung smells? Fred
Dear Victoire and Teddy,
You will not believe what Fred did! He tried to steal a fire crab from Uncle Charlie's compound. I had to take him to healer Cho! Can you believe we share the same genes?
Dominique
Dear Mum and Dad,
You HAVE got to talk to Uncle Charlie and Uncle Neville! I CAN NOT spend the next 5 Saturdays without my best mate!
James
Dearest Mother and Father,
My moronic cousin has done it again. He landed in the hospital wing after trying to steal a fire crab. Father are you sure your not adopted?
Your loving daughter, Molly
Dad,
Thanks for the cloak! James is on a tear now that he can't spend Saturdays with Fred. Louis, Scorpius and I have been using it to get away from him.
Al
Dear Mummy and Daddy,
I do not know what Molly has stuck in her arse! She has been in a foul mood since Fred went and got burned. She acts like what he and James does makes us look bad! Give me a break! We are not even in the same house! Will you talk to her before I stuff her mouth full of Uncle George's no talk tart?
Lucy
Mammon and Papa,
I really like Uncle Charlie's classes. The clabberts are so cute! Can I have one?
Louis
Mother,
I am so embarrassed to be known as the sister of Fred Weasley! He is the biggest pain in the arse EVER to walk the halls of Hogwarts!
Roxanne
Dear Aunt Ginny,
I almost have the BB hex down. Could you work with me over Christmas break? I think it is so cool you'll even let me use it on James!
Rose
Uncle George,
You know I love you right? Please do not take this wrong. But your son is the second biggest pratt I have ever known!
Lilly
Momma,
Could you send me the list of books enclosed? I've run out of reading material. I wish the Professors would give us more homework! I'm really bored!
Hugo
Dear George,
Did you HAVE to name him Fred?
Charlie