Hey my loyal readers! I just wanna thank all of my reviewers, but mostly my beta, ForbiddenKHFan216, and MandaxPanda. You guys are super awesome and you deserve cookies because you two mainly inspire me to write this story and since I mentioned those two balloonies, go check out their pages and their stories. I really love MandaxPanda's stories Fire, Without a Sound, and NO RUNNING NO DIVING!. I think you should check them out. And I love ALL of my beta's KH stories. (I'm just guna call her Biddy because her full username is too long to type out everytime _) Well- I just realized I never put a disclaimer, well, NOW I AM. On with Burning Literature.

Disclaimer: I (unfortunately) do not own any of the characters, (sadly) their weapons, (sadly-er), or their personalities.

There's an awkward silence between Axel and Xemnas. Superior decides to break that deathly silence.

"Now tell me Axel, why in The World That Never Was, do you need 100,000 munny in advance?" Xemnas asked, suprisingly calmly.

"Before I answer that question, am I going to die if I answer it?" Axel asks very paranoidly (If that's even a word )

Xemnas just sits and thinks about it for a minute, causing the lower ranked Nobody to panic.

"No. Just answer the question you damn pyro." The way Xemnas replies makes Axel cringe.

"Well uh, you see," Axel begins shakely, "I was fire so library went into Zexion but Axel wouldn't burn me so Zexion owes books 100,000 munny."

Xemnas just stared at the fire headed one oddly. Axel thought about what he just said and bowed several times for good measure and stated that he MEANT to say,

"I meant to say that I was bored so I went into VI's, (A.N Broke my promise (: )

library and found him. I asked him if he could entertain me but he said no so he started pms'ing and went into his room which left me in the library by myself but I was STILL bored so me being a pyro, I used my power to entertain myself which resulted in burning down Zexy's library. Eh hehe so now I owe the little ba- buddy, 100,000 munny."

It took the Superior a moment to take in all of what VIII just said. When he finally understood he simply said,

"Hell no."

Axel's face momentarily looked like this - 0_0

When his face went back normal, he asked Xemnas why.

Xemnas said, "Well 1, Because you're a dumbass and 2, You need to EARN that advance."

Axel just stared at the Superior for a minute before leaving the room with his little firey head down.

The Hallway That Never Was (A.N I guess you can call it that..)

Bang. Bang. Ba-

"STOP BANGING YOUR FUCKING HEAD AGAINST THE WALL FIRECROTCH!" , Larxene screamed angrily towards Axel. By now, it had been about 30 minutes that he'd been doing that. His forehead was red and bleeding slightly.

"Okay." Axel said as if he was dead.

"Where the hell am I going to get that money?"

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