Me-Dana why were you In my other story!

Dana-Because I wanted to make Tsubasa feel guilty in both stories :|

Natsume-Your a scary pregnant women :|

Tsubasa-I am sorry Dana -roses all around him-

Dana- ~gets weed whacker and cuts down roses-

Mikan-Since their to busy our surrogate mother doesn't own Gakuen Alice!~

East to the Sea

West to the land

Death to the bitch that touches My man.

-Dana Ando

I helped Dana as we walked through Grocery Store Tsubasa following Idly along.

Girls were checking him out and I could tell Dana's current emotional self was getting a bit pissed.

One blonde chick was winking at him, and soon she approached him.

"Hey Barbie?"Dana said leaning against the cart.

The blonde turned around and stared at Dana in annoyance.

"I'm going to curse you,"Dana said smirking.

This wasn't Dana's Alice but I went along with it holding in my smile at the blonde's expression.

"Your not an alice!"The blonde hissed.

(An\people Know about Alices and All Alices have a Special Tattoo that is impossible to forge)

Dana flashed the Black tattoo on her arm and the girls eyes widened in fear and shock.

"East to the sea,

West to the land

Death to the bitch

Who touches my man!"Dana sang with an evil cackle.

The blonde chick ran off screaming she was going to die and I thought how weird my life was...

"Gahh woman your so emotional,"Tsubasa said throwing an arm around Dana.

"Because I'm Fat and some Man-stealer going to move in and Boom I'm going to be alone,"Dana replied actually getting emotional.

I truly hope that if I am ever pregnant I'm never this emotional, before she was pregnant Dana was hyper wasn't as protective but I couldn't really say anything it's not like she could control hormones...

"I can't wait to get this Damn Baby out It'd making me to damn emotional,"Dana muttered and I laughed grabbing her favorite Pickles.

"Shit I was kidding,"Dana hissed clutching her stomach.

"OH MY GOD!"I yelled.

Tsubasa lifted her up baby style and ran out of the grocery store with me following after.

"Wait!,"She demanded when we started driving.

"Stop by MacDonald's,"She said panting.

"No DAMN IT!"Tsubasa Said gunning it.

"Domo we can get a kid meal!"Dana said between contractions.

Tsubasa glared at her through the rear-veiw mirror.

He hit it go ask fast as he could without wrecking.

When we got to the hospital he carried her in and her Doctor immediately met us there.

We sat with Dana Calling Hotaru and All the people who'd want to be there.

"She can Walk around a bit to help the baby come out smoother and sooner,"The Doctor said.

So here we where walking Dana up and down the hallway slowly.

"I jinxed myself,"Dana said shaking her head.

"Hnn At least I feel less emotional,"She said in a thoughtful voice.

"Our baby's on the way,"Tsubasa whispered his face full of shock.

"Yep,"Dana said clutching his arm.

I smiled as our friends familiar faces came into view.

Natsume and Ruka were also there and that surprised me a bit.

"I dragged them along,"Hotaru explained sitting down.

"Okay,"Dana said shrugging.

"Damnit this Kid's as stubborn as bull,"Dana said panting.

" we're going to put you in the birthing room now,"A nurse said smiling.

Dana nodded and we followed them to a private room, and we could see through a large window into the birthing room.

We saw Dana lay down, and the Doctor's cover the lover half of Dana's body.

Pretty soon we could here her yelling.

"DAMNIT TSUBASA WE ARE NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN!"Dana yelled\groaned.

We saw Tsubasa's anxious face as he stroked Dana's hair.

I could see tears flowing out of Dana's face and the look of someone who wanted to help but couldn't from Tsubasa and I squeezed the window frame for hours.

Finally Something the doctor said brought brief joy to Dana's face.

And sweat rolled of Dana's face as she let out one yelp and crying filled the room.

I wiped the tears form my face and I was positive me,Tsubasa and Dana shared the same stupid grin.

We were allowed in the room finally and we Watched Dana and Tsubasa coo over their son.

"Ryuu is just beautiful,"Dana crowed happiness lining her face.

(An\Ryuu means Dragon spirit)

"Ma'am we're going to run some mandatory tests,"A nurse said coming in with one of the crib cart things.

"Tsubasa go with them,"Dana said giving said new father a weak push.

He gave her a kiss on the forehead and followed Ryuu and the nurse out.

"Damn I'm sore as a muthafucker,"Dana muttered.

"Hotaru give me a hug I haven't seen you in like 4 days,"Dana said holding out her arms.

Hotaru gave her a small one sided hug and Dana laughed.

"You know what Ryuu means in Kanji?"

"No,"Ruka replied shrugging.

"Dragon spirit, because the little bastard did not want to leave,"Dana said snickering.

"How much pain killers did they give you?"Natsume asked giving her a strange look.

"Its morphine you dope!~"Dana replied frowning.

"Ahh You and Mikan need to hurry up and get together,"She yelled laughing.

I turned bright red and prepared myself for an awkward silence when Tsubasa and The nurse came back Tsubasa carrying the baby with a smug grin on his face.

"Hello , you and the baby can go home, tomorrow since everything looks good with you and your son's health,"And with that the nurse bowed a~Judo c.

"Hnn I'm tired,"Dana said curling up in the bed.

I smiled sitting down in the chair by the bed.

Me-What a vulgar mouth Dana

Dana-Like I give a damn

Tsubasa and Dana-WE ARE PARENTS!:D

Me-Poor baby...

Dana-~puts me in a sleeper hold~

Me-HELP!X|