The Minor Minecraftian Gods

by Malamute456

You know of Notch, God of Creation. You know of Herobrine, God of destruction. But there are more gods than that! Just like Greek mythology, Minecraftia has some minor gods! Here they are with their stories. Each chapter will end with a poem! My first fanfic so go easy on me!

3. Tobuscus, God of Battle

(Hello once again, audience! When we left off, I was telling you how Rage became a god. And now it's time for Tobuscus. lol Seriously, thank you for all the reviews!)

Toby placed the last eye of ender and the portal opened. Being the n00b he is, he threw an item to test it, only for the item to fall into the lava below. He filled the lava with cobblestone just in case, and jumped threw the portal.

He spawned on an obsidian platform underground. It took him a while to figure out that he needed to dig up to escape. Meanwhile the Enderdragon attacked him. 3 times.

"YOU SUCK!" Toby yelled at the dragon. "You suck and you're going to get a piece of my mind!" He somehow figured out that he needed to destroy the healing crystals. He also looked at several endermen. Then he failed at shooting the crystals, wasting several arrows.

After seemingly eternity, Toby somehow slew the dragon and, even more surprising, collected the egg. He jumped through the portal and returned home. To this day, nobody knows how he did it.

"Of all the people in Minecraftia, you defeated the Enderdragon?!" Notch said to Toby when he appeared back at the stronghold.

"Oh my Notch! You're Notch! I'M TALKING TO NOTCH!" Toby exclaimed.

Notch sighed. "Yes, Toby. Well, at the beginning of time I promised immortality to whoever defeated the Enderdragon, so that means-"

"I GET TO BE A GOD?!" Toby interrupted.

"Unfortunately for the rest of us, yes." "At least he can't choose his name or domain. That would be worse than Herobrine with the explosives+ mod…" thought Notch. "Toby Turner, Player of Games, you are now and will forever be Tobuscus, God of Battle. You also get a very special sword. It has 3 diamonds instead of 2." Notch offered Tobuscus the diamond sword.

Tobuscus took the sword, a goofy grin wide across his face, and yelled as loud as he could, "YES! I AM THE LORD OF DIAMOND SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDSSSSSSSSS!"

Notch help us all... Er… I mean… Uh…

The Enderdragon he did kill,

The one we thought had zero skill.

Darkness, redness, and then white,

All hail the god of the fight.

Do not worry! We aren't done!

This next part will be very fun.

"Do you think he will ever learn?"

Shut up, Wade, it's not your turn!