Naruto Chatroom
Disclaimer- Zetsu is a Mario plant.
Me: We have a new guest character, Shukoru!
Shukoru: Hey! Shukoru here, my screen name's gonna be ryuu101
Me: Perfect, now I have another ally! Mwahaha!
ryuu101 has signed in
superkittykunoichi has signed in
kyuubikid19 has signed in
superkittykunoichi: so, you guys know what to do, right?
ryuu101: yup -pulls out AK-47-
kyuubikid19: check -pulls out chains-
superkittykunoichi: good. now let's wait for our prey. -pulls out 7-foot chainsaw-
YOSH has signed in
YOSH: Hello youthful friends! What are the potentially deadly things you have there?
kyuubikid19: uhhh...thimbles?
superkittykunoichi: and...yarn?
YOSH: Very well. And who is the youthful ryu101?
ryuu101: My name's Shukoru and I won the randomness contest last chapter.
superkittykunoichi: yeah, I've never met someone so eerily similar to me, in attitude, anyway.
1weaponskunoichi1 has signed in
byakuganmaster has signed in
kyuubikid19: Hey guys!
YOSH: Hello youthful teammates!
1weaponskunoichi1: Hey Lee, Naruto!
byakuganmaster: -nods in greeting-
ryuu101: what's with the 'no words', Neji?
byakuganmaster: -gives a 'this fic is so weird that I won't say anything so that the authoress wont use it against me' look-
ryuu101: o.0 okkk...
superkittykunoichi: hmpf, meanie.
1weaponskunoichi1: Eheheh, he's a little traumatized after the last chapter.
kyuubikid19: yeah, I'll never see random abandoned buildings the same way after that.
ryuu101: anywho, getting to serious buisness, when's the eagle gonna land, Kaede?
superkittykunoichi: say wha?
ryuu101: haven't you ever seen those stereotyped spy movies?
superkittykunoichi: well...
ryuu101: never mind, when's he going to the empty and obviously dangerous dark alley for his "surprise"?
superkittykunoichi: I told him to log in first.
kyuubikid19: I think that should be in 3...2...1...
emosharnigan has signed in
superkittykunoichi: you scare me sometimes Naruto.
emosharnigan: so, Kaede, Naruto, Lee, Neji, Tenten, and Strange girl I've never seen before.
ryuu101: Shukoru for ya, avenger-boi
emosharingan: great, another hater.
1weaponskunoichi1: -sweatdrops- let's be friends, please?
superkittykunoichi: let me think about it...no
ryuu101: well, Sasuke-san, are you asisting to the alley anytime soon?
emosharingan: well, yeah. I sort of like surprises.
kyuubikid19: oh, you'll like it, all right...-foxy grin-
emosharingan: well, I'd better go.
emosharingan has signed out
superkittykunoichi: Shukoru-chan, Naruto-kun, let's put the plan in action!
ryuu101: hai!
kyuubikid19: yosh!
superkittykunoichi has signed out
ryuu101 has signed out
kyuubikid19 has signed out
YOSH: What was that all about?
1weaponskunoichi1: beats me
byakuganmaster: -shrugs-
Meanwhile, in an empty and obviously dangerous dark alley...
Sasuke walked into the alley fully confident that he would find a pleasant surprise, something like a basket of pocky or something, but as he got deeper into the dark alley, seeing nothing, he thought 'Something's wrong'(A/N: No shit, Sherlock)
All of the sudden, shootings of an AK-47 were heard coming closer to him, and he ran deeper into the alley, not knowing what else to do (Shukoru: Whoo! That's me!).
As he got to a dead end, the shootings stopped, replaced with a cry of "BANZAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" accompanied by hundreds of Naruto shadow clones came from out of the blue carrying heavy chains with them. Sasuke had no time to react, and got tied up in the chains and thrown against the wall.
As Naruto called off the clones, out of the smoke came Shukoru and Kaede, the latter holding a 7-foot chainsaw. Sasuke gulped at the sight of the chainsaw and thought, 'This is it.'
"Well, well, Sasuke-san. It seems you're very proud of that duck-ass hair of yours.", started the neko hanyou as she started the chainsaw. "Yeah, maybe we can 'fix' it.", added the guest star with a smirk. Sasuke's eyes started to widen while he thought, 'Oh, holy mother of...!', but didn't have time to finish the thought as Kaede brought down the chainsaw on the very tip of his hair, cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West. "My turn's next", said Naruto, as Kaede cut off one of Sasuke's bangs.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH-hack-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-cough-HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-falls over-
Shukoru:-sweatdrops- Man, getting to Sasuke like that was gratifying, but it must've woken up Kaede's inner wicked with of the west.
Naruto: Ya. I'd better say it for her. R&R! And the randomness contest is still on!