Author's Note: more fluff. (headdesk)
Caress
(More random KakuHidan, for some strange reason.)
The others wonder why someone as attractive as Hidan would want a man as old and as odd-looking as Kakuzu. They think maybe it's boredom, or maybe Hidan's strange god has some rule against prostitutes. Maybe anyone Hidan is interested in has to be as twisted on the outside as he is on the inside.
Hidan could tell them that threads with the strength to rip men apart can be surprisingly gentle as they slide over his skin. But he never bothers.