Yo! Long time no see! Sorry if I haven't updated this story in a while. Haven't gotten around to it. Lol. Any who… Here is your chapter! I have no clue what it will be called! Sorry if the grammar isn't right… It's hard to keep up correct grammar with this story… Nah! I'm just kidding! It would actually be easy if I actually tried! I'm just too lazy to go back and reread the entire thing to see where my grammar went astray. Well, on with the chapter!

"Yo peepers!" said a fiery ginger she-cat with forest green eyes that appeared to shimmer gray in the shadows. "Long time no see yall"

"Magma, why are you talking like that?" asked a blue-gray tabby tom with gray-silver eyes as he walked on stage. "And why are you calling all the cats 'peepers'?"

"Don't question my tactics!" Magma wailed before running around in circles around the blue-gray tom. "Hey Moonstripe! Notice how my eyes seem to shimmer gray in the shadows? Huh, huh, huh?" she said excitedly.

Moonstripe rolled his eyes. "Yes, Magmabreeze. I have noticed. They appear green in the light and gray in the shadows."

Magmabreeze jumped up and squealed with joy. "Yay! Then they really DO change colors!"

A fiery ginger she-cat identical to Magmabreeze except with orange eyes walked on stage. "Didn't I already tell you that when you were a kit?"

Magmabreeze shuffled her paws. "Um… Not that I know of, Flamewillow…" she said before dashing off the stage to leave all the cats blinking at the spot she once stood.

"Okay then…" Moonstripe said before turning around. Hey jumped ten feet into the air when he saw Magmabreeze standing directly behind him, her eyes wide and her ears erect.

"Moonstripe…" she whispered.

"Y-y-yeah?" he replied back.

"I… I have this strange feeling that someone is waiting fir me once I go back off the stage." She whispered again.

Moonstripe waved a forepaw dismissively. "It's most likely some random fan that wants your autograph."

Magmabreeze's eyes glazed over with fear. "No. I feel their presence. They don't want that. I think it might be my father…"

Moonstripe cuffed. "Well then go meet him."

Magmabreeze glared at him. "DO you even remember half the stuff he did to me as a kit? She asked him.

Moonstripe shakes his head.

Magmabreeze growled. She walked off stage.

As soon as her tail disappeared behind the curtains the lights shut off.

Every cat in the crowd went silent as they heard a hiss before the lights came back on again. They looked over at Spiderpond, the cat in control of that sort of things. She was wrapped in duct tape, suspended from the ceiling and struggling. She went limp as she realized there was no point.

A voice sounded over the speakers. "So, Moonstripe. It seems that I have won this round." The voice said.

Moonstripe's pelt bristled. "Tigerstar! You give my mate back this instant!" he roared.

"No. Come to the Dark Forest tomorrow night and you can have her back."

"Tigerstar, if you lay one claw on her before I get there I'm gonna-"

"Relax, Moonstripe. So are you coming or not?"

Moonstripe growled. "Fine. I'll come"

"Good." Tigerstar sighed. "And bring Firestar. He knows the way."

"You better not hurt her." Moonstripe growled in response, but the voice was gone.

Spiderpond appeared out of the corner of the stage. Everyone's eyes filled with wonder at how she got out of the duct tape alone. "Don't let Tigerstar steal your mate!" she said. "So long! Until next time on FACEPALM!"