23 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Classic TV special, and the 2004 Movie

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DON'T WORK IN OUTER SPACE! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I'M NEVER BUYING FROM YOU AGAIN!

*Angrily hangs up the phone, looks at Phantom*

Me: *Giggles* Well, now that we've settled the third place the lights don't work, it's time for today's activity

Erik: Oh Dear

Me: Ok. Well we'll start with the tv shows, then watch your movie

Erik: How about we don't, but say we did?

Me: Who taught you that logic?

Erik: I was watching tv while you were at school...

Me: What were you watching

Erik: Nothing

Me: I'm sure. Ok, well first we're going to watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, because it's like a happy christmas version of you

Erik: If anyone looks like a red nosed reindeer it's you

Me: Don't make fun of my sickness!

Erik: Well how is it like me then? Do tell

Me: It's about a reindeer who's born with a messed up nose so the other reindeers won't let him play any reindeer games

Erik: I have never wanted to play reindeer games

Me: Think of it on higher standers. Reindeer games being like, society.

Erik: I suppose I see now

Me: Ok let's watch

*We watch Rudolph*

Me: Well did you like it?

Erik: ...

Me: What's the matter. Are you crying?

Erik: *Takes a tissue* NO!

Me: Awww it's ok buddy!

Erik: No it's not! How come HE gets a happy ending! *Starts crying*

Me: Maybe we should watch a different one. Here, let's watch Frosty the Snowman

*We watch Frosty 1 and 2*

Erik: I hated the first one, why did we have to watch the second

Me: What? Why did you hate it?

Erik: There's no logic, behind any of these. There's no hat that can make a snowman come to life. Not even a magician hat, I should know because I am a bit of a magician!

Me: Well, to be honest I kind of hate it for the same reason. Plus those kids are just WAY too happy and the snowman is kind of a perv to me. Why was he attached to that little girl?

Erik: How should I know?

Me: No need to get grumpy about it

Erik: What's the next one?

Me: The little drummer boy

Erik: That doesn't sound so bad? It's about a musician?

Me: Well...

*We watch*

Erik: That was terrible!

Me: Yea, I never really liked this one

Erik: How did that sheep come back to life at the end?

Me: *Rolls eyes* It was god!

Erik: God?

Me: Yea, do we need to watch again? Were you even paying attention?

Erik: Yes...

Me: What are you holding

Erik: What's the next one?

Me: Oh, it's Charlie Brown Christmas

Erik: Who's Charlie Brown?

Me: Just watch and find out

*We watch*

Erik: That kid was a loser

Me: That's pretty mean

Erik: Just hurry up and play the next one!

Me: Ok OK! It's How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Erik: You can't steal a holiday!

Me: It's a cartoon! Just watch it

*We watch it*

Me: What did you think

Erik: Well, the ending was nice, I suppose

Me: Aww, I think your heart grew just like the grinch's!

Erik: My heart is just fine just play another!

Me: Ok, well I only have one left

Erik: What is it?

Me: A year without a Santa Claus

Erik: Play it

*We watch it*

Me: I have to say the Miser Brothers song is really catchy

Erik: Yes, put in the Phantom movie quickly! The songs were so catchy I need some decent music to drive it out! You got any wine?

Me: You know we have wine, and you can't have any unless I do!

Erik: Fine! We'll both have wine!

*I change the movie while Phantom gets us some wine*

Erik: Here, now turn it on!

Me: Going!

*We get to the part where he's singing 'Music of the Night'. By now I've had two glasses, and he was starting 3*

Me: You *Hiccup* have a pretty voice

Erik: No I don't! It sounds terrible! Are you feeling ok

Me: Have you ever noticed that lights are like, bright?

Erik: I think you should stop drinking this now *Takes my glass*

Me: *Hiccup* Stop who?

*We get to the part where Phantom is crying on the roof. I'm crying against his chest*

Me: And then she's cheated on you! HOW COULD SHE DO THAT *Sobs*

Erik: *Pats my back* It's just a *Sniffle* movie

*And the part of the Swordfight*

Me: YEA! Go Phantom! Kick his Butt!

*We stand up like it's a football game. Phantom gets his sword kicked away by Raoul*

Erik: WHAT? WHAT? FOUL! HE CHEATED!

Me: CHRISTINE YOUR THE WORST REFF EVER!

*And Point of No Return*

Me: I love this song

Erik: Good. I wrote it

Me: Yep

Erik: Are you better now?

Me: Butter wow?

*Final Lair Scene*

Me: *Starts falling asleep on Phantom's lap*

Movie: THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN!

Me: *Sits up straight again* Woah, that was loud

Erik:Yea

*Graveyard scene at the end. I'm bawling once again*

Me: And she left you and she gave you back your ring but then you gave her the ring and the rose back *Sob* On her grave! *Starts crying uncontrollably then passes out

Erik: That's the last time I ever give you wine then watch this movie. Actually, I'll be sure to get rid of this once and for all *Sigh* I hope she's at least a little ok in the head, we have stuff to do tomorrow. She said something about singing!

Haha Phantom, little did you know that the singing I was talking about was Caroling. I wonder if he also realizes it's with instruments too. Haha, well we'll see how things play out. Don't worry, I didn't actually drink two glasses of wine, even though I was tempted. Well, thanks for reading. Please review and stay tuned for tomorrow's Adventure!