Warning: I do not own Naruto or Codename: kids next door.
{...} thinking.
"..." speaking.
(...) side not to explain some things.
Operation p.o.o.l.
"Number 5 thinks this is a bad idea" she said, the team are currently in the tree house hanger waiting for there reluctant new team member.
"I don't like this anymore then you do, but these orders come straight from the moon base " said number one not being any happier then number 5.
"I say we throw him out the moment he arrives!"said number 4.
"We can't because A orders are orders and so we must ,somehow. teach number 16 to be a better operative. And B... He would want that" replied number 1 .
The team just received a message yesterday about what happened on the moon base after the fugitive incident. More specifically with number 16 , in all honesty Nigel saw this coming eventually, but what he didn't see coming was him being put on his team.
As much as he wanted to object there was a big part of him that wants to see how this plays out. Besides what happens to Naruto is up to him now.
"Come on everyone this might be fun!" said number 3 in a cheery tone.
"Famous last words" said number 5.
The hanger doors started to open to a ship coming in for a landing, when it touched the ground the team tensely waited the ship door opens revealing an angry looking number 16 hunter walking out followed by another operative wearing a pilots uniform with the number 92 on his helmet throwing out suit cases.
"Well that's everything, anything els number 16?" kindly ask number 92.
"Yeah get me out of here!" demanded Naruto.
"That's a negative, you are to stay here until further notice" said a amused 92 then looked to number 1 "Well number 1, we leave number 16 in you and your teams capable hands"
"Yes thank you number 92, will that be all?" asked number 1.
"Yes" 92 looks at Naruto with a mocking smile"now you be good number 16, and Maybe will come back"
"You are so gonna get hunted" said Naruto in a threatening voice.
"Whatever you say" said 92. He gave one last look at the sector V team."Good luck HA HA" and with that he gets back on his ship and flys back to H.Q. leaving everyone in awkward silence.
Number 1 was the first to break the ice "Well it's good to have you aboard-"
"Ok look, let's get this over with so I can get out of here. I don't need a team, least of all this one" interrupted Naruto.
"Now hold up! What is wrong with us!?" Shouted number 5.
"Everything was fine Until I met you guys!" Shouted Naruto pointing at them accusingly.
"Hey! Your here because you screwed up!" replied number 4.
"And apparently, most of the members don't like you" said number 2.
"Look I made one little... Ok a big mistake, but this is a bit much" said Naruto shifting his eyes between the sector V members.
Number 1 looks at Naruto intently "Regardless your here, and you are part of this team now, and are to follow my orders Wether you like it or not. And number 274 gave me permission to do with you as I see fit. Like a change of codename" he said.
"a-a change of codename!? what are you talking about!?" said Naruto in an uneasy voice.
"What I mean is, until I say you can have your old rank back, your new codename is number 6" said number 1.
"Number 6! First I lose my rank and now 'YOU take my codename!" said Naruto not believing what he was hearing and really upset about it.
"Well we do have a thing here where everyones name go's from 1 to 5. So it just seems right" said number 2 explaining.
"No way! I'm not-" shouted Naruto
"ENOUGH!" yelled number 1. He rubs his forehead "Look this is happening, so you might as well get used to it. There are no missions today so you best get settled in and get acquainted with the team, now if anyone needs me I'll be in my room" and so he leaves the room through the door marked 1 leaving Naruto with his team.
"So which room am I staying in?" Naruto asked.
"Well good luck with that, because I'm not showing you" said number 4 walking through the door into the hall way
"I would help but I um.. Got lots of work to do" said number 2 walking to his room quickly while sending a unease look to Naruto.
He looked at the last two "You girls busy too?"
"No of course not, come on I'll show you around!" said number 3, running out the room waving her arms to follow her.
"Um ok" said Naruto. He picked his bags and followed her with number 5 walking behind him, She showed him the living room then the control room where they explained to come when called. (the tree house is made of different random parts and things, if you want to know what it looks like, look it up) Naruto looks behind him and notices that number 5 is still following him "I thought you didn't like me" he said.
"no way, number 5s room just happens to be the same direction" she said.
"Oh yeah thats right her room is right down the hall from yours" said number 3. "hey number 6 do you like rainbow monkeys?" Said a excited number 3
Naruto getting irritated at the new codename ...Naruto responds "No not really, I'm not that type, why?"
"Because I love them silly!" said number 3
'great another one' Naruto thought "That's nice number 3" he said in a dull tone.
"If you want you can call me Kuki, Kuki Sanban," said the now named Kuki.
"Ok Kuki" he looks to number 5 "What about you if that's what we doing"he asked her.
"hm! If you must know number 5's name is Abigail, Abigail Lincoln, or just Abby" she introduced.
"Lincoln?" Naruto said in surprise.
"Yes why?" Abby asked.
"nothing,... anyway my name is Naruto but you know that" he said.
"Hi Naruto! Are you Japanese to?" Kuki asked curious about the name.
"..yes I'm part japanese, the rest is classified" said Naruto not wanting them to go to deep into his life.
"That's great!" replied Kuki happy to have someone of her culture on the team.
They walk for a few more minutes, they pass a door marked 5 and Naruto assumed that was Abby's room, then they come up to a door marked 6 "This is your room" said Kuki happy to help. They walk inside and to say the least Naruto was impressed with the size and thought of the work he could do in here. The room had the standard equipment a bed, computers, tables, spar parts and other useful items.
"You can make the changes to what ever you want" said Kuki.
"Yes I can work with this, um... Thank you number 3" said Naruto. "but why are you helping me? I haven't been the nicest boy" he asked actually curious because of all he's said and done.
"Yep you where really grumpy. But that was then and now that your on our team you should feel welcome" said Kuki. "well see ya" so she left leaving number 5 and 6 alone.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at that she just wants him to feel welcome on the team, something he hasn't felt in a while. "And what about you?" he asked looking at Abby.
"I don't now. But right now Number 5 don't like you, but will see" she said still glaring at him
Honestly he could understand that. "Well don't get to comfortable, I don't plan on staying here long".
"Ok now what is wrong with being on a team!?" asked Abby.
"Look relying on a team has never gone well for me" Naruto said feeling uncomfortable.
"Why? What could have happened?, Number 5s sure it wasn't so-"Abby tried to say
"Because last time I was with a team they went on a mission and never came back!" Interrupted Naruto "could you pleas leave, I would like to unpacked and get settled".replied a now unease Naruto
She looks at him with wide eyes but regained her composer"Fine suit your self" she walks out of the room.
Naruto unpacked his things and got to work on his projects he might as well he's got the time and space for it. He thinks about what they said, and honestly he doesn't know what to think, at first he thought this was a waste of time but one of them is actually trying, so the least he could do is give this a chance.
But just as he was working a big number 6 flashed on his wall signaling for him to come to the control room. That meant there was a mission so he dropped what he was doing and rushed there as fast as he could. By the time he arrived the team was already there waiting for number 1, so he sat down with them on the circular meeting area. He didn't have to wait long because number 1 came out of the Floor on a podium.
"Greetings fellow kids next door, today's mission is an important one for us" Number 1 said turning on the holographic projection of earth.
""Now as you can see, one of our satellites has intercepted a phone call from the nabber hood swim club"he said
"Ooh !" the team replied seeing an image of the pool.
"So what did they say?" asked Naruto.
"It seams our enemies "the grownups" have extended there adult swim, so kids have exactly no swim time of there own. And we all now how boring a bunch of grownups are in a pool". Said number 1 crossing his arms.
""Yeah number one they never splash around or do canon balls" said number 2.
"and they never scream real ,loud!" Screamed number 3 jumping.
Or dunk each other under the water" said number 4 as he pushed number 3 back into her seat
"Even my rubber Gama can do more then them" said number 6 pointing at the screen.
"Your what?" they asked.
"Um nothing" he said.
"Um precisely so if where going to put a stop to this adult swim thing where going to need a plan, and I have just..." but he was cut of by a whistle from number 5.
"Number 5 has a plan, why don't we just jump in the pool? Who's goina stop us?" she said in a cool tone.
"Let's do it" said number 4 cheering with everyone. So they left to change for the pool.
Naruto thinks for a moment "why not, this might be fun" he said in a none caring tone walking of to change
"... Guys wait for me.." said number 1 running after them.
... on the bus ship...
"Good afternoon passengers, this is your captan number 2 speaking, at this time we would like to request that you !hang on to your underwear! Woooooo!" he said activating the escape pods, they fly out the ship and land just out side the swim club, they jump out of the pods doing a pose in there swim suits.
Naruto was wearing an orange trunks. With no shirt.
"Lets get in that pool!" number 1 said pointing at the pool. The team but Naruto cheered and ran to the pool, Naruto thought that this was to easy but he shrugs it of, I mean come on it's a pool, what could they do to stop them?.
They were almost there until a metal fence jumped from the ground, the team tried to stop running but hit the fence reviling that it's electrified so it put a feu volts in them blasting them back.
Then they take notice of a flying lifeguard bench landing behind them "Our sincerest apologies kids next door, but it is currently adult swim" said the first man in a swim suit with big bushy hair and horns that made him look like a buffalo.
"But if you'd like to go swimming, your more then welcome to the kiddy pool" said the bold man siting next to him he looked like a walrus.
"yeah kiddy pool!"The team cheer and ran of except number 1 and 6 "Kiddy pool?" said number one.
"kiddy- pool" they said looking intently at them.
"um number 1, I think we should go there, like, now" said Naruto, they where not armed so they needed to avoid them.
"Oh um kiddy pool yay let's go number 6" said number one nervously running of with Naruto behind.
...at the kiddy pool...
" Marco!"
"move over!"
"Ouch Who did that"
"Polo!"
The team are currently in the kiddy pool but unfortunately it's very small and it doesn't help that they have to share it with other kids making it a very tight squeeze, everyone was making the most of it all but Nigel and Naruto. Naruto could not believe this, he's been on this team for barley a day and already this was failing at record time.
"Number 1 please tell me this doesn't happen on every mission?. I mean come on! I may not be number 16 hunter anymore, but I still would never accepted being brought down this low!, And even you guys have better standards then this!" Naruto said trying to do his part on the mission.
"Knock it off Number 6 is right, why are we in the kiddy pool?" asked number 1 .
"Because the waters nice and warm" said number 3 making everyone look at the water awkwardly.
"Why don't we give those life guards a good whooping number 1" said number 4.
"Because we will be defeated"said number 6.
"That's why I have a better idea, kids next door! Battle stations!" shouted number 1.
"5"
"4"
"3"
"2"
""1!"
Number one pushes a button on his watch sending a signal to the k.n.d. Satellite and a minuet later a giant wooden 2x4 contraption came down outside the pool this was the kids next door kid-a-pult. The team then found them selves on top of it.
"Kids next door! Attack!" ordered number 1 making everyone jump in to the machine.
They were inside getting ready"Preparing to target" said number 1 looking through a scope.
"Almost there" he sees mr wink and mr fib"target locked Fire ! number 6" he said.
"Ok..wait what! Why me!" Naruto demanded.
"new member privilege" said a grinning amused number 4.
"No way! I'm not getting on that thing!" Naruto said.
"Why? Is the great hunter scared?" said number 5 in a provoking manner.
He knew what she was doing... And it was working. "outta the way!"
...on the kid-a-pult...
"Ok let's do this!" said Naruto getting ready.
number 1 starts "Getting ready to fire in ,3,2,..."
"Wait! I'm having second thoughts!" shouted Naruto but was to late as they fired him.
"fire!"
"OH! CRUUuuuuu..."
...At the pool...
"Do you hear that mr wink?"
"hear what mr fib?"
"It sounds like..."
"uuuuuUUUD" they where hit from behind by Naruto and they landed in the pool.
"An inconvenient situation mr fib" "most annoying mr wink" they said as they sank in to the pool.
Naruto jumps out from under the water" I'M ALIVE! ...um I mean ok come on in, the waters fine!" he calls. The other kids cheer and run in to the pool.
"Adult swim is over!" said number one leaving the kid-a-pult with the team to the pool.
"ya come on over you guys! I got something for ya!" said Naruto getting out of the water shaking his fist. But what they don't see is the pool started to bubble and out of the water was something enormous They team look up in shock. Naruto sees the looks on there faces "What are you looking at?" he asked. He then notices the giant shadow looming over them so he looks behind him to see a giant wooden machine made from the life guard char and shares the same expiration as the rest"Oh. T-thats going to be a problem" he said in a shaky voice.
"You know, Maybe we should get back to the kid-a-pult" said a scared number 1 but was to late as it was destroyed by it's laser. The machine then continues to fire it's laser at the kids chasing them away while the team was hiding behind some plants.
Number 1 gets himself together "Ok I have a plan..." he said.
"Oh like your last one went so great" said number 6 in sarcasm.
"Quiet, this one will work. Now the plan, first number 3 will... Hey where's is number 3?" asked number 1 looking for her.
"At the snack bar" answered number 4.
"Number 5 ordered nachos" she said snapping her fingers.
"Wow not even started and the plan already falls apart" said number 6 in a dull tone"Hey wait snack bar? why didn't anyone ask me?"he asked sadly, come on he was hungry.
"Are you guys crazy! You can't eat now!" said number 1 waving his arms. The cover was blown as the plants they where hiding behind were incinerated by the laser. The team look to see mr wink and mr fib machine looking over them.
"I'm afraid you kids next door won't be swimming today" said mr wink.
"Or ever again" said mr fib. they start to charge their laser to finish them off The team get ready for the impact.
They were about to fire until "Snack time!" yelled number 3 holding the snacks.
"snack time!?" said mr wink and fib, stoping there laser, they lower there machine and jump out.
"You guys ordered the ice cream right?" said number 3.
"Gee thanks" "Oh boy" they said enjoying there ice cream.
excuse me! We don't give ice cream cones to the enemy!" said number 1 to 3."H-hey what did you get me anyway?" he asked her.
"Nothing! Ha ha ha!" number 3 said.
"nothing?" said number 1 surrounded by everyone eating except Naruto who was a bit upset at being left out. He felt someone tapping his shoulder, he turned his head to see number 3 giving him a rocket pop"For me? Really?" he said really surprised taking it in his hands.
"Ya number 5 asked me to get you one" said number 3 eating her popcorn.
He looks to number 5 in surprise "Don't get the wrong idea, number 5 still don't like you" she said looking away from him.
He smiles "Sure back at you" he said enjoying his rocket pop. He sees number 1 in the adults char.
Aha! With your super char the kids next door will rule the pool and swim all we want. But first I'm going to get rid of you life guards" number 1 said pushing the buttons on the char but press the wrong button and loses control. A big drill comes out from under it and slams down in to the pool leaving a hole draining it. "Number 1 looks at the mess he made "e-hem!" he looks up to see everyone glaring at him.
"Em so who's going to the kiddy pool!?" he said trying to get the heat of him."...anyone?"
""No this is definite your responsibility "team leader" said Naruto with a grin.
"...An hour later at the tree house..."
"Man what a day" said Naruto walking to his room to rest from a long day mission. If he had to be honest he actually found it quite enjoyable, except for the part where they had to run from the angry kids but that's history. He's in the hallway to his room when he sees number five walking out of hers they stared at each other"Naruto" she said "Abby" he said back. They walk past each other but Naruto stops for a second "Thank you. For the ice cream I mean" he said. Abby tilt her head to him "Don't mention it" and they kept walking on.
"Naruto finally reaches his room but is called half way thro the door "Number 6" said a British voice. Naruto turns around to see Nigel standing in front of him" yes number 1?"
"I trust you are doing well for your first day on the team?" said Nigel.
"It was ok I guess" said Naruto.
"You know if your still against this we can have you try somewhere else" said Nigel wanting to see his response.
Naruto thinks on that for a moment. Somewhere different do's he really want that? He looks a the British boy "actually Nigel after today's events, I'm thinking of giving this more of a try" he said.
Nigels eyes widen at that, he's honestly surprised by this "very well then I will report this to HQ then" he said leaving Naruto to rest "Ya you do that" he said with a smile "You do that" he said closing the door marked number 6.
Ok that's done so yeah there will be more to come. And I would like to give thanks to the beta reader for helping with any mastics. I was using this chapter as one where he gets to know the team. if you are confused about the names I was thinking of using there real names when not on missions, and there code names on missions. And as for Naruto new code name I thought it made sense, so until next time. Yutch out.