So the oddness continues, in a different format... I just kinda thought I'd disturb you all with this. Yeah, I have no legitimate explaination for what follows... the formating didn't stick too well in the final bit, but I think you can all get what's going on...
I think this fic proves I should never be allowed near a word processor again. But thanks for all the nice reviews!
"George, I'm so glad you're here!" Casey said, a hopeful smile gracing her lips as she dashed up to the bars. George Huang stood at the entrance to the cell, having just paid the ADA's bail, though why, he still wasn't sure. He was beginning to think he was going as insane as the squad he assisted….
"I can't believe they indicted you!" George said, watching as the guard unlocked the cell. Casey dashed up, wrapping him in a rather tight hug.
"I know, but I pled guilty, they had no choice…" Casey replied absently. George wondered why she sounded so distracted, when he suddenly felt a hand wandering onto his… rear.
He quickly broke the hug. This was uncomfortable as it was.
"Okay, let's go get a coffee, and go over how this happened," he said, heading out the door.
It was a morning like any other, Casey Novak was in her office, engaging in lawyer type activities and occasionally playing Farmville.
Goddamnit her crops were looking fucking awesome.
Bored, she had wondering into Alex Cabot's office, hoping the other Lawyer was up for playing their favourite pastime of late - sneaking into the law courts and filming more Judge Judy parodies for later upload to YouTube. They really needed to get their latest video finished before Judge Donnelley figured out some of her robes were missing. And some of her underwear, but that was a whole different story.
Upon entering Cabot's office, Casey noticed she needed the bathroom.
She left, attended to this need, and returned. Upon her return, she found Alex absent. For a while, she just put Alex's glasses on, spun around on her chair and impersonated her colleague.
This grew tiresome quickly.
She was about to leave when she realized Alex had left her computer on, and unlocked…and on her Facebook…
This was too good an opportunity to pass up…
"I'm sorry, did I hear you right?" George said, "you were indicted for…Frape?"
Casey nodded sadly, toying with the large glass of milk she had ordered, "yup. And I'm guilty Huang, guilty as sin," she added, taking a long swig of the dairy based beverage.
George shook his head in disbelief, "god, things are getting crazier than I thought."
Casey drunk the last of her milk and banging the glass down on the table resolutely.
"Do you want a coffee, or a tea?" George asked.
"Nope," Casey said, "milk for me, it puts hairs on your chest, or so my Mom says."
George looked puzzled, "would you really want hairs on your chest?"
Casey looked down her top mournfully, at her pitifully furless breasts, "I don't know what I want anymore."
George quickly changed the subject, Casey had been lucid up until now and he didn't want to jinx it, "so, what happened next?"
The Peoples Exhibit A
Alex Cabot's wall on Tuesday the 23rd at 3pm
Alex changed her relationship status to Single
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- Olivia Benson WTF Alex?, call me, NOW!
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- Elliot Stabler s**t! I told you Alex, not yet, I haven't told Kathy! Xx
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- Olivia Benson Alex is breaking up with me for YOU!
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- Elliot Stabler :-/ my bad, I thought that was private! Hehe, was just kidding, lol x
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- Olivia Benson Liar! I don't believe you!
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- Elliot Stabler sorry Liv, we were going to tell you, just not like this! :-/
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- Kathy Stabler uh, divorced much?
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- Elliot Stabler FML! :-(
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Alex added Justin Bieber and Nickelback to her Interests
Alex changed her About Me - like - comment
Alex likes Bestiality Rocks!, Being a hussy ;-) and 7 other pages
Alex Cabot would like to admit that she wears adult diapers! Yes, the Ice queen of the District Attorneys office cannot go potty like a big girl!
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(Y) Don 'The Boss' Cragen and 9 other people like this.
- Don 'The Boss' Cragen congrats on coming out of the incontinence closet! I'm so proud of u! Incontinence affects many people, but they r 2 embarrassed to admit it, and so hide in shame! Ur so brave! I'm not hiding anymore either! Incontinent and proud! Those meetings I go 2 rnt AA meetings, they r IA meetings, and I'd love for you to come along, we always welcome new IAers! ! Stay strong bbz! Xx
Alex Cabot is touching herself while thinking about John Munch!
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(Y) John Munch likes this.
- Olivia Benson :-/ I hope ur joking x
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- John 'munchable' Munch just goes to show, I'm irresistible! Don't worry, there's enough to go around ;-) xxx
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- Fin 'Ice-T' Tutuola I think I just lost my lunch
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- John 'munchable' Munch you weren't saying that last night Finny! Xx
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- Fin 'Ice-T' Tutuola STFU!
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Alex Cabot thinks Casey Novak isamuch better lawyer than her! And she has better hair too!
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(Y) Casey Novak likes this.
2nd authors note: I may continue this... when I'm in a disturbing enough mood or am actively drunk. Apologies to anyone who has had their sensibilities offended!