Chapter 3.
The Journey to Far Far Away
"Are we there yet?" asked Donkey.
"No," said Shrek.
"Are we there yet?" asked Donkey.
"Not yet," said Fiona.
"Ok, are we there yet?" asked Donkey.
"No," said Yarnell.
"Are we there yet?" asked Donkey.
"No!" said Shrek starting to get annyoned.
"Are we there yet?" asked Donkey.
"Yes," said Shrek.
"Really?" asked Donkey.
"No!" shouted Shrek.
"Are we there yet?" asked Donkey.
"No!" said Fiona.
"Are we there yet?" asked Donkey.
"No, we were not!" shouted Shrek.
"Are we there yet?" asked Donkey.
"NO!" shouted Shrek & Fiona.
"Wow," said Skyros, "It's taking forever to reach the Kingdom of Far Far."
"It sure is," agreed Yarnell, "And my legs are getting tired."
"This is taking forever, Shrek," said Donkey, "There's no in – flight movie or nothing!"
"The Kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey," said Shrek, "That's where we're going Far, Far . . . "
And then Shrek said softly:
". . . Away!"
"All Right, All Right, I get it," said Donkey, "I'm just so darn bored."
"Well, find a way to entertain yourself," said Shrek.
Donkey sighed, he looked at Yarnell, Skyros and Deerling and then he sighed loudly, suddenly he started making Popping noises.
POP
POP
POP
Shrek sighed in annoyance and said to Donkey:
"Oh! For five minutes . . . Could you not be yourself . . . FOR FIVE MINUTES!"
And he and Fiona both looked out of the windows either on their side and Donkey's muzzle went into the carriage and went:
POP
"ARE WE THERE YET?" yelled Shrek angrily.
"Yes," chuckled Fiona.
"Oh, finally!" said Donkey, Yarnell, Skyros and Deerling.
There came into view was the Kingdom of Far Far.