I do not own Twilight.
BPOV
Hanging out with Emmett in the middle of nowhere is good. He needs a distraction from the backstabbing bitch. Edward, he was ok but he was really just my ticket into their family…I had my sights set much higher than that stuck up loser. Of course there had to be some feeling there, it was mainly the looks. I mean come on you can't blame me. Anyway the plan worked pretty well I reckon. I had to find a way to ruin two relationships while making it look like their fault. I am evil like that but Emmett will be with me instead of that fake blonde…I know hair dye when I see it and when I look at her I see it.
Back to the present…Draco Malfoy, I can't say I'm surprised. Emmett was always different, but I like different. When I said my favorite was Fred Weasley I wasn't lying. I had a few subjects ready to discuss with him if it got awkward but the chit chat just seemed to flow comfortably between the two of us. I am not all mean, I really like Emmett. Ever since Eddie bought me over to the house the first time and he waved at me with that adorable dimpled smile I knew I had to start planning…so I did.
"Emmy, if you had to eat 3 human foods what would they be?" I ask curiously. I have always wanted to know for some sick messed up reason. "Umm, first I would eat Jelly Beans, then I would eat gummy bears and last and definitely least…rainbow Paddle Pops" He finishes grinning. Wow. "Any particular reason?" I ask smiling as well. "Fully, Cos when I spewed it back up again it would come out MULTI-COLOURED!" he yelled excitedly. I giggle at his silliness. When I thought more about it I realized just how disgusting that really was…ewwww.
"Bells, if you had to put your top 3 favorite Volturi members in order who would they be and why?" He asks smiling like he had managed to ask something I couldn't answer, when in actual fact he did quite the opposite. "Easy" I state smugly. He raises one of his eyebrows at me. "Number one would be Alec, simply because he is hot" I say smirking slightly when his eyes widen in surprise. "Two would be Demetri because I absolutely adore that accent" I continue easily. I hardly had to think about this. What do you think I was doing when Edward was talking to me?
"And third would be Jane because Girl Power is awesome and if there is one thing that girl has…its power" I finish smiling triumphantly at him. He looks like I punched him in the gut or something. "Wow" He says with eyes as wide as dinner plates "I see the Volturi in a different light now" I wink at him and he continues. "You're right though…Alec is sooo Hot!" He mocks in a girly tone causing me to crack up. I was laughing so hard I was seriously trying not to pee my pants…ewwww again.
I yawn loudly and Emmett hugs me closer to his chest. "I'm not sleepy Emmy" I say with droopy eyelids…Okay maybe I lied, I am absolutely exhausted. Laughing as hard as I did tends to do that too you. "Sleep Bella, I will see you in the morning Baby" he whispers soothingly and before I know it I'm in lala land. You wanna know how I could tell. I was watching Emmett eat Jelly Beans, Gummy Bears and Rainbow Paddle Pops. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I want to make a rainbow". Yep creepy but weird conversations do that to you. Boy I can't wait too see what tomorrow brings…actually I can't wait to see where I end up waking up.