"Hey, hey... How about our eyes?"

"Eh?" Kano was surprised by Ene's sudden question. "What do you mean, Ene-chan?"

"We all have «red eyes» right?", Kano nodded, "Then my question here is 'are our eyes affected by the switch?" Ene added finally satisfying Kano's inquiry.

"Hmm... Good question, Ene-chan." Kano replied rubbing his chin. "Let's ask Kido after-"

"...Kano..." Kido's shriveled voice rang in the air and interrupted Kano's sentence. Kano stared on his body possessed by Kido whose legs were girlishly crossed. "I... I can't hold it much longer..." she moaned.

"Pfft- Ahahahaha! I thought you'd be cool to use the toilet on your own but I guess I was wrong..." Kano grinned making a perfect Danchou rape face. "Want me to-?"

"NO-! ...I mean- what should I do?!" Kido's face was turning pale from holding it in and tears were welling up on her eyes as well.

"Why so hesitant?" Kano stood up. "It is MY body after all. No harm done!"

After Kano's statement, Kido thought for a bit.

Then, she pulled him towards her. "You mean to say you're going to touch yourself using me?" she whispered.

"What? Oioioi, were you thinking of it THAT way?"

"No! I mean—it's... embarrassing..." she blushed, much to Kano's discomfort of seeing himself being all shy and tsundere.

He sighed, pulled her—or himself to the bathroom.

At first, there was shouting after a brief silent start. Of course, there's the usual Danchou combo hits except it's "Kano" hitting "Kido". "...I'll bet my savings on those two getting married." Ene grinned, rather out of character for Konoha but Seto didn't mind and instead, asked "Ene-chan, you have savings?".

Momo and Seto both stared at Ene with heavy curiosity and impatience for her answer. Ene stuttered and struggled with words but she was saved by the bell when Kano and Kido finished their business inside.

Glub glub glub pshhh-

Creak.

Pshhhhh-

Creak.

"I... Is it over?" Kido asked, still practically shaking after what they just did.

"Yes, it is!" Kano smiled and patted her(himself) on the back. "You did well, Danchou!" he grinned as he guided her out of the bathroom.

Ene smiled at the opportunity to change the subject. "S-so, what happened inside?"

Kido blushed and her stuttered words wouldn't make any sense.

"Did you-" she grinned. "Pencil? Sharpener? Poke the hole with the sword?" Ene asked with a mischievous smirk.

Kido covered her face with her hands. Kano just laughed like he usually did.

Then, the smell of Marry's delicious tea wafted around the room and in an instant, all eyes were on the white puffball emerging from the kitchen. "Umm... I made some tea so please help yourselves..." Marry smiled as she placed a tray with tea cups and a small kettle on it.

"Congrats on not slipping, Marry- ow!" Kido hit Kano (she got used to hitting 'herself' quick enough) before he could say any more dumb things. Marry just pouted at Kano and Seto just comforted her about it.

Everyone helped themselves to Marry's tea. This time, Kido sat beside Momo so Kano wouldn't see her flustered cheeks.

"So guys, about my question-?" Ene smiled, enjoying the sensation of tea again after quite a long time. "What's the plan?"

"What question? What plan?" Kido asked.

"Oh, right. I almost forgot to tell you, Kido. Ene-chan asked if our 'eyes' were affected by the switch."

"Hmm... if there's anyone who could answer that question right now, that would probably be Kisaragi- Err... Amamiya and Konoha." Kido replied coolly.

"How does that answer the question, Danchou?" Momo asked.

"Well, your ability's 'Eye Captivating'. If people notice Amamiya without him intentionally activating the ability, then it means we have switched. If, however, Amamiya can still use his 'Clairvoyance' regardless of his new body, it means our 'eyes' are unaffected." Kido answered with a cool smile at Momo.

"So- What about us? What's OUR plan?" Kano asked, laying back on the sofa and crossing his legs. "We can't just sit here and wait for them."

"I'll try to look up information about this... outside the computer." Ene cringed at the last part. Surprisingly, she's still surprised about being back to the real world.

"For one, I'll keep Marry's interest in boys' love under control especially when she's in my body!" Seto joked at Marry. Marry just smiled but Seto could only hope there was no 'I was actually serious about real life boys' love' meaning behind that smile.

"Ah. I'll take lots of selfies under Kido an-"

"We're sticking together in case one tries anything funny." Kido interrupted Kano, hitting him(herself) in the back hard enough to shut him up.

Suddenly, Kido just paused. "Where's Kisaragi?"

Not until that moment had they noticed that Momo was indeed no longer in the room.

Puruma's Read or Die! :)

Greetings KageBros! One of my proofreaders asked about Shintaro. This is the third chapter yet the anticipated 'Soda-worshipping Gay Titan NEET in boxers' still hasn't shown in the story. I have plans for him *grin*
Anyways, how do you like the story so far? ...personally, I think I overdid Marry's fujoshi. :'
Oh well! See you on Act 3! :)

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