Chapter 3: Punishment
Jim Hawkins was serving a punishment for accidentally causing chaos while on his Solar Surfer a day before. In order for him to pay for the trouble he had caused, Sarah knew exactly what to do.
"Let me just say your not exactly the best person to be stuck with, but your more tolerable then some of the other people in my world in certain aspects." Jim said.
He was stuck to Davy Jones, wedged on his back, in a way that the Pirate Captain would still be able to walk fine and so Jim wouldn't be in any pain.
"Just be quiet. Your killing my vibe. You better be glad your mother wouldn't let me put a hurting on you!" Davy Jones, who was monitoring Phineas, Kopa, Arthur, Rancis, Penny, Kit, Isabel, Eilonwy, Christopher Robin, and Pinocchio as they "practiced" a few days before the day of Halloween, said.
The group was currently at someone's house.
"No, we don't want any candy, sir. We're just rehearsing for Halloween so we won't experience any problems. Halloween can become very hectic during the night hours." Kit said to the man at the front door of the house the trick-or-treaters were at.
Davy Jones kept watch from the sidewalk.
"Don't worry, kiddo. I fully understand why your all doing this. Practice makes perfect! I can always give you kids some homemade popcorn balls, how does that sound?" the man asked.
The trick-or-treaters all nodded their heads with glee. Meanwhile, Jim was suddenly feeling bored. Looking at nothing but houses and people walking by while unable to move your arms or legs could make you bored... and he needed something to keep him going.
"Hey, Davy, do you mind if I sing some Chance the Rapper to pass the time? I have a song in my head that I need to sing out." Jim asked.
Davy Jones was more then quick to say no.
"You don't need to sing it out. Why not hum it instead?" Davy Jones asked.
He was afraid that the man at the front door and those walking by would hear Jim's horrid singing. You'd be hard-pressed to find any failed singer on American Idol that sings worse then the teenager.
"It's just as effective as..." Davy Jones started to say.
"YOU DON'T WANT NO PROBLEM, WANT NO PROBLEM WITH ME, HUH! YOU DON'T WANT NO PROBLEM, WANT NO PROBLEM WITH ME!" Jim started singing loudly.
Everyone, from the kids, to the man at the front door, to those walking by, heard Jim's terrible singing and all thought their eardrums were melting. That's how bad Jim's singing was. Kuzco once had to subject himself to this torture when he had to ride with Jim to the House of Mouse one day about three years before. Jim's singing voice still rang in the Incan's ears to the current day.
"My goodness! What is that horrid sound? It sounds like my mother-in-law when she's crying! I don't think I can take this anymore! Sorry, kids!" the man said, grimacing.
Unable to take Jim's singing anymore, the man rushed back inside his house, closed the door, locked it shut, and shut the curtains. Baba O'Reily by The Who was then blasted from inside the man's home, in an attempt to drown out Jim's singing.
"Nice going, Davy! We could have gotten some popcorn balls if not for you!" Pinocchio said.
Davy Jones threw up his arms in the air. Jim continued to sing, and it practically scared everyone on the block away. He momentarily stopped singing.
"Yeah, Davy. Way to be a jerk to your own friends!" Jim said.
He resumed his singing. This was going to be a long, awful day for the pirate Disney Villain.