Watching the movie (Adopted)(SPOOF DANK)

by A fanfiction reviewer

So here it is. The Watching the movie spoof (Adopted) This story is gonna cover the WHOLE movie. If you are thinking of reading this, and haven't read my first spoof story, read that, or you'll be more lost than (Insert sexual joke that I'm not allowed to make in my summary due to terms and services)

3. Update

It's Friday my dudes.

So, unfortunately, there will not be another chapter for two weeks, at least. You see, I'm going to summer camp, and I'll be spending two weeks there, overnight, weekends included. While I will be bringing my phone to play Pokemon Go (How else will I defend my virginity), I'll be leaving my laptop behind.

Now addressing my guest reviewer, Uncle Joe, on my opinion of MODenials "Watching the movie" story.

My response is that I can't find this MODenial author to save my man tits, let alone find his story. There is an assload of watching the movie stories, especially in the HTTYD category. And I'm sure you could understand me not wanting to dig through HTTYD fanfiction at midnight.

But I can tell you that I probably wouldn't like it, since there is only so much you can do to be original. Don't get me wrong, I'm no hipster that sucks on flavorless popsicles; I used to actually enjoy the WTM fanfics. That's why I have such a close connection with this story.

A little bit of backstory: Imagine me, young Fanfiction Reviewer, waiting at the bus stop for the school bus, on a cold, January day. It was so cold that crust would develop in your ass.

Anyway, to pass the time, I'd read fanfiction. And the #1 thing I'd read: Watching the movie stories. I couldn't get enough of them.

However, as time went on, I started to find that a lot of these WTM stories started off the same exact way, and those that actually finished, and didn't discontinue as if the author was kidnapped by the Illuminati, ended the same way.

So I did what any sensible person would do. I stopped reading them. A year later, I'm sitting in the cafeteria, eating a salad like a fucking leaf-eating rabbit, and I check Fanfiction. And people are still uploading watching the movie fanfics! And they are all still the same!

"Uh, hey guys, Xx_insertGenericUsername_xX here, this is my first story. It's a watching the movie story. I think it's pretty unique. Rated K+ because I'm paranoid, plz no flames"

That's where this "Watching the movie spoof" series began for me.

Anyways, I'll be back. If you want to read some more parody fanfics making fun of generic stories while you're waiting for me, you should check out ck1st. He's made a ton of stories, I've only read about two, but those two stories I've read are parodies of Fanfiction in general. "Mysterious mystery girl" and "Repetition's just like prison" are the stories.

Plus, his Fanfics are a lot less toxic than mine. For now though, I'll leave you with one dirty joke.

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."