Transcript: Slytherin common room , 11:26 pm
Vincent Goyle, the other twin: He's in Hufflepuff!
Catherine: Yeah!
Vince: He cant be in Hufflepuff, he's Malfoy.
Cathy: We gotta fix it
Vince: how?
Cathy: Uh…
Vince: Uh…
Cathy: I got it!
Vince: got what?
Cathy: how to get Malfoy in Slytherin
Vince: Oh, yeah, right! how?
Cathy: Uh… like, You know Rose Weasely?
Vince: yeah?
Cathy: she's in Slytherin
Vince: yeah
Cathy: So they just gotta, switch places!
Vince: Yeah!
Cathy: Yeah!
Vince: Wait
Cathy: What?
Vince: I don't think they can do that.
Cathy: Oh
Vince: uh…
Cathy: uh…
Vince: No, wait, I got it!
Cathy: what?
Vince: they gotta pretend to be each other!
Cathy: yeah!
Vince: yeah!
Cathy: I knew we could do it
(they hi-five and return to their respective dorms)
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Sent via Instant Envelope ™ a production of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, 11:15 pm. (A piece of paper is made with Floo powder embedded in it. Each paper comes with a matching envelope, which it is connected to via floo network. When the piece of paper is burned, it appears back in the envelope it came in.)
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Dear Rose,
What the hell?
Sincerely, James
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Dear James,
We have to talk
sincerely, Rose
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Dear Rose,
I can't talk to you in the morning. I have a reputation to uphold
sincerely, James
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Dear James
So house is more important than family now? Don't think I didn't notice you ignoring Albus.
You can't not talk to me. That's not the message we want to send.
sincerely your cousin Rose
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Dear Rose
I'm talking to you now, aren't I? We sit at different tables anyway. No one will notice if I don't come over to talk to you.
How's your new house? Say hi to the Goyle twins for me.
sincerely, James
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Dear James
Don't delude yourself. Everyone will notice. At least say hi to me, so that people won't think you've cut me off.
Catherine Goyle has been bawling her tiny eyes out over her lost opportunity to kowtow to Malfoy's every whim. She's just gone off to the common room for some reason.
Say hi to the Fat Lady for me
sincerely, Rose
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Dear Rose,
Drop something, I'll pick it up and return it to you. We can talk later.
You aren't even supposed to know about the Fat Lady.
sincerely, James
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Dear James,
I'll drop my lace handkerchief and you can act the gentleman. We can meet in the Library at lunch.
Dad can't keep his mouth shut. I could list every amusing Christmas password the Fat Lady has ever given by heart.
Sincerely, Rose
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Dear Rose,
We'll see about lunch. I do have a reputation to uphold.
this is my last instant envelope, I'll see you at breakfast.
Sincerely, James
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Dear James,
I know that you have an entire five hundred envelope case. But good night anyway.
Sincerely, Rose.