Chapter 1-konoha's unfortunate day
Ok guys so this story takes place after sasuke learns chidori and naruto learns rasengan yeah though it is when naruto, sasuke are small though if it takes place in shippuden it won't be fun and this is my first fic. Desclaimer- Oh yeah and I don't own naruto because if I did own it I guess naruto wouldn't be naruto.
So it is konoha's very special afternoon which is as always so hot and as usual naruto's on his way to ichiraku for his ramen somehow when he hears the word "RAMEN" his mind is out of order and only two people can maintain his brain and get his brain back to the track one is sakura by her great punch and second is ichraku
"so naruto here's your midday (afternoon) Ramen it's mainly because of you that so far I have been able to get a good business. You see my ichiraku nowadays is very empty and only you come here for ramen and don't you get a stomach ace ever by eating ramen? I guess you were born with the talent to eat as much of ramen you ever wanted and you could digest it all?"ichiraku said trying to not make it a long speech
"Ramen Ramen Ramen "naruto blabbered
"Naruto you dimwit didn't you hear what I was talking ? my god why am I doing this to myself afterall he is the great blond come on how many times will I have to repeat this?"said ichiraku
"did you say something?" asked naruto
"leave it naruto you really are more THAN you look" ichiraku said with strains of tiredness in his voice
And so our great blond goes his way back home and follows a normal routine till after somedays he and sasuke are practicing their ninjutsu naruto makes a clone and so does sasuke.
"are you ready you sure about this naruto?"
"yeah this is the only way to improve my rasengan and your chidori"
"very well then let's go!" said sasuke in excitement
BOOOM
A big explosion and the konaha is almost blown into pieces
At the mount hokage
tsunade's face does not have a nose
Minato has half of his face in dust powder
Sarutobi cannot be differentiated from a monkey
Tobirama instead of having one scar on his face. The face is cracked in two pieces one falling on tsunade's office and one at the mount hokage itself
And the pride of konoha , god of the shinobi
Hashirama's face….was not there
"NARUTO"
"SASUKE"
"NARUTO"
"SASUKE"
"NARUTO"
"SASUKE"
"we both are gonna get screwed! From granny tsunade and I can dream what would be that about" said naruto crying a bit
"Yeah you are right for the first time" said sasuke even though he dosen't have emotions at all for the first time he was kind of scared.
"NARUTO!" "YOU IDIOT YOU RUINED MY FACE AND MY UNCLES MY GRANDPAS AS WELL AS MY SENSEI'S AND ALSO OF YOUR …"
"FORGET THE FOURTH BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS " said tsunade adding with a great punch to naruto "and sauke I couldn't believe that YOU DID THIS TOOO NOW YOU'LL PAY"
"YAAAA"
THUM
"Ow that hurt what about you sasuke?" said naruto
"NO it was fun wasan't it naruto should we try again?" said sasuke
"NO it was not fun are you crazy?" said naruto
"YOU FOOL OF COURSE ITS'S NOT FUN IDIOT" said sasuke angrily
AND SO OUR DUO HEROES WENT TO TSUNADE'S OFFICE TO APOLOGISE
"Sorry granny "
"Sorry lady hokage"
SAID NARUTO AND SAUKE TOGETHER
"HELL YEAH" said tsunade
"I guess you guys came on wrong time cause she is annoyed a bit heheheh" said shizune a bit startled
"a bit?" asked sasuke
Booom
THE TABLE BROKE
"Bring In The Next One and bring " said shizune releasing a sigh
"coming in mam" said a worker
"whats going on?" asked naruto
"You see well lady hokage is a bit annoyed today and when she is annoyed she breaks a table and now that has become a routine and so this is 137th table so far and this way we can check the best quality of the table as well and if she stays a bit longer konoha will be out of wood forever I think and maybe we will have to ask for wood from other nations maybe I guess we should bring steel table but since she is LADY HOKAGE she will break it without any problem" said shizune lecturing
"HMM what did u say?" asked naruto
"WHAT'S WONG WITH YOU YOU-YOU WHATEVER WHATYEVER I WILL SAY IS USELESS CAUSE YOU WILL ASK WHAT THAT MEANS" said shizune
"Hey what if we ask captain yamato to make wood for us?" asked naruto with a bulb on his head
"NO use cause we are using him for making the mount hokage again as you had broken it" said shizune with taking naruto's bulb and throwing it in his imaginary dustbin
"ahaaah I always thought we were of the best quality and made use of the best worker to make mount hokage but I see the case is something else…."
"ITS YOUR FAULT YOU I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUT CERTAINLY NOT A HUMAN BEING"
Hmm so I guess that's more than enough for the first chapter I guess my chapter's small though I am trying to make it funny I will update the next chapter's soon since the story is progressing in a slow pace I will try my best in making it a funny one. To be truthful it's not progressing fast so I have decided there won't be any story there will only be a laughter the one which I had in my mind is action but this si humour so enjoy and ya please review and tell me what I lack you can also give me somethings or ideas of yours I will try to cultivate into a funny one.