Asuka puts down the phone after her conversation with Misato, she couldn't believe it: Shinji is in space stuck in a cross-shaped refridegerator. So far the pay-grade is $1000 billion dollars and WILLE's budget is pretty high. She puts on her indoor cloths and eats her dinner, the usual chimichunga's but this time it felt lonely eating with no one else she wished someone would just eat with her.
After she was done eating she-
"Hey reader, wanna see my weapons!?"
But its passed your-never mind.
Asuka walks to the other room and presses a button hidden underneath the neck of a statue dedicated to her. The wall flips sideways and reveals an arsenal of-Oh my God if this fanfic has a shame meter, it would full right now! Look at the size of those things, they'll tear you apart! You pervert!
"Ah-ha, I get a lonely sometimes! And wrong weapons!"
The walls flips again, THIS time with the right arsenal of weapons.
"Yep, these are my guns."
On the top right and left are two shotguns, in the middle four assault rifles, and in the bottom two submachine guns. Another on the table is a minigun and four pistols along with sniper rifles.
"Still proud of them!"
She goes to the computer room and surfs the internet.
"Haha! Funny cat pictures!"
She gets up and goes to the bathroom, she then washes her face. As she lifts her head, the mirror shows that she has the face of her mother who had committed suicide after the unit 02 accident.
"There better be no tragedy behind the comedy thing going one here."
Well I mean that is pretty traumatizing.
"But dude!"
Just ignore it.
"Wait"
She comes back to the mirror.
"More sane than Charlie Sheen!"
She laughs and reflection does the same.
A knock on the door is heard and she goes to see whats going on. The door reveals to be a deliveryman.
"Package from Mr Wilson."
She signs the document.
She shakes the box a little, after she got back from killing those bandits and getting food from Hikari, Asuka later signed up for the deadpool PMC corporation, the worlds strongest private military company in the world. Maybe its because the guy who owns it is like her, she later left to become a full fledged merc.
"Huh."
She opens the box to reveal a satchel. A note is near it.
"You deserve this!-Wade Wilson."
She flips over the satchel and it reads magic satchel. Asuka raises an eyebrow at the label, just to let you know you could put alot of things in that.
"Really?"
Yeah, even giant weapons and other stuff, you don't need a luggage.
"Hmmm..."
Start by packing up for the job.
"Okay!"
Asuka shoves her minigun in the satchel along with her shotguns, pistols, submachine guns, assault rifles and sniper rifles.
"Well time to go to bed!"
She jumps on her bed and falls asleep face first on the pillow then scratches her butt while sleeping.
"Oh Rei, your so naughty that doing to Shinji~"
"I could do better~"
You better not touch yourself while sleeping.
"Asuka? Asuka?"
Asuka wakes up to see Shinji in front of her, she smiles.
"Morning~"
She goes down stairs to see her daughter drawing a picture of her and Shinji.
"Morning Asuka jr!"
The girl lifts her head and smiles at her.
"Morning Mommy!"
Asuka giggles a little and preps some breakfast. After the Ikari family is done eating, Shinji and Asuka go to work.
After doing her work in Uganda, she stops by Shinji's workplace after passing by offices she goes to her husbands office.
"Hey honey~"
Her eyes turn wide to see a silver-haired boy...violating her husband on the desk.
She fires her gun at him but she misses.
"He's mine know! Isn't that right Shinji?"
Her husband nods.
"Stop! Stop this right now!"
The silver haired boy smiles.
"No"
"Ahhhh!"
Another dream?
She nods.
"This better not be foreshadowing..."
Anyway, its morning already.
"Weeeellllll, its go time!"
She gets up from her bed and gets up to get some breakfast. After she was done, she gets her usual cloths and puts them on.
She gets the katana sheaths on her back then puts on her holsters and leaves her room.
Asuka walks outside to her apartment, she'd grown used to her new state which is Chicago.
"Asuka!"
She turns to see an army of paparazzi's in front of her.
"Are you now working alongside WILLE?"
"Whats the pay grade for this?"
"You haven't been going out that much, is there something wrong?"
Asuka facepalms.
"Okay, yes, $1000 billion and no, there's nothing much to do."
She leaves the crowd with more of them still questioning her.
After a long ride on the taxi, she gets to the heli-pad with the a VTOL waiting her.
In the VTOL is a soldier waiting for her and pointing an assault rifle at her.
"Oh come on!"
The soldier glares at her.
"Shut up, you killed my brother during the facility rampage! Now I'm-"
"Okay, I know this ride is going to be long so~"
Can you please stop shooting yourself!?
"Mam, the HVI is dead."
"She may look dead but she has regenerative powers don't be fooled."
The soldier looks back at Asuka's body which her head is regenerating.
"Um, should I bring the body bag?"
"Just drag her in there."
"Hello Asuka!" greeted a derp-eyed Kaji.
"Yes Kaji!?"
"Your the president of the world!"
"YEAH!"
Asuka wakes up in the VTOL with the soldier jumping and pointing his assault rifle at her again.
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Are we there yet?"
"For the last time, no!"
Asuka looks on the window of the VTOL, she's thinking of something.
"Hey I'm thinking a number between 1 and 10."
The soldier readies his gun.
"Okay, if you open your degenerate mouth again, I'll shoot you!"
"Is that a way to talk to a lady?"
The soldier growls.
"Are we-"
The soldier unloads a round at Asuka's head causing blood to splatter and breaking the VTOL window. She turns her head towards him.
"Okay, two could play at this game!"
"This is hawk 5-1, were landing"
The VTOL begins to slowly land on the wunders main heli-pads with the some of the crew guiding the aircraft.
"We also have a problem."
On top of the VTOL, the soldier who treated Asuka harshly is now strapped on to the top, naked wearing only his beret.
Misato sighs. She looks on to see Asuka getting out of the VTOL greeted by Sakura and Hyuga, Asuka exchanges some greetings and small talk and goes to the command center.
"I'm starting to regret hiring her."
"You think?"
She turns to see Maya Ibuki giving a cold stare at Asuka in the distance.
"I know you don't trust hired guns but Asuka is the only way to defeat Nerv along with Shinji. We don't have a choice, those two are our only hope."
Maya grits her teeth.
"I know she is, but I'm not angry at her, I'm angry at you."
Misato wasn't surprised as Maya gave her the cold shoulder.
"So whats the plan?" Asuka asks Misato. The pair are in the open launch bay.
"Were going to retrieve Shinji from the tesseract via using the Eva's. The place is heavily guarded by nemesis units so expect some heavy resistance."
Asuka raises an eyebrow.
"So...Our Eva's can fly now?"
Misato shakes her head.
"Were launching you and Mari there."
Asuka's eyes grow wide. After watching alien movies, she thought about a facehugger impregenating her with its offspring and space is the most unexplored part of the world!
"Um, Misato, what if I refuse the mission and the pay- grade?"
"Well"
A sentinel robot approaches Asuka and looks down at her.
"You know I could kick that things ass right?"
Misato chuckles.
The sentinel opens a book...and the books cover has two hands holding an apple.
"Edward-"
Asuka fell to the floor foaming from her mouth.
"Now, would you sign up?"
"Okay, okay, that shits strong!"