Chapter 3: EQU-357R14
"BEAM ME DOWN SOCKTY." Said everyone that was going to go to EQU-357R14 at the same time because they thought it would be cool but it was actually retarded mainly because alex said it too and nobody likes alex and I think he should just kill himself because he bullies me about liking star trek everyday and I think if he DID watch star trek he would watch the NEW ONES because he is a retard, anyways. So they get down to EQU-357R14 and they are greated by a loud "HELLO from all of the ponies at the same time like they are a bunch of the people in the musical that are singing the song from the musical "Anything Goes" but I was sad because I didn't get the lead part in the musical song. Princess Celestia walked up to the four captains and said "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IN CHARGE HERE?". Captain alex started to speak up but celestia cut him off and said that he looks like a gay retard so that there is no way he could be the leader. "I AM" I shouted at the top of my lungs like someone who is screaming after they got into a car crash and all of their children died (lol). "AND AS CAPTAIN OF THESE IDIOTS, I DEMOTE ALEX TO RANK PRIVATE FOR INSUBORDINATION" Captain Mitchell said at the top of his lungs still like the car crash. "WHAT THE HECK I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING" Replied PRIVATE Alex. All the ponies laughed at him because he was now only a private instead of being a captain like the rest of the people that were going down to EQU357R14. Princess Celestia said "Captain Mitchell im going to need you to come down to my palace, we must need have a discussion to be." Princess Celestia led me to the the castle of equestria where there were a lots of ponies, like apple jack or rainbow dash or pinky pie or flutershy or rarity or twilite sparkle, they were all there having sex like a bunch of rabbits that have sex. Celestia lead me to her throne room like someone that was playing marco polo because they needed to get to the other person by saying marco and then they say polo but that didn't happen because I was just following the celestia. So she leads captain douglass to her throne and she says "sense you are the leader of the starship BBC-1488 I want you to KILL discord because he is a mean retard and the only retard that is a bigger retard than him is Captain Alex because he is retarded and Captain picard because no one likes the new star trek." I replied "KILL DISCORD HOW AM I GOING TO ACHIEVE THAT ACCOMPLISHMENT".