So this is gonna be a real quick chappie, since I'm kinda in the midst of writting a paper for my band director to become Section Leader of the Flutes, wish me luck. *sings along to Numb by Linkin Park while writing*

Baby, you're a drummer? I can make your heart go offbeat

Are you in band? Because I wanna trombone your brasshole

Are you a percussionist? Because you sure know how to bang

Do you know that note, or do I need to give you a fingering?

Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs

Hey baby, I'm a trumpet, come blow me

I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long

Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

I admire your fingering abilities. Maybe later you could try that out on my instrument.

Hey, it's band camp, and I'm a bit thicker than a flute; wanna make some memories?

A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips

All band kids do is blow and bang, and orchestra kids finger the g-strings by the f-holes. But we choir kids can scream like no other. Don't believe me? I'll see you after class.

I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow

I have even more from when my bf and I went back and forth texting (thats where all of these are from). *jams to Meant To Live by Swiitchfoot