I know! I know! It has been a LONG while since I updated.

I am forcing myself to write Yugioh again. I need to complete these stories…

Don't know what else to say…

DISCLAIMER: I own none of them!

"I can't believe it! This is friggin insane!" Kaiba yelled as he ran after Mokubas' kidnapper; a kidnapper who was a hairy gorilla.

Kaiba was only inches away from touching the apes' fur when the animal flew. Yes, that's right. The ape leapt into the air and started to fly, like a retarded superman.

Kaiba grabbed his head out of disbelief. "This is not happening!"

"What are you yelling about Rich boy?" Wheeler asked, walking out from behind a tree.

Kaiba shot a glare. "Nothing! Go away mutt!" The last thing he needed now was some rookie duelist challenging him to a game.

Wheeler laughed. "Whatever, hey, you want to catch a movie sometime?"

Kaiba stared at Joey for the longest time. That was not what he was expecting. "Are you on drugs?" He asked.

"Um, no…"

"Then you are insane."

"Crazy in love!" Joey screamed in a girlish manner.

Kaiba sorely wished he had a gun to shot himself with.

Wheeler looked at his nails casually. "It is time we stop fighting it. I like you. And you like me."

"NO! No I don't! You ARE on drugs!" Kaiba looked around for a baseball bat, a rock, chainsaw, ANYTHING.

Wheeler sniffed. "Come on man! Don't you feel sorry for me? My old man abused me in stuff!"

"But that is not my problem! I couldn't care less!"

"Don't make me go Emo!"

Kaiba winced at the memory of Yugi. "Emo's, why is it always the Emo's?"

"You love me!" Wheeler yelled, just as a group of nuns walked by. Kaiba wished he was dead.

"No. No I don't! Go away!" Kaiba yelled in rage. "And what about Mai?"

Joey shrugged. "Ah, she is kinda going out with my sister."

Kaiba was in stunned silence.

"Then Mai is going out with Yugi, then Honda, then Duke, then…"

"STOP!" Kaiba quickly interrupted. "Is everyone going out with everyone?!"

Joey nodded cheerfully. "Yep!"

"Why?"

"Because it is fun!"

Kaiba has never looked so confused in his life. "What?"

Suddenly Joeys watch went off. "Oh look at that. Excuse me; I have a date with…"

Kaiba ran off, looking VERY stressed. "This isn't happening, this isn't…"

Suddenly a woman who looked EXACTLY like Kaiba with long hair blocked his path. "Stop right there! I am your long lost twin!"

Kaiba buried his face in his hands. "Someone kill me…"

"That can be arranged."

Kaiba spun around to see none other then the mighty Grosaboro himself.

"What the hell?!" Kaiba felt like his head was going to explode with confusion.

"Yes my boy! I am back from the dead!" Grosaboro laughed like a madman.

"But I killed you twice!" Kaiba yelled, nearly scream

Grosaboro laughed louder.

Kaiba became speechless. Hoping for a cheesy monolog of some sort to help fill in some of the answers, he waited for his step father to stop laughing.

Grosaboro keeps laughing. He laughs so hard, his face goes red.

"Not that I care, but you really should…"

Grosaboros' head explodes.

"…Stop." Kaiba coughed and looked around. "That was… interesting."

Then, Kaiba's twin points her finger in the air. "Father has been murdered! I must avenge him!"

Kaiba stared at her oddly. "That's nice. I have to save my brother now."

His 'twin' blinks in confusion. "You brother? Oh, sorry. He was taken. You can't get him back."

"The hell I won't!" Kaiba snapped.

The girl crossed her arms. "Well fine! Just go to the authors homes and kill them. Once you do, order will be restored."

Kaiba would of hugged her, if she wasn't so creepy looking. I mean really; a female version of himself?

But right now, he needed to be on his way. He is coming to YOUR home tonight.