Winslow wasn't even surprised. Despite that, though, he still yelled, "Cassie, we're supposed to be on vacation!"

Cassie looked at him through some 3D glasses. "I don't know about you, my friend, but I'm having a lovely time here!"

"You toppled the government of a city in the sky, Cass."

"The people have spoken. Viva la resistance!" She put a hand on heart and saluted to a burning corpse.

"You pushed the Build Club leader into a giant slime!"

"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."

"He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant slime!"

Suddenly, a foot kicked out… from Cassie's stomach?

"That was a foot," Cassie said, almost casually. "I seemed to have swallowed an entire person!"

"That would be the Founder, Cassie…" Winslow replied.

"Well then, no wonder my petition was taking so long to be looked at!"

"It was horrifying, Cassie! Your mouth unhinged like an enderman!"

"Woah, that sounds pretty awesome to me!"

"Oh, Notch, I can't go anywhere with you, Cass!"

Cassie looked hurt. "That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong."

"I wanna go home, we're leaving, Cassie!" Winslow started walking towards their portal.

"In that case," Cassie said. "I should probably mention that all our luggage is filled with griefer meat."

Winslow stumbled on a block. "Wh-what?!"

"I'm building a Meat Wither! Any meat won't do!"

"You know what? Forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore."

"Oh, that's no fun, mate."

"This has become the normality for you, Cass!"

"Guess I'll have to try harder next time!"

"Please don't…" Winslow grimaced.

"I feel like I've initiated a challenge!"

"Cassie please."

"It's too late now… you!"

"You?"

"I totally don't know your name."

"What? We've known each other for years, Cassie. You even SAID my name in Chapter One!"

"And what an impression you've made. Breaking the fourth wall, a felony!"

"My name is Winslow!"

"What?"

"I said, my name is Winslow Calico!"

"Oh, I thought you were Winslow Tortoiseshell."

"Why would you think that?!"

"Mostly the hoodie, are you sure?"

"I'm sure!"

"Well, if you excuse me, I have some paintings to burn back home…"

Honestly, these types of stories are really easy to type up. So short, so simple, so fun! Yeah! Cya!