Hey hey hey, buckle up 'cause it's the Vaizard Mobile! This story is now rated T for rather more prominent alchohol consumption and Dr. Frank-N-Furter, who I had to have a leetle fun with. I apologize for the amount of time it took to write this, especially because I said I'd have it up soon, but I've been trying to think up ideas for my other stories that actually need to go somewhere… but I finally just gave up and wrote this, which I have plenty of ideas for. So, without further ado, here is the next chapter of the Vaizard Mobile.

-Saskia

The Vaizard Mobile was travelling leisurely through the portal, which seemed even more psychedelic than usual. The drunken German tourists had been shoved out onto the observation deck and locked there because they had all been trying to crowd around the front window trying to see the "pretty colors". Now, Cassie was getting a stern talking-to in the lounge.

"Cassie how could you! This is the worst dimension you could've picked to go to!" yelled Saskia, who wasn't actually as angry as it sounded. "We'll all be gender-bent!"

"Wait, won't we be safe if we stay inside the Vaizard Mobile?" asked Cassie.

"No," replied Saskia with a sigh, "the GB dimension is an invasive dimension. That means that as soon as we get there, it will start seeping into the Vaizard Mobile. The observation deck is the first place that will be affected…" she trailed off and looked at the door to the deck. "Should we leave them there or let them back in?"

"I say we leave them," said Molly.

"I second that." Arya said. "And Saskia," she continued, "Why was this in my closet?" she took out what looked like a jar full of crème puffs.

"No idea." Said Saskia. Everyone shrugged and looked confused. Just then, a smooth female voice came on through the loudspeaker.

"Attention: approaching invasive dimension. Take whatever precautionary measures are necessary." It said. Eragon grabbed the jar of crème puffs from Arya and chucked it at the intercom, yelling "Die fiend, die!" The jar shattered and everyone was showered with bits of crème puff.

"Eragon, calm." Said Saskia, "its not dangerous. Anyways, we're getting near the GB dimension, so anyone who doesn't want people to see them as a member of the opposite gender should-" Just then there was a 'pweew' sound, and the Vaizard Mobile shot out into the Dimension of Gender Bending, jet engines flaring.

"Gosh Cassie, you've got terrible aim, we're thousands of feet off the ground!" said Saskia.

"Hey, I don't know how to drive this thing," replied Cassie. "Hey, where's Shira?"

Shira had dashed into her room after the announcement on the intercom, while everyone else was distracted by Eragon and the crème puffs. She did not want anyone else to see her as a boy, thank you very much.

Saskia jumped into the driver's seat that Otto had vacated at some point, pressed some buttons, and began to steer the Vaizard Mobile towards the ground.

"Okay everyone," she said, "We've got about fifteen seconds before the dimension gets in. The guys in the observation deck, well…" The group in the lounge heard some yelling and German cursing from the deck, which gradually turned to more high pitched yelling and cursing. Saskia gulped. "We haven't got much time." She said. Even as she spoke, her voice got a few octaves deeper, and in a few seconds there was a teenage boy sitting in her place, sporting a large curl afro, a dress, and very girly glasses. Eduna and Neya burst into tears, because they didn't think they looked pretty at all as male elves. Arya and Kurogane dashed off to their rooms and locked the doors, very embarrassed. Yuuko just sat there; too amused at everyone else to realize that she too had turned into a very tall man in a butterfly kimono. Fai stayed the same.

"Hey!" wailed Eduna, "Why didn't he change?"

"Because," said boy Saskia, "He sort of already looks like a woman…"

"He does not!" said boy Phoebe, trying to have an angrily high voice and only succeeding in cracking her now-teenage-boy-voice. "Whoah!" she said, "That was so weird!"

"Heheh, you sound very manly." Said boy Cassie, then; laughed at her teenage boy voice.

"Well," said Phoebe, "you… look very manly in your pants."

"Legolas looks very manly in his pants!" retorted Cassie.

"He doesn't wear pants!" said Phoebe, "he wears leggings!"

As Phoebe and Cassie got into a long argument about the difference between pants and leggings and which one Legolas wears, the Vaizard Mobile landed on the ground with a bump. They landed in a field, and Saskia began to drive through it, preparing for a portal out. Just then, the sound of shattering glass and a series of loud bangs came from the observation deck. The door suddenly flew off, and the drunken German female tourists burst in with a battering ram. They were followed by a very odd looking man wearing a corset, sparkly pink platform shoes, and way too much makeup. He was Asian, and had a pink streak in his hair. Saskia did a facepalm.

"Saskia, you make a wonderful transvestite." Said the man in a very smooth and rather creepily enticing voice.

"Get out." Saskia ordered, glaring at the man and pointing to the door. "And I'm not a boy by choice, it's this stupid dimension."

"Well," said the man, "you should try it more often. You're cute. And anyways, you were supposed to come and pick me up here anyways." He winked flirtatiously.

Saskia thought of a whole lot of rude things to say, but said none of them, because a customer was a customer, even if it was Dr. Frank-N-Furter of Transsexual Transylvania.

"Frank," She said exasperatedly, "I know you're supposed to be here, but you could've used the door. I mean, you didn't need to come crashing in here, or let in these idiot drunkards," she gestured towards the tourists "or SMASH my DOME! And please, PUH-LEASE DO NOT FLIRT WITH ME!" Saskia was screeching now, pushing the limits of her high tenor. Frank tried to look sorry.

"Just please don't tell me that you brought the rest of the gang with…" she trailed off as 'the rest of the gang', meaning Magenta, Riffraff, and Columbia, filed in behind Frank. Saskia sighed in defeat.

"Hey, calm down." Said Frank, "We both know you can fix that dome thing in two seconds dearie." He held up a hand at Saskia's don't-you-DARE-call-me-that look, " and I do not travel alone. I have to bring the party with me!" he ended by throwing out his arms, and the Vaizard Mobile responded with a shower of confetti and streamers from the ceiling. (Frank made even the Vaizard Mobile feel a little flamboyant). Meanwhile, Columbia and Magenta had spotted Yuuko's sake and were helping themselves to it.

"Ooh, you have alchohol," said Frank excitedly as he noticed, "oh, wait, its that weird Chinese stuff." He made a face.

"Japanese you fool." Said Yuuko peevishly. " And there is nothing wrong with this sake, it's perfectly good." Frank considered this for a while and then got himself a glass.

"Ohmygosh!" squealed boy Cassie, who had finally ended her argument with Phoebe about Legolas, "It's Dr. Frank!" She couldn't quite decide whether to be excited or scared, so she settled for jumping up and down, waving her arms, and simultaneously backing away.

"Oh, who might this nice young man be?" said Frank, determined to be boundlessly flirtatious.

"I'm not a man…" Cassie said, and decided on scared and went to hide behind a chair.

"ALRIGHT people." Yelled Saskia. "We're outta here. I'm not staying any longer than I must." She brought up the dimensions log and scrolled down to "Trannsexual Transylvania". She pressed the name with a wince, and the Vaizard Mobile zoomed off into the portal.

Hi people, I hope that you thought that this was funny and not incredibly dry. Please tell me either way and I'll try to improve if it was bad. The amount of diolauge almost killed me, and I might have stuffed way too many bad jokes into one chapter, but what evvs. Hope you enjoyed!

-Saskia