Zoey: Awesome! congratulation's on getting chosen! I'm Zoey drama patroller elite number 2 let me tell you we were exited to hear about your confidence and dedication we couldn't possibly picked someone else. now then lets enter the tower.
as you are entering the tower you are taken to a room where shows hundreds of different monitors and computers. but what catches your eye is the big porta potty you've seen on the show hooked to some wires. as your staring at the porta potty you take a step back as a person comes out.
Owen: hey Zoey I think the time machine is clogged again. my bad (giggles)
Zoey: Owen...gross we told you before the time machine is used for traveling not pooping ewww(notices you) I'm sorry for the that Owen really is a lot to deal with but i guarantee you he was really excited to hear of your choosing.
Owen: yea dude I'm Owen drama patroller 5 ! nice to meet yah (picks you up in a big hug)
Zoey: alright guys lets get down to business imma show you the timelines and what's wrong.
She presses the button on one of the monitors and it shows a distorted time event.
(TDI: episode 4 dodge brawl)
dj is being carried out the court by Geoff and Tyler. leaving only Harold and Owen to face off against each other. Harold see's who he's up against and he gasps. the team mates on team screaming gophers cheers as the killer bass looks completely shocked.
Owen: sorry dude (picks up 4 dodge balls) but you got to go down.
Duncan: goodnight Harold..
Harold poses in a karate stance and motions for Owen to come in and throw the balls at him. Owen glares and runs towards him throwing two balls at once. Harold in a ballet like form dodges both balls and a third one Owen throws at him. Owen then charges up a the forth ball throwing it with intense speed which causes Herold to once again dodge it bending down in a limbo like style. both teams are shocked after seeing this. Owen steps back and sees a fifth ball on the floor covered in a strange purple aura. he picks it up and his eyes turn purple and he gives off a evil grin.
Owen: (chuckles) like I said dude your going down!
Owen throws the ball and it zooms past the both teams and smacks Harold dead in the face. he is then thrown back against the wall leaving crack marks and smoke.
Owen: what a loser (turns to his team) hey gophers guess who won!
Chris: wow that looks painful- I mean AND THE SCREAMING GOPHERS WIN!
(THE TOWER)
Zoey: as you can see this history is all wrong Owen never won the dodge ball game this history event has been altered.
Owen: dude that was so coo-uh.. yeah defiantly change that.
Zoey: you have to go back and change the event you think you can handle it?
YOU: "nods"
Zoey: that's the spirit, now get to it! the rest of the drama patrol elites should be here when you return.
Owen: good luck dude!
(open time travel)
dj is being carried out the court by Geoff and Tyler. leaving only Harold and Owen to face off against each other. Harold see's who he's up against and he gasps. the team mates on team screaming gophers cheers as the killer bass looks completely shocked.
Owen: sorry dude (picks up 4 dodge balls) but you got to go down.
Duncan: goodnight Harold..
Harold poses in a karate stance and motions for Owen to come in and throw the balls at him. Owen glares and runs towards him throwing two balls at once. Harold in a ballet like form dodges both balls and a third one Owen throws at him. Owen then charges up a the forth ball throwing it with intense speed which causes Herold to once again dodge it bending down in a limbo like style. as Owen picks up the purple ball. a weird glow appears and a portal opens and you step out the portal. the two teams gaze at you as you walk out the portal. but before you make your grand entrance you fall out the portal and land on your ass. the Owen and Herold look at you in confusion. you rub your ass for a second then quickly look up and change your pose to a more confident one then pick up a dodge ball.
Owen: I don't care how many of you are there you will looooooooose!
Herold: hey can i have some help?
Chris: hey chef do you remember this contestant?
Chef: "shrugs"
*Zoey*: hello is this thing on?! awesome hey this is Zoey! hey um don't worry about your entrance you got a job to do. you either have to throw the ball and get him out or catch the ball. seem easy enough.
(oc actions)
#nerds#: you pick up the lightest ball and pass it to Herold. (he throws it)
#jock#: you pick up two balls and throw both of them.
#werido#: you kick the ball towards Owen.
#party head#: you throw one ball and duck.
#Nice person# you hand Herold two balls and he throws both.
Owen sees a ball heading towards him and he freezes. suddenly a purple aura burst around him and he quickly dodges the ball he picks up two and throws both of them each ball heading in a different direction. one ball hits you dead in the face and you fall down but the second ball hits Herold in the chest. the impact throws him into the wall. the killer bass team looks up in hope that he catches the ball and to their surprise Herold holds up the ball in the air.
Duncan: he did it!?
Owen: how could this be? WHHHHHHHHHHHHY
Herold: thanks i couldn't have done it without-
when he turns around you are gone as if you have vanished.
Herold: who was that?
you are hiding behind a bush and watch the killer bass celebrate. you grin and reenter the portal with no more worries. but in the distant two strange figures watching your every move smirk at each other.
Alejandro: interesting is it
Scott: more like annoying, mike and dawn can be a pain sometimes with these drama patrollers.
Alejandro: we should inform the others, headmaster would be pleased with us.
Scott: (grunts)
Alejandro: vamonos
(the tower)
you enter the tower and find a bunch of people waiting for you.
Zoey: that was awesome you really pushed it out there.
Gwen: you got some moves out there.
Brick: except for you fall. you may need to work on your form.
Owen: (stuffing your face with marshmallows) yeah man keep killing it WOOOOOO.
Zoey: as you can see we are all drama patrol elites but the guys really in power is-
Mike: Us!
Mike and dawn walk in the room mike wearing a long dark blue jacket with the words super elite written across the back. dawn wearing a white hoodie with the same words written across her back.
Mike: I'm glad you were chosen to help us we really need help. someone has been messing around with the timelines of total drama. the effects could have a terrible change in our future if one thing is altered. that last mission may have seemed easy but don't lose your cool when crap starts to go down.
Zoey: (kisses mike on the cheek) my smart little captain.
Dawn: mike is right you must remember, you are protecting history not changing it. that goes for everybody. I know there are some things we want to change about our past in total drama but that can completely throw off the course of goodness we found within it. and stay on guard there's no telling whos after total dramas history.
( elsewhere at a abandoned wasteland in the ruins of the TDA film set)
Alejandro:(kicking the crap out of a unconscious drama patroller) and he's down for the count, that's the fifth one today...little bitch.
Scott: hey man at least one of the jocks didn't hit you with a chair! asshole!
a couple of people walk from out the shadows. revealing heather, Courtney, Amy, and lightning
heather: well look if it isn't dumb and stupider
Courtney: where have you guys been headmaster is looking all over-Scott what are you doing?
Scott: bleeding sir
Amy: hurry it up before he com-
enters a character we all know too well in the series with a person by his side wearing a mask.
Mal: Scott and Al why am I not surprised, where have you been?
Alejandro: its non of your damn business where I've been.
Lightning: Lightning can tell you where he's been headmaster!
Mal: no need...(glares at Alejandro then starts to approach him)
mal proceeds to walk over to Alejandro as he has his back turned then kicks him in his spin. Alejandro screams in pain then and falls to the ground where Mal proceeds to stomp on it. he then knees down grabs Alejandro by his hair and slams his face on the ground. until Scott stops him.
Scott: Mal Wait!
Mal: Headmaster! (gets up and bitch slaps Scott causing him to fall on the ground)
Scott: sorry headmaster! we were watching the drama patroller liiiike you asked.
Mal: you worthless pile...I ordered you to that yesterday (slaps him again giving Scott a mark on his cheek)
Scott: it wont happen again headmaster!
Mal: i know it wont
mal stands up straight with the girls looking at him in fear. this only makes him smirk as he calmly proceeds to say.
Mal: Amy go check on your sister, if she's still not willing to join then give her the treatment again I'm sure fang is willing to play with her again.
Amy: yes headmaster
Mal: lightning Scott needs a new partner till further notice. go with him on your next mission
Lightning: sha-yes headmaster
Mal: the rest of you get some rest, oh and heather.
Heather: yyes headmaster
Mal: keep your Donkey in check, it still doesn't know its place in the pecking order.
Lightning: (giggles at scott) you got bitched slapped
Scott: oh fuc-
c/t: hey guys that was awesome hoped you all enjoyed!