I think we get this whole key thingy by now, but I'm gonna post it anyway:
James- Bold
Lily- Italics
Albus- Normal
Scorpius- Bold Italics
Wow. I can't believe my ears. Scorpius Malfoy, girl magnet, idiot extraordinaire, doesn't have a date for the Valentines Day Ball? Right shamefully humiliating, that is.
Love, Lily
Oh, shut up Potter. I hate it when you and your bloody brothers get all "weird" on me like that.
Love, Scorpius.
OK, what's up with the weird "love" stuff?
I could ask you the same thing.
You could, but you didn't.
True. So, what's up with the creepy "love" stuff?
Go fuck a moose, Malfoy.
You'd love to, wouldn't you, Potter
Rather it than you.
You'd like that too, wouldn't you
Which one? It or you?
Well, either, of course, you're just that much of a cow.
What does that have to do with anything?
Leave me alone, you great prune!
What's got your panties in a knot.
I'm a boy
I fail to see how you can address yourself as such.
As I was saying, I'm a boy, I don't wear panties! I'll leave that to you and the rest of the crazy female population.
Now you're insulting my sex.
Sex?
Gender, sor-ry. You admit your knickers are in a twist. Why?
None of your concern.
Now I'm worried, which is weird, because I loathe you.
You loathe me?
Yes. Does that bother you?
No. (A/N: But of course, we all know that 1. It's not true, 2. He doesn't know this, and 3. It bothers him very much."
Good. We wouldn't want His Highness to be bothered.
Stop it!
Stop what?
Being all... scathing.
Pardon me.
You're pardoned.
What's bothering you? Please, please, please, please tell me
NO!
Why not? Does it involve me?
No! Why would it?
You're not telling me a single thing.
That might have something to do with the fact that you HATE me!
Why do I hate you again?
You tell me.
I don't remember
You're lying.
You're right.
Tell me.
I can't.
Why not?
I just... can't.
Why, though?
I told you, I can't tell you! Anyway... How's Darcy?
I hate you! And her! I hate both of you!
Why?
You brought her up! She has tentacles! (A/N: Another inside joke between Emm and I. I'm not gonna tell you what started it or anything, but basically it means that once she's got you in her grasp, she NEVER lets go)
Ah. Hey, I found this piece of paper with my name on it.
Really?
In your handwriting.
Joke. For Thomas.
You need to get a hobby. Is that all you do all day, making up offensive jokes to impress a friends who hates you? That's simply and utterly pitifully pathetic.
He doesn't hate me, you're just jealous that I have more friends than you
What is this, primary school? And actually, he does, I heard him telling Jake after supper last night.
Sure, think what you want, Potter.
I'm not lying!
As if I'd believe that. Oh and I found this thing with my initials drawn on it. What the bloody hell's that about?
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Try me
Rose
What?
Rose!
Ew!
Moving on
Rose likes me?
Moving on!
Does she?
Lily!
Does she?
I said, moving on... Did you call me Lily?
No.
You did!
Moving on!
Not funny.
Whatever.
You want the truth?
Yes!
You can't have it.
Fuck you, tell me, and why not?
You wish you could, no, and I can't because I promised
She does! I knew it!
Not necessarily
Why not?
Because
That's not a reason
You didn't ask for one
Yes I did... never mind. What's the reason?
Why do you want to know?
Because I do
Is there a reason?
No, I just want to know
Sorry, no reason, no answer
Fine, you want it, here. I like to know when people like me. Most of the time.
What do you mean, most of the time?
OK, so say that there's a creepy miss Darcy Jones, which there is. That's one case that I wish I never found out about
I hear you
But then again... Say that there's this girl that I really, really, really like. I'd want to know if she liked me so that I could ask her out and we'd live happily ever after. Just kidding about that end part.
Yeah, um, sorry, that reason's not good enough to dignify with an answer.
FUCK YOU!
You wish you could
You wish that I wished that I could
What ever tickles your peach, Malfoy
My peach gets tickled by other people, never you
You're officially a first class creep
Wasn't I already?
Not first class
I'm honored
You're disgusting
Interpret things however you want
You're still disgusting
Whatever
Hahahahahahahahaha
Ok?
Just a thought I had
Sure... Can I ask you something?
Depends
I need your advice/opinion
Shoot
Albus... well, Albus said you like me. Is that true?
No, why?
I just thought... Never mind
What?
Never mind. Hey do you...
No
Are you sure?
Damn near it
Really?
Yes.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Not really
I thought as much
What were you talking about?
I was asking if you hated me, and you said no
Oh. I thought... Never mind.
What?
It doesn't matter!
Tell me
Fine. I thought you were asking if Rose liked you, so I said no
She doesn't?
Lily?
No. She doesn't.
Then... who drew that?
I haven't the faintest idea (A/N: We sure do!)
Hey, Lily?
Yeah?
What would you say if I told you that there's this guy that I know... Well... he really likes you and wonders if you like him back
I don't know the bloke's name, how am I supposed to tell you that?
His initials are SM
Serge?
No
Than I don't know
Think hard
Tell me
I can't
Why not?
You have to figure that out for yourself
I can't!
Argh... Alright, I'll tell you. It's... well... it's... me
You?
Yes, me
Oh, um...
I knew it. You hate me. I'll just go.
No, wait. I... it's just the opposite. I don't hate you.
You don't?
No.
You... you like... me?
Yes
Lily?
Mhm?
Will you go to the Ball with me?
Yes
Great. See you outside?
I'll beat you there :)
A/N: Awww, young love. Maybe they'll share some with you! All you gotta do is review!