Nine Drunken Pirates

I don't own Naruto.

"Hello," the blond boy said as Hinata came out. Hinata just stood there, unsure what to do. She knew she was on a pirate ship, but they weren't any pirates she'd ever seen. 'Maybe they were kidnapped by the pirates, but overthrew them,' she thought. "Excuse me," Hinata said, "but, who are you guys?"

"Well," the red head with gourd said, "my name's Gaara." "I'm Yugito Nii," the first woman said. "My name's Yagura," said the third person. "You may call me Roshi," the fourth person told her. "I've been called Han," the fifth person exclaimed. "People call me Utakata," the sixth said. "I'm called Fu," the second girl said. "Yo," said the eighth one, "I'm called Killer Bee." "And I'm Naruto," the blond boy told her, "and I'm also the captain of the pirate crew." "PIRATES," Hinata screamed.

"Yea," Naruto said, "the Jinchuriki Pirates." "Sorry," Yugito said, knocking in the back of the head, "he's not the brightest of us." "And that's saying something," Naruto said. "Case in point," Gaara whispered to her as Naruto got a few death glares from that comment.

"Oh," Fu said, as if remembering something, "and don't worry. No one… well, no one male saw you naked." "Yea," Naruto said, "I made sure of it." "Oh, please," Yugito said, "you just kept all the other guys away because you wanted to be the only one to see her naked." "And we had to be on constant guard to make sure you didn't peep on her in any way," Fu told him.

"Well," Naruto said, utterly embarrassed, "that only shows how attractive she is." Meanwhile, Hinata, who had been too shocked (and embarrassed) to say anything, finally decided to speak up. "Um… do you think you can drop me off at a nearby kingdom? I need to get help."

"Don't worry," Naruto told her, "we're not dangerous." "It's not that," Hinata said, "I just need help. My kingdom was overrun by an evil warlord." "What," Naruto said. "And I have to get back to help, but I need help as well."

After a few seconds of silence, Naruto said, "Don't worry. We'll help free your kingdom." "You will," Hinata said, happily. "We will," the other eight pirates asked in surprise. "Yes, we will," Naruto said, giving Hinata a thumbs up, "I promise on my life." Everyone just stared at him like he was crazy.

"What the hell," Yugito said, shrugging, "I'm in to." "I guess I've got nothing better to do," Han told Hinata. "Whatever Naruto decides, I'll go with," Fu said to her. "We might as well," Utakata exclaimed. "Very well," Gaara said, "I guess we've got a majority vote. We will help you."

"You will," Hinata said, now more surprised than happy, "you really, really will?" "We promise," Naruto told her, "and when we promise something this big, you don't have to worry about it anymore." Naruto turned to Killer Bee. "Set course for…" Naruto turned to Hinata, "Where are you from again?" "The Hyuga kingdom," Hinata told him. "Set course for the Hyuga kingdom," Naruto said. "Yes sir," Killer Bee (and a few others) said.

Hinata could hardly believe it. She was coming home. This time, with some help.

Sorry, I don't know the personalities of some of the jinchuriki from Naruto, so I'll make those ones up as I go along. I hope you like this story.

Imagaco