You suddenly become Karkat Vantas.
You are currently trolling your least-favorite dork-faced human.
Gog. You hate his human digestive organs to near kismesistude. You know your feelings for him are definitely not as pale as he seems to think they are, but argh! He makes your blood boil!
Your Trollslum beeps at you, causing you to scowl and spin towards your computer.
"What in the ever-loving fuck does she want." You growl, hastily typing a reply to the quirky girl before exiting out of Trollslum.
You flip off your computer, mostly so a certain lisping asshole you know won't hack into it, and walk out of your respite block and down to steps to the main area in which you and your lusus usually strife in.
Speaking of your lusus, he's currently curled up in the middle of the area, asleep. Thank fuck. You aren't really in the mood for a strife.
As you wonder outside into your neighborhood, you start thinking about Terezi.
Matespritship is fairly new to you, though you've watched a ton if Romantic Comedies and read tons of romance books so you're pretty sure you know all about it. Even with that, it feels like something is missing between you two. She's been awful distant lately and whenever you invite her over to watch a movie, which she's normally happy to do so she can make fun of your choice in films, she quickly gets off Trollslum or finds a way to sneak off.
You growl softly, and though you are always perturbed by her outlandish antics, you pity her so much it hurts sometimes.
Well, basically all the time.
You were so wrapped up in your thoughts that you didn't even notice when you bumped into a troll, earning an excited: "Karkitty!" from her.
Karkitty? Oh shit.