Warnings: Yaoi. AU. OOC.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.
Pairings: Kai _ Tala...
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Next day at three in the afternoon he waltzed in the waiting room dressed in blue jeans and black vest with an undone crimson shirt over it his dark grey and blue colored hair in the usual half wild style hanging in his eyes and reaching to his built shoulders, he walked up to Bryan rolling his eyes when the body builder looked him up and down and then whistled.
"Hey Kai... this is better than your dress suits..."
Kai smirked. "Wipe that drool off of your chin and let Tala know I want the damn medicine." There wasn't really drool coming out of the heavy built man's mouth but it was nice to see Bryan grin at him without taking him too seriously. When he was at the counter he leaned his weight on it with his elbows eyeing the lilac haired man check something on the computer screen.
"He'll be free in ten minutes, you'll wait or you want me to get him here right now?"
"I'll wait... I don't have an appointment after all... How did it go with the police and the crazy maniac?"
"Well apart for the fact that we were stuck here to near midnight it went well, Tala's in a nasty mood today though but that's understandable when he's denied his beauty sleep, he gets all snappy and...unprofessional..."
Kai couldn't resist and since Bryan was smirking he did too. He however kept himself back from commenting on that part.
"Hm...Does that kind of shit happen a lot?"
"That kind doesn't happen a lot... it was too close for my or Tala's liking... but there is a reason I'm here after all... you know Tala is always sitting by his desk when having a patient in his room, he has this little switch under his table that he can press with a simple move of his knee... that's why the sadist went nuts seeing him sitting on the coach with you... I think the man had a crush for Tala... anyway...you owe me big time dude... I mean you just left and I had to calm down a hurricane called 'mentally unstable shrink having a panic attack after the attack'..."
Kai frowned even though Bryan was saying that with humor he didn't feel all that good for running off. "Well...the idiot did have a knife and as you said that try was a bit too close...but you're right I owe you for covering me..."
Bryan just grinned nodding.
"By the way... that was one hell of a punch, the guy never woke up... they had to carry him out of here, how's your hand doing after that?"
He lifted his bruised hand up shrugging it off as nothing which it wasn't it hurt like a bitch and he had spent half of the night keeping his hand in an ice cream container. He was about to say that it was really nothing at all like a real macho when Tala's office door opened and a man rushed out grinning from ear to ear looking simply crazed and close to a pleasurable heart attack.
Kai with his jaw hanging down watched the man bounce at him literally jumping up and down.
"You heard it... yesss... he said the color is good... the color is good! Thank you Tala... I shall try green next..."
While the stranger was screaming and bouncing out the door Tala was standing supporting himself against a door frame and face palming. "I only said I don't see anything wrong with blue...it's a nice shade... I didn't mean it's a good color to eat to get off."
But the shrinks words were unheard by the man already out of the building running down the street.
Kai fixed his slack jaw unable to pray his eyes off of Tala's frame, the shrink really looked tired but beautiful nonetheless, there's was a pristine white button up shirt hugging Tala's chest and black jeans doing the same with the slender hips and legs, those jeans should be illegal for too sexy shrinks to wear if they didn't want to get molested by their patients, Kai was sure.
Tala's blue and tired eyes met with Kai's surely sparkling ones and Kai kept himself still and frozen as they slid over his unusually unofficial choice of clothes.
Kai observed the shrink come to him and Bryan, his heart was pounding because Tala sure as hell was blushing and he wanted to know what the beauty was thinking, god how he wanted it.
He kept the shiver back when Tala's delicate hand brushed over his arm lightly and shortly it barely counted as a touch, but it counted. The shrink smiled. "Hey Kai, glad you found the time... waiting for long?"
"No... Was talking with Bryan about last night..." he explained taking the red-haired creatures appearance in from close up, Tala was so pale... beautifully pale, not unhealthy pale... it was madly arousing for him.
"Oh... yeah... well, thanks again... and...sorry you had to...see that.."
"What? And I didn't even get thanks for calming you when you went all screechy bitchy?" Bryan butted in with a grin that surely said the guy is enjoying himself.
Kai simply adored the angry red flush covering Tala's cheeks in a blink of an eye, the next thing the lean form was sort of trying to leap over the counter and strangle Bryan Kai supposed, however it just gave him a nice view of that black clad round ass... it was one hell of a view.
"I wasn't screeching and bitching, you're such a fucking pain in the ass, I didn't ask for you to calm me... I was perfectly calm!"
Kai once more was biting his lower lip madly trying to be discreet about his great amusement, Bryan looked the same merely looking at Tala while the redhead was attempting a murder by strangulation.
"Oh? So it wasn't your scrawny ass sitting in my lap and it wasn't you pressing your face in my neck murmuring that you needed another job...?"
Tala then made an interesting noise, Kai couldn't place it, it was like a humiliated howl plus a raging battle cry, the delicate pale fist connected with Bryans jaw and Kai's eyebrows shot up in his hair even though he was still trying not to grin... Bryan however was grinning.
Tala's face changed drastically from pissed off to...well, pained.
The shrink bent down clutching his hand in his other hand. "God, I think I broke it..."
Kai wondered would it be okay if he would somehow attempt to calm the shrink or...look at that hurt little hand but Tala was once more straightening up with the cheeks crimson and the blue eyes sparkling, this time Kai was sure those sparkles were unshed tears of pain. "I seriously hate you Bryan... it's my right hand... the right one, do you realize how many paperwork I have every day... I won't be able to write because of your damn stupid gorilla jaw!"
"Not to mention the fact that it will be a pain to jack off now..."
Kai couldn't help it he laughed, he did cover his face but he was sure its noticeable anyway since he was shaking and making weird noises, Tala was glaring daggers at Bryan surely planning a sudden death for the guy while Bryan with a smirk picked up a book flipping the pages in a bored way as if nothing ever happened.
"Kai..." Tala suddenly turned to him the bright eyes narrowing into slits seeing him barely holding in a barking laughter. "Follow me to my office..." the shrink finished already leaving.
Kai followed his shoulders still trembling slightly with his amusement.
In the office he went for Tala's desk while the redhead sat down and took a paper prescription and a pen, Kai's gaze lingered on the red patch on the knuckles... it wasn't broken, seemed like Tala was just fine judging by the speed he scribbled the words on the paper. He decided not to comment or ask anything since he knew the shrink was in a foul mood today even though his tongue was itching.
"How was your day so far, Kai?" it was really amazing in Kai's opinion the way Tala's hand never faltered writing while the shrink asked the question.
"Hm...nothing special... visited one of my orphanages in the morning, the little monsters nearly screamed my head off."
Tala smiled still scribbling. "They like you, eh?"
"I think they like the sweets I bring them..."
"I bet... children are nice that way... why don't you meet up with Tyson because he seriously is getting on my nerves calling me nonstop asking about you..."
Kai grunted not really listening, since he was standing beside the shrink by the table he was busier looking at Tala's legs crossed neatly under the table and the way Tala's pale neck was craning just so... and the way the red silky tresses were tempting him to touch and feel.
"It's nice of him to worry about you of course but I wonder why he isn't calling you instead of me, and the worst thing is that he doesn't realize I'm not going to answer his questions about you, I asked him how he would feel if I would tell you about why he was my patient but I seriously doubt I got through to him..."
Another grunt from Kai, he was shaking himself mentally willing himself to stop his naughty ideas of his shrink. He noticed a picture frame on Tala's desk, the photo showed Tala and Bryan as teens posing for the camera with Tala pouting terribly and Bryan grinning madly and messing with Tala's crimson locks, well it just proved those two were friends.
"That's Tyson and I suppose he's pestering you because I'm ignoring him..."
"I see..." Tala chirped grabbing the little piece of paper and standing up suddenly, Kai didn't flinch he froze at the sudden small proximity between their faces, the crystal blue eyes boring into his eyes as Tala passed him the prescription which he took numbly stepping backwards a little step.
"Try taking them tonight... before you go to bed... they should be at any pharmacy you run into... expensive but good... umm when do you have time for the next appointment?"
"Uh...you can appoint me as you please, I'm free all the time..." god, that sounded so wrong to him but it was said, Tala though was already nose deep into a notebook murmuring and seemingly checking his work sheet.
"Mh not there...mh yes...ah no, the paint eater got that window, damn him... mrrr..." Kai really was enjoying listening though... Tala's voice was nice... he still was damn sure that the shrink is a psycho but now he was also damn sure he didn't mind... not one bit. "... Yes! I'll put you in tomorrow I have only nutcases tomorrow if I put you in at least it will be worth getting up in the morning...something to look forward to..."
Tala was still murmuring to himself but it was like... well Kai heard it and did Tala just really kind of...said that...he liked appointments with Kai? The feeling taking over him was nice... this time he flinched when the blue eyes snapped to him as Tala turned to face him. "Tomorrow at six?"
"I'll be here..."
"Al right lets go I'll lead you outside, I need a word with Bryan anyway..."
"And I need to write a check for you, you do take checks don't you...?"
"Sure, you do that with Bryan he handles all that..."
"Okay..."
So they went for the waiting room where Bryan seeing them was smirking oddly. Kai really wanted to ask why, it was one of those 'I know something dirty about you' smirks you now. But however it was, it's not like he would ask while a very sexy shrink was walking right beside him brushing their arms together.
He pulled out his check book from his jean pants and put it on a table where Bryan still smirking passed him a pen and then checked something in the pc and then placed a slip of paper on his check book, the slip of course was the proof he's paying and how much to pay, he was scribbling the numbers and his name while Tala was hopping around the counter like a wild cat, Bryan didn't look pleased pushing the redhead away... Kai had to stop writing to observe.
"Aha! I knew it!" Tala all but screamed hitting Bryan on the head with what looked like one of Bryan's dirty gay magazines. "I knew it, you dirty motherfucker... I told you...not here...do you get off behind the counter or what?"
Bryan tried to grab the magazine out of Tala's hands, 'tried' being the key word since the shrink was clutching on it like a lion. "It's not porn you dumb-fuck and better to watch that then your ugly face...Jesus you're pretty uptight for a shrink don't you think? Or that's just because Kai's watching?"
"Bryan!" Tala suddenly was talking all low and dangerous, yeah you could say it was more hissing than talking an angry finger was jabbing in Bryan's wide chest repeatedly. "You are the worst thing that could happen to me you know that, not only you're putting me down in front of-..."
"Well then don't go and jump over the counter in front of your patient and you won't have to deal with-"
A pinch stopped Bryan...and seriously...pinch, Tala pinched the big guys inner arm where the skin was naturally sensitive grabbing the skin between the deft pale fingers and then twisting with a mad glee in the blue eyes, it worked damn well, Bryan groaned in pain rubbing the spot viciously stepping forward as if to punch Tala for the evil twist of skin, the shrink stepped forward too looking at his friend with the smuggest face Kai had ever seen it literally screamed 'I know you can't hit me...yeah, can't hit me, c'mon hit me bitch, I dare you.'.
Bryan just narrowed the lilac eyes and then smirked looking at Kai suddenly. "He's awfully cute don't you think?"
Tala of course spluttered and huffed and swatted Bryan's head with the magazine again.
Kai however went back to writing with his lower lip nearly chewed off, cute was not the word.
He passed the check to Bryan who took it and put it somewhere under the counter giving him a smirk even though his head was still being beaten with a magazine which was starting to fall to pieces showing him a picture of a lithe man with blonde hair sucking unto another man's huge cock. Yeah, that was porn, all right.
He tilted his head wondering should he get Tala's attention to say good bye or should he just... take his leave... it was fun to watch though.
"Can you stop, it doesn't hurt you know... you have some serious anger issues I think you need to see a shrink!" Bryan said calmly.
Tala opened his mouth probably to scream and make the body builder eat the magazine without chewing, Kai choose that moment to cough. "Tala?"
The redheads head snapped to the side looking at him, the face red and a nice delicious looking drop of sweat rolling down the temple. A faint awkward smile blossomed on rosy lips. "Uh...sorry Kai..." the shrink dropped the magazine revealing a new picture, this one with the same blonde man being molested on a table surface from behind, Kai cocked his head taking in the picture-blondes lusty expression and red cheeks...
Tala apparently followed his gaze and as Kai looked up the blue eyes went wider looking at the picture a hot blush creeping on already reddened cheeks, the blue eyes closed and Tala shook his head, then opened the eyes went around the counter and brushed his arm the same way Tala did when they met today, that nearly nonexistent brush.
"I'll see you tomorrow Kai... I hope you'll sleep well..."
"Yeah..." he was croaking and he had a dumb expression on his face but it was okay since the shrink was already going back for the office murmuring to himself something about 'stupid best friends and blondes getting fucked in the ass...'.
Kai chuckled turning to Bryan flinching when the big guys expression was the same 'knowing one' the same smirk quirking the pale lips.
"What?" he asked since Tala was out of sight and behind closed doors.
"Nothing..."
Kai narrowed his eyes crossing his arms on his chest probably trying to look bigger than he was. "Your face says it's something!"
Bryan shrugged picking up the dirty magazine focusing all attention on its half ruined pages. "Tala is neglecting his own steely policy of 'each patient only once a weak'... it amuses me, that's all."
Kai's heart skipped a beat there and his arms unlocked numbly he turned around just in case Bryan would decide to take in how those words worked on him.
"See ya..." he said keeping his voice neutral walking for the door just fast enough not to run.
"Yeah...see ya..." Bryan's voice reached him just as he slipped outside of the office building.
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AN: I hope it was enjoyable...tell me what you think?
Mettlei.