Hello everyone! Sorry for the long wait. It's just so hard to get to a computer. So this is the third chapter of the fic. The title is too long to type. Okay the start of the third chapter. Before that I would like to thank Seth's nightmare for the idea for this chapter. So I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat DO NOT own any of the Twilight Characters. Some of them may be ooc but that's okay. My oc's already have their profiles up and ready the stories have to be written though.
Here's the fic!
At another part of the store
Alice dragged Bella to the sports section of the store, followed by the other four vampires who are already losing the rest of their eternal-gained patience. She reminded them that they needed a new baseball bat since Emmett broke in a fit of unsportsmanship behavior (in other words he broke the bat over losing a game.). The others agreed and started walking towards the baseball bats, when Alice saw two hicks looking at guns.
"O.M.G!! What in the world are they wearing? How could their mom let them walk out the door like that!!"
"Alice!!" Rosalie exclaimed. "That is very rude!!"
"But look at them!!" Alice said very loudly. All the other patrons looked at the hicks and started gossiping.
Rosalie looked at them and said, "Oh my goodness, WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?? UGH!! That is the worst ensemble I've ever seen. What were they thinking?"
"What are you talking about, Rose? I think they look cool." Emmett said coming up behind her.
"What century are you born in?" Rosalie asked as she walked away. Emmett smiled at her back and turned to Alice. "What did I say wrong?" He said. Alice batted her eyes and walked towards the hicks. "I am going to give these kids a bit of advice." She whispered. Meanwhile Edward got to Bella and decided to take her to the fishing section. But all the Cullens and Bella herself were curious to see what Alice is going to do.
Alice tapped one of the hicks shoulders and both turned around. "Yeah? Wat u want?" one of the hicks said.
Alice looked at him. "I was just wondering if you don't understand that this is not hunting season in WAL-MART. So there is no reason for you to be waving your guns all over the place and come here dressed like that."
"What's wrong wit our clothes, Sam?"
"I don't know, Rex" Sam said.
Alice looked at them and said, " I bet that your mom said that you looked wonderful. Isn't that right?" she asked sweetly.
Both hicks nodded their heads.
"well she was wrong. You're lucky that there aren't any fashion police. They would have taken you to jail."
Jasper, Edward, Bella, and Rosalie looked at Alice in shock and thought, 'what happened to her?' Emmett on the other hand was laughing, but stopped when they all saw the angry and threatening looks the hick brothers were giving Alice.
Jasper quickly went to Alice's side and said to them, " Don't even think about it. You should take her advice, although she shouldn't have worded it the way she did. Come on Alice let's go to a different part of the store we already got what we need here." He told her walking away. 'we need to figure out what happened.' Jasper thought. Edward nodded in agreement. " we'll do that later. But let's survive the day with Alice first."
With that they went to the next section of the store. Who is the next person Alice will torture? Will everyone else figure who's behind Alice's weird behavior? Find out next time!
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