Me: Wow, still haven't disclamed, huh? Well, I don't own TMM, or this would have actually happend!

I got held back to clean up with none other than crazy, hypo, funny, insane, Purin.

"I wounder why Tar-Tar wasn't with Pai today," she thought aloud.

"Who?" I asked, acting like I had no idea who I was.

"He is my best friend. He kinda looks like you, but, you know, alien-y-er," she explaned, to a complete stranger, kinda.

"What do you think of him?" I asked. I was interested as to what she was going to say.

"I think he's not a bad guy, but he thinks he has to act like it, and that he's nice, and that he'd probally save my life again, and he has brother issues." More than you know, Purin, I thought, looking at my reflction. Pai is dead, you hear me Pai? D-E-A-D!

"He sounds cool," I said, giving me a small ego boost.

"He is the best," she said. Ding, ding, dinnnnnnngggggg! Ego goes through the stupid pink roof.

After work, I went to the shack that we 'bought' in the summer, and turned on the transmition devise, and met Kish's stupid face.

"Who are you? And how'd you get get this frequencey?" he asked me, looking really confused.

"Just Pai on Kish, you stupid idiot," I hissed.

"Ok, ok, someone's PMS-y," he said holding up his hands as if to say, 'I surender'.

Pai then came up on the screen, and I yelled, "WHY THE F**K DID YOU TURN ME INTO A F*****G MEW MEW?! AND TELL KISH I'M NOT F*****G PMS-ING!"

"Calm down, Tart. I did it because you are the best lier out of the three of us, plus, I would be... umm, 'destarcted' and Kish would be staying around Mew Ichigo to much, and forget the mission," he explaned, and we both know 'destracted' means 'Mew Lettuce would be there, and he'd go ga-ga eyes'.

"How long am I going to be like this? I've gone emo," I asked, holding up mt wrist to show him my cuts.

Pai winced at the sight, "The pills last twenty-four hours, but wear of quicker if you get too emotional."

I sighed as I turned off the devise, and went to sleep.

The next morning, i took another pill, and ran to Cafe 'Eww Eww'. And to tell you the truth, I hate looking like a girl. All the old ladies say I'm utterly adorabe, and guys keep flirtig with me.

It turns out that tall lady, wasn't a lady, but the baker at the cafe! He really needs a hair cut.

I was releaved to hear Kish made a Charisma Anima.

"Mew Mew Starberry..."

"Mew Mew Mint..."

"Mew Mew Lettuce..."

"Mew Mew Pudding..."

"Mew Mew Zakuro..."

"Shade Mew Grape..."

"METAMORIFO-SIS!"

Once me, the four bimbos, and Lady Insanity made it to the park, Kish had fallen asleep on the Charisma Anima's back, a sign Pai woke him up before eleven-thirty.

Pudding looked miscevious as she called her weapon. "Ribbon PuddingRing... Inferno!" She used her attack on... Kish? I must admit, girl got style.

Once Kish woke up, the other mews attacked, and Starwberry Brain yelled, "Come on, Grape, attack!"

"Ribbon Grape... Spark!" I shouted, immedatly separating the little kitten fromm the parasite.

Me: Thanks to everyone who's been reading this. And I need to ask, should I change the cover picture to Tart in mew form, and if I do, face, waist up, or full body?

Tart: DON'T MAKE HER DO IT!

Estelle: REVIEW IT PEOPLE!