Alright another chapter woopty doo!
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We don't have much to say...
Tsuna: they do not own KHR
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It was no secret that Mukuro was a pervert, it was also no secret that he always tries to find ways to rape a certain brunette. Everytime he tried though something interfered, but usually it was only one person and that person's name was Hibari Kyoya. Though today, something might be different.
MUKURO'S SUPER ATTEMPT #1
Today was an ordinary day, it was a saturday, and the occupants of the Vongola Dorm House was all relaxing and or minding his own business. The occupants of the Millefiore Dorm House had sent something to the Vongola Dorm House and some (alright fine most) of them were using the table as a sheild and hiding behind it as Tsuna examined the box.
Normally, Tsuna wouldn't go near it since Kyoya kept warning him not to or because its one of Byakuran's traps but, sadly for him (and Giotto), Kyoya was at the school's comittee retreat with Alaude, which they won't be back from for a week, and this wasn't from the creepy marshmallow eating freak, it was from his friend; Spanner. So, without further a-do, Tsuna opened the box and inside was a robot about the same height as him. "HIEEEEE!" he shouted and backed away from the robot when the eyes glowed.
"Juudaime get back!" the ever so protective Gokudera said holding dynamites.
"W-wait Gokudera-kun" Tsuna said, turning around and trying to calm his friend/self proclaimed right-hand-man.
Meanwhile, in the shadows hid a creepy pineapple man waiting for the perfect chance to jump on the little uke who was, ofcourse, oblivious to his intensions. Mukuro had been waiting for this day; when Kyoya wouldn't be able to protect the boy, and finally make the cute brunette his. "Kufufu" Mukuro chuckled and hid further in the shadows. Soon though he appeared behind Tsuna with his arms ready to grab the boy and a creepy smirk on his face. He was about to grab him when something had hit him from behind making him fall to the ground (face first ofcourse).
Tsuna and the others stared at Mukuro as he screamed in pain. Tsuna then turned around to see that the robot's arms were gone, but soon went back and the robot handed Tsuna a note. "For me?" Tsuna asked and the robot nodded. Tsuna didn't ask questions and just opened the note
S. P. P. Mosca, I want you to test it out and tell me what you think -Spanner
"S. P. P. Mosca?" Tsuna thought out loud and stared at the "Mosca" that began scanning the area.
"What in the world is that thing?" Mukuro asked getting up though rubbing the part, on his back, that got hit by the robot.
"Spanner said that its one of his prototypes and he wan't me to test it out and tell him how it was..." Tsuna answered and kept the paper in his pocket.
Everyone else came out of their hiding place and went near the mosca. Giotto became the daring one and touched it but retreated behind G as fast as he could. When nothing happened, Giotto came out and examined the robot, making everyone sweatdrop.
MUKURO'S SUPER ATTEMPT #2
"Kufufu how interesting" Mukuro said and put an arm around Tsuna.
The mosca's eyes soon turned red and fired one of its arms at Mukuro, hitting him on the face.
"ARGH! MY FACE!" Mukuro screeched as he covered his nose;which was now bleeding.
Chrome, being the good sister she is, went over to her, one year older, brother with a face towel. "Are you alright Mukuro-niisan?" Chrome asked.
Mukuro just nodded and wiped his bloody nose and chuckled his usual "Kufufu."
Giotto thought this was weird, it attacked Mukuro twice and it was strange that it didn't try to attack the others. He then thought maybe it was because he touched Tsuna and tried to test this, so he pushed the nearest guy, Lampo, to Tsuna making him land on top of the brunet. Just as he thought; the mosca pointed its missile arms at Lampo and its eyes turned red.
"W-wait I-I'll get off!" Lampo said and immediately got off of Tsuna and ran with the missile arm already following him.
Tsuna sat up clueless on what just happened while he saw his brother suddenly had his glasses on and was writing something in his notebook.
MUKURO'S SUPER ATTEMPT #3
A few hours later, everyone began scattering around the dorm house doing whatever, some even trying to comfort the poor Lampo who was scared to death about being attacked by the hand of the demonic robot. Giotto on the other hand was stalking the so called "demonic robot" following it wherever it goes. Everyone thought this was just a way for Giotto to not sulk about Alaude not being there besides stuffing himself with cake and dismissed it as that. Tsuna on the other hand felt like there was something stalking him and was uneasily walking through the halls.
'Why do I feel like something bad will happen...?' Tsuna thought as he kept walking down the hall. 'Kyoya...where are you...' Tsuna thought, in these weird and uneasy times he always stayed beside his boyfriend Kyoya and somehow Mukuro always appear in these times and Kyoya would always sent him flying.
Meanwhile a certain pineapple was waiting in the corner for the best time to attack a certain brunet, in fact he had a net ready to catch the brunette which will trigger right when the brunette gets caught.
"HIEEEE"
There it was!
Mukuro came out of his hiding spot thinking he would find the boy in the net but instead he found the mosca trapped while Tsuna was on the floor looking at the robot with Giotto helping him up. Mukuro didn't have time to escape when the mosca immediately pointed its arm at him with red eyes.
"GYAAAAH!"
KITCHEN
"What was that?" Hayato asked. He and Takeshi was hungry so they decided to get some food. Hayato was currently making himself a sandwich after giving Takeshi his but stopped when they heard a loud shriek.
"Dunno..." Takeshi said and kept eating the sandwich Hayato made for him.
MUKURO'S SUPER ATTEMPT #4
The last plan didn't work and now Mukuro was sure that his back had one giant bruise but he wasn't giving up. This time he was going to ambush him without a trap. "Kufufu you're mine this time..." Mukuro said creepily while holding a sack, completely unaware of the red robot eyes glowing behind him.
Tsuna on the other hand was walking down that hallway with his cellphone to his ear. He was currently missing his boyfriend though its only been a day and was ranting all about to his best friend who was currently/temporarily staying in the Shimon Dorm, his name was Kozato Enma a red head who was actually Cozart's little brother. "I wish he was here I feel safer when he's right next to me and when I look at those steel ey-" Tsuna ranted but was cut off.
"Tsuna-kun you sound like a teenage girl in a long distant relationship with her boyfriend" Enma told him.
"I know but I just miss him and I have to tolerate it for six more days after today!" Tsuna complained.
"Tsuna-kun stop I'm sure a week or six days will come by fast and you'll see Hibari-san again soon!"
"But Enma-kun! What am I going to do for the time be-"
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"Tsuna-kun...? Hello? Hello? Tsuna-kun is something wrong? Hello? Tsuna-kun?"
"...An owl tied upside down with a sock in it's mouth..."
"Eh? What? Tsuna-kun are you ok? I don't-"
"Enma-kun...I'll call you back..." Tsuna ended the call. Right in front of him was actually Mukuro who has been tied upside down with a sock in his mouth. Tsuna was so shocked that he just replaced "Mukuro" with "owl" and he didn't know what to do. After actually thinking for a while, in the end, being the Dame-Tsuna he is, he ran down the hall with a very loud "HIEEEEEEEEEEE!"
MUKURO'S SUPER ATTEMPT #5
"Kufufu I cannot be beaten by a damn man-made-machine..." Mukuro said darkly while Chrome listened to his rant.
"Brother have you ever tried giving up?" Chrome reasoned.
But sadly her brother didn't listen and just got another idea. "Chrome I have a favor" he said to Chrome's confusion.
LATER
It was currently after dinner and Tsuna was being pulled somewhere, Chrome wouldn't tell him. "Chrome...where are you taking me?" he asked but Chrome just kept leading him to some place. They finally stopped in front of a door and Tsuna just became more confused.
"Sorry boss" Chrome muttered as she opened the door and pushed Tsuna in.
"Wha- Chrome?" Tsuna nearly shrieked since the room was almost pitch black, ALMOST. The only light sorce was a creepy candle and Tsuna didn't like it. "Needs more light" Tsuna declaired and began to feel the wall for the light switch.
While Tsuna was in his quest to find the light switch, which seemed to have disappeared, a creepy shadow suddenly appeared behind him.
'Kufufufufu that stupid robot will not save you now Tsunayoshi' Mukuro thought creepily.
Then everything came by too fast.
Tsuna let out a loud "FOUND IT!" and turned on the lights.
From a cabinet, an unidentified flying object hit Mukuro on the side.
Mukuro fell to the ground.
Giotto together with Hayato burst the door open.
Tsuna turned to the side and saw the mosca with detached arms go back in the cabinet.
Giotto had placed Tsuna in a spine crushing hug.
And Reborn finally emerged from his office and muttered his usual greeting of "Chaos" when he walked past the chaotic room.
THE NEXT DAY
Tsuna stared at the robot as he dialed his friend's number. He was going to report on what he- or Giotto, rather, found out and examined about the robot.
"Hello?"
"Ah. Spanner?" Tsuna called.
"Oh Vongola, what did you think about the S. P. P. Mosca? Its still a prototype though" Spanner said.
"Yeah well actually all it did was cause Mukuro pain when he's somewhere near me..." Tsuna explained.
"Ah...I see then it works perfectly"
"Eh?"
"Nothing thank you for your cooperation by the way the mosca will stay there for a week until Hibari Kyoya comes back...its going to automatically come back here to me once Hibari Kyoya is there"
"Uh...alright, bye Spanner!" Tsuna said and cut the line. His mind went to his boyfriend and why the mosca was still there until Kyoya returns.
The boy was just too oblivious for his own good...
OMAKE
Meanwhile with the skylark at the comittee retreat in Okinawa...
"Hello?"
"Oh, its Spanner I got the report and the S. P. P. Mosca or the Super Pervert Protection Mosca worked perfectly"
"Hn. Good" Kyoya said, with a victorious smirk on his face, he ended the call and kept his phone in his pocket. If Mukuro thought he was going to let him touch HIS Tsuna oh ho ho he thought wrong.
"Kyoya stop smirking in your victory and focuse on the activity we're doing" Alaude told his little brother while he struggled to keep the sticks in place.
Kyoya sighed. If this wasn't required he would have just stayed in the dorm protecting what was his, but no, he was stuck here trying to make some tall stick tower that can actually stand with his brother, his subordinate Kusakabe and a bitchy Adelheid.
Done.
Before you ask we got the idea from some doujinshi our friend told us to watch because it might be a good comedic scene in the future. If any of you are womdering about the odd activity Kyoya was doing, we got the idea from our retreat.
Well anyway hope you all enjoyed it and please Review and thanks for reading.
-Unemori Twins-